Happy borthday, Tahu
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@Glowsquid happy bday, Glowie
I was looking up at the stars a few minutes ago and I was thinking to myself, "why are they shimmering weirdly like that...?" Then I realized that this action is referred to as 'twinkling', as is exemplified in the familiar children's nursery rhyme.
Stupidface got like a billion birthday wishes but I didn't get any? Truly we are living in Clown World.
Happy birthday, mi mejor amigo : 3
If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
@tahutoa get dabbed on, zoomer pondscum
In case anyone's wondering where I've been recently, Over the winter I temporarily relocated to a remote research facility in the Nevada desert to help develop novel bio-weapons systems for the United States military. The original plan was to reverse-engineer a certain strain of Mononegavirus that was previously thought extinct, and launch it from the International Space Station to take out Isis. The UN eventually caught wind of the project though, and we were shut down. My team got off scott-free, but what followed was a deep depression that seemed endless. I'm finally starting to get back on my feet again, but readjusting to civilian life is proving harder than I thought.
@MonaWare wanna watch something on Rabbit with me?
Hello, fellow kids
@MonaWare hey bugaboo, I'm getting my phone fixed today
@MonaWare still no phone around, sorry. Hope you're doing okay and baking lots of pretzels.
@MonaWare My phone is dead again, but my tablet is working
@MonaWare I spilt crystal lite on my phone and it ded now, so I can't text you, sorry ; (
@MonaWare I summon thee from the darkest pits of hell
Miyamoto was right all along. The princess is always in another castle. You just keep chasing after that next big dopamine hit and then move on to the next thing. I need sleep
This is all very cute, but there's still nothing to talk about so
*pssst* i think kokonoe likes you -
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