We're going to do the funeral eulogy of a man who died by titties, one sentence at a time. I'll start us off: "Dearly departed, we are here for the funeral of Choke On Breasts, I mean Chuck N. Bress."
Since I see a lot of complaining about replies on social media, a quick reminder...
Posting online in a public forum is like standing on a soapbox at Speaker's Corner, not talking to your 3 mates in the pub. Gotta expect others to react.