xandermartin98
Wario Fan Supreme
The Marvel Cinematic Universe, as well as the superhero movie genre in general, is a complete overrated bore-fest with only a few of its films actually standing out as anything exceptionally above average-level "good" in the grand scheme of things:
- The Iron Giant, which is hands-down the greatest Superman film anyone could ever hope to make
- The original Incredibles, before its sequel came along and turned out to be one of the most lazily written cash grabs in history
- The Dark Knight Returns, which I actually find to be a far better-written, albeit less original, film than The Dark Knight proper
- Spider-Man 2, albeit mostly thanks to Doctor Octopus
- The original 2012 Avengers, simply due to how much it utterly perfects its genre and style in nearly every possible way
- Spider-Man 1, despite the fact that it made Green Goblin look laughably ridiculous and was kind of a joke when compared to Spider-Man 2
- The Dark Knight for much of the same reason as Avengers 2012, despite the fact that it takes itself WAY too seriously for its own good
- The original Tim Burton duology Batman movies, before the astonishingly crap-tacular Joel Schumacher duology came along to effectively ruin everything about its predecessor
- Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse for basically being Black Panther done right in addition to having quite possibly THE greatest art style to ever grace film
- Avengers: Infinity War, when considering how impressively it turned out for being the comically overblown third film of a superhero trilogy
- Superman 1978, if only for how amazing it was back at the time when it initially came out (also, that theme song; seriously, THAT theme song)
- Captain America: Winter Soldier, mainly for having one of the first actually deep plots in a superhero film
- Logan for effectively being Wolverine meets The Last Of Us meets The Dark Knight
- X2 for basically being what the first X-Men film from 2000 should have been
- V For Vendetta, despite the fact that it is somehow pretentious enough to make The Dark Knight seem modest about itself
- Robocop and the Terminator duology, both of which also need absolutely no introduction whatsoever
- The first two (or three) Star Wars films, before the main film series devolved into the mediocre, pandering crap that it is now
- Big Hero 6, even if it does objectively pale in comparison to The Iron Giant in pretty much every way besides maybe visuals
- The first MCU Iron Man film, before the entire trilogy devolved into yet another pointless Avengers advertisement like the Thor one

) if they so much as hear the fuckin' Hi-Hats. I mean, on a primal level I enjoy sensationalist bullshit as much as anyone else, but I've also reached a point where I know that the little high that one gets from exaggerating how good something is, and the fucking chills down your spine horseshit is not worth sacrificing your integrity in the eyes of the untainted. That one poet said it best when he compared nostalgia to a sweet which has become so old that it becomes saccharine. Nostalgia has the effects of enjoying yourself as normal, BUT it's poisoned by humanity's hatred of change and subsequent love for the overly familiar, turning it into a fast track to looking stupid for people who review things for a living. It's like a cheap thrill/laugh/etc. in endorphin form.