Wario Teaches Typing - A Wario Text Adventure

Alright, I guess I'll keep it going, and I'll start w a wheel to see who's going (4)... Our Wah boy himself, naturally, owlboy, the pretty one, and the Dynamite Man (W, ST, L, AN)
Not too long after the New Year's Eve party, Wario and co. are at it again.
L: Hey guys, my favorite show's gonna be on soon, so I won't be narrating right now.
Av: Alright Lucy, don't worry about it.
M: Yeah, Harris, Av and I got it covered.
Har: You bet!
L: Thanks, bye.
Av: Alright, as we were saying...
Wario and co. are at it again.
At Tails's house, while he's taking care of his plant, Tails hears a knock on the door
T: Who is it? Ah forget it I'll just open the door.
Salesman: Hello, yes, would you like to buy a-
T: Sorry, not interested.
Tails closes the door, then someone else knocks, and he opens it again, to see an Omanyte's Witness (Yeah I parodied Jehovah's Witnesses deal with it)
OW: Hello, do you have time to talk about Lord Helix?
T: No, not really.
Tails closes the door, and then goes back to taking care of his plant, and then he hears another knock on the door
T: Alright, WHO KEEPS KNOCKING ON THE DOOR?! LOOK, I'M NOT INTERESTED, JUST GO-
Tails opens the door and Cosmo's outside
C: Hi... Tails... Should I go?
T: Oh no, I was upset because a salesman and an Omanyte's Witness, and thought you were just someone else like that, I didn't think it'd be you.
C: Alright then. What are you doing?
T: I'm just taking care of this plant, sigh man I miss her- oh wait.
C: It's okay, I'm right here. Do you need a hug?
T: Yeah...
The two hug, and Tails starts crying a bit
Meanwhile, at Wario's house
W: I'll be honest, after the past few months, I'm-a holidayed out, if there is going to be a holiday party soon, I want someone else to host it actually.
Wl: Yeah, I get it. Who do you think would host instead then?
W: I dunno. But anyway what time is it? I think Sonic, Dedede and I were gonna go get some breakfast.
Wario texts D3 and Sonic "Hey guys, ready to go out to breakfast?"
S: Alright
D3: You betcha
W: OK!
W: Alright, see ya.
At Sonic's place
S: I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT US ANYWAY, I DON'T CARE BOUT THAT.
Manic: Oh hey bro. Whatcha singin? Buddy Holly, eh? Never really took you the kinda guy to listen to Weezer.
Sonia: I did.
S: Anyway, I'm boutta go to breakfast, so see ya guys.
At Sonic (the restaurant)
S: Did we have to come here again? I already said I can't get you guys a discount.
W: Yeah, YOU WERE NAMED AFTER THIS PLACE, WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
D3: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HE WAS!
S: Will you guys shut up? I was named Sonic because I go fast, not because of this restaurant.
W: Anyway, what are you guys gettin?
S: Chili dogs, obviously.
W: I think I'm-a gonna have a burger.
D3: I dunno.
After breakfast, they go home, and Wario's show turns on
L: Hey guys this part's the BEEEEEEEEEEEST-
Av: Lucy?
M: Great, she's in the TV.
W: Here I GOOOOO.
Inside the TV
W: Oh great, dead meme land again.
ST: Yeah, at least I get to go visit my home.
AN: Where's ya home?
ST: Hell.
AN: Welllll...
ST: Yes?
AN: I kinda blew it up.
ST: I'M GOING TO ENJOY KIL-
L: CALM DOWN!
W: Well, that path's blocked, so I guess this one's gonna be different. At least there's no giant vacuum still.
Oops, I went way past the word limit I think, ah well it's gonna take a while to adjust to it
 
By the way I'm trying to be patient but I'm bored outta my mind waiting because I'm out of ideas for dialogue currently and all that, so I guess this part will be a filler bit just to remind of the current cast and status (because, spoiler alert, I assume Dabbit wouldn't hate the idea, and I (and any readers) definitely know Oh Boi isn't afraid to, characters WILL get killed off and that's almost a DEFINITE guarantee)
Wario (Wario) (Alive)
Waluigi (Mario sports) (Alive)
King Dedede (Kirby) (Alive)
Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic) (Alive)
Miles "Tails" Prower (Sonic) (Alive)
Knuckles the Echidna (Sonic) (Alive)
Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic) (Alive)
Kirby (Kirby) (Alive)
Peppino Spaghetti (Pizza Tower) (Alive)
Sans (Undertale) (Alive)
Papyrus (Undertale) (Alive)
Cosmo (Sonic) (Alive
Bowser (Mario) (Alive)
Kat (WarioWare) (Alive)
Ana (WarioWare) (Alive)
Stolas (Helluva Boss) (Alive)
Scratch (Sonic) (Alive)
Grounder (Sonic) (Alive)
Carmen Sandiego (Carmen Sandiego) (Alive)
Lum (Urussei) (Alive)
Anton (AntonBall/AntonBlast) (Alive)
Lord Eclair (Dead?)
Dr Robotnik/Eggman (Sonic/AOSTH/SatAM/Underground) (Dead?)
Mama Robotnik (AOSTH) (Dead?)
Music Destroyer (AOSTH) (Dead)
Coconuts (Sonic) (Dead)
Four Horsemen (The Binding of Isaac) (Dead?)
DabbitDaMips (Alive)
Baker Man (Alive)
Oh Boi (Alive)
Shadina (Alive)
Avaneesh (Alive)
Molten (Alive)
Harris (Alive)
Lucy (Alive)
Balloon Boy (FNAF) (Dead)
The Noise (Pizza Tower) (Dead?)
The 4 types of love from the Bible personified??? (Alive)
Amy Rose (Sonic) (Alive)
Jewel Ghoul (AntonBlast) (Alive)
Sonia the Hedgehog (Sonic) (Alive)
Manic the Hedgehog (Sonic) (Alive)
Some elf dude (Alive)
Metal Sonic (Sonic) (Alive but inactive)
Mecha Sonic (Sonic) (Alive but inactive)
Marvin the Martian (Looney Tunes) (Alive)
Flowey (Undertale) (Alive)
And I think that's everyone so far, but I dunno, I probably missed the transformations from the bad ending or something
 
Nah none of the Robotniks have died YET and the four horsemen (Conquest included) are still alive but I think Balloon Boy, the Noise and every marine creature in existence (not forgetting innocent drivers that Wario crashed into when travelling to the beach) are most defos dead
 
Alright I got an interesting idea to come back to the story and change this part up, and I spun a wheel to add 4 more to this intriguing mix.
W: Oh no, I feel weird already, I just hope I don't burst into laughter again.
AN: Relax, you'll be fine pal.
ST: There's a bench, should we sit down for now?
W: Good thing Tails isn't here, he said last time that he'd pass out if he saw a bench here. Why is there a sandbox though?
L: Oh no...
W: Let's keep going anyway, hopefully there won't be anything that startles me into that outburst again.
They walk more, and then Wario hears footsteps behind him, but he's at the back
W: What's that sound...
Unnamed dinosaur: YEE!
W: OH NO HERE IT COMES-

AN: There's an orange guy and a mannequin looking guy.
Orang: I am Orang, you U N C U L T U R E D F R I C C .
Meme Man: That wanst veri S T O N K S of u.
W: We need to go NOW.
They hear a loud whirring sound
W: What's that? Oh no...
A giant vacuum comes over the horizon, and everything except the current crew gets BLOWN away, and Wario and co. get sucked TOWARDS it
All 4 scream as they get sucked up, but meanwhile... (I promise this is relevant and not just a shoehorn)
BM: Well, that's a key lime pie done, tastes really bitter though, did I not add enough sweetener, or did I add too much lime, or what? Ah well, I'm gonna store that. ALRIGHT, I'M GOING NOW, BYE!
Meanwhile
T: Should we go for a walk?
C: Alright., it's a nice day out.
While Tails and Cosmo go for a walk, Manic is on his way to the basement to practice drums, but while they're all walking, they happen to trip, and then there's a buzzing noise
W: Ugh, where are we? Is this part of that meme place anymore?
L: I don't think so, but why is the carpet wet?
AN: Yellow walls, humming sound, I think this is the Backrooms.
ST: I have a bad feeling about this, and I'm all out of mana.
Meanwhile
Manic: Dude, this place is weird, and what's that almond smell? AAAAAA-
T: Cosmo, do you hear screaming?
C: Yes, and it's freaking me out.
T: Me too, and these halls must be the Backrooms, pretty scary place.
Manic, Tails and Cosmo all start screaming
BM: HEY COULD YOU GUYS STOP SCREAMING?!
T: I hear a voice reverberating over here, I'll need to shout. WE'RE IN THE BACKROOMS RIGHT NOW, WHAT DO YOU MEAN STOP SCREAMING?
BM: WE GOTTA STAY CALM.
T: ANYWAY, LET'S GO TO THE MANILA ROOM IF WE GET THE CHANCE, WE JUST HAVE TO GO REALLY FAR.
W: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD PLAN TAILS, BUT I DON'T WANNA GO SO FAR.
T: DOESN'T MATTER, WE CAN'T REALLY MEET HERE. I GUESS WE COULD ALSO TRY TO NO-CLIP TO LEVEL 1.
L: I'LL TRY GOING TO THAT ROOM.
BM: I GOT SOME TEA AND CAKE FOR WHEN WE MEET.
 
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