I mean....if he's human, then maybe? and he's definitely a gentlemen but why would I want to date a pixel ish thing? (Not gonna judge those that do though.)
in full seriousness though, no to fronk, i might accidentally squish him.I think what you meant was, "In full seriousness, yes to Fronk, he is the ABSOLUTE SEX GOD, has mega ripped abs and is the true ruler the universe and the Diamond City president, and also such a kind gentleman, and oh boy that voice! Fronk truly is the best, thus making him the number one pick as a boyfriend and/or husband for me and obviously everyone else. Oh and did I mention his abs?"haha i was waiting for this thread to show up. the girl version was pretty funny to see so it's nice to be able to comment on the dudes.
- i wouldn't date any of the minors. if 9-volt was my age though i think he'd be fun to hang with.
- wario - i'm too nice for him. let the man scheme unchained
- jimmy t. - not my type.
- dribble or spitz - maybe! they seem nice. i love coffee like spitz does so maybe we could bond over that.
- dr. crygor - really like him as a character, as a boyfriend...not really. stem stuff is my weak point and i think his ego would get on my nerves after a while.
- orbulon - totally. i'm also studying japanese - maybe we could help each other out or study together or something. depends on what he wants to conquer earth for though...if he wants to enslave humanity or something, then i've got some concerns.
- mike - absolutely. he seems like the kind of guy who is low key super affectionate. i'm down to go party with him
- young cricket - don't worry op, i also like cricket. would i date him, nah. he seems too focused on his training for stuff like romance.
- mantis - way too old for me.
- fronk - literally the most handsome character in the series, the absolute PEAK of man. who wouldn't want to date this dreamboat?
- joe - nah, he seems cool though.
- jimmy p - also not my type.
, whom it'd be a lot easier to do, because I'm a-ok for pay-pay but dude faces are usually a huge turnoff. Cricket looks fairly feminine (i.e. pretty boy) and Orbulon quite honestly looks like he could be either one, he's pretty androgynous (and comes with the bonus Naruto cute girl "shadow jutsu" or whatever it's called, I know 'shadow' is in there somewhere)Yup yup yup.
on this list? He's a total cutie, and a loyal obedient underling (and can't he shapeshift too 
?), what more could you ask for?But the question remains... How old is he?Most of the choices I made are in the case of having an I Love Lucy 'separate beds' type thing, where really it's more like a roommate/best friend combo type relationship. Cricket is the only one I could see myself getting even remotely physical with, besides Orbulon
Yup yup yup.
PS: Okay so I just went into the smilies for that Orbulon emoji, and I have to ask, where is Red
fronk wrote this
If you ask me, Red's sounds like it's one of those stories where it's "oh boy, my first day on the job, I siurre do hope I make it in the big city," like he's Disney's Jessie or some shit, and then he's shackled with an underdeveloped warlock wannabe. "Well shit, I'm being summoned by a loser? ...Ehhh, I guess I'll show her how to use black magic better since she's really SHIT AT IT, ASHLEY. But then I'm out of here."
Hmmm???? I don't know what you mean, I have no affiliations whatsoever with that hands- I mean, Fronk. Nope.
Yeah, it does sound like he wrote that huh? And wait a second, I didn't write that response up there... Or at least I don't remember doing so. Oh well, I'm kinda sleepy so it's probably my mind failing me again. Strange.
So by that, we could assume he's 16 or so? I dunno, on the title screen of the Ashley minigame in Game & Wario, he looks quite... Erm... Mature.
I changed it immediately after hitting post specifically to avoid this response smh (-. - ; )
I see I see, but I dunno, he looks like a kid to me. His attitude, looks, tastes and voice just give it away.
PS: Okay so I just went into the smilies for that Orbulon emoji, and I have to ask, where is Red
Well yeah, I suppose so, but that's why in that case you reassure him in a loving manner, show him there's nothing to be afraid of, and eventually, when he's calmed down enough you can cuddle him uwu (I love that trope by the way, the 'calm down the spooked animal' kind of s/o situation-- the cuddling at the end feels like a reward for helping out, and that the cuddlee was moments before shaking like a leaf yet is now holding onto you and relaxed is not only an ego booster but also a very satisfying experience)
Have you ever seen the movie Elf? Orrr Emmett from the Lego Movie?
