FOR DABBIT AND 2Z!
Wario Teaches Typing - A Wario Text Adventure
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Hey, sorry for the bummer of an announcement, but the finale will have to be delayed until Monday (or Tuesday or Wednesday.) I'm so sorry about this but as you know, perfection takes time so be patient. But trust me, the finale will be epic...
How's the finale going?
Good so far. It's like 90% done.
Hyped fr
Although i'll prob be like this waiting
Although i'll prob be like this waiting
Hey, uh, is that other ~10% done?
Yeah ik to be patient but you said it'd be a few days and it's been a month so i'm just wondering how it's going
Yeah ik to be patient but you said it'd be a few days and it's been a month so i'm just wondering how it's going
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Hey man! It's finally finished! Hoo boy had too much going on in my life but at last, I can finally say that WTT's bad ending is done now. But enough talking, here goes:
The Golden Gale immediately clapped his hands together and caused the sky to ripple with death and agony. He then proceeded to screech loudly, having grown multiple arms and eyes before firing lasers from those eyes. Everyone had either countered these lasers with their attacks, rode over them or neutralised them entirely. The countered lasers were sent flying right into the eyes and destroying them before they transformed into aura that seemed to flow weirdly into the Golden Gale but clearly did little damage to him, though his blood droplets spilled everywhere. But the more they tried, the more eyes kept on coming, and the more tired everyone got.
W: NEVER GIVE UP GUYS! WE ONLY NEED TO DO THIS TILL HE'S WEAKENED ENOUGH VIA HIS BLEEDING!
Eventually, the Gale got really tired, but most of the crew were close to fatality at this point. He then instantly grabbed the crew through his many hands and slowly began to crush them before making an announcement to the narrators.
GG: YOU ARE ALL TO FIGHT MY HORSEMEN BEFORE YOUR FRIENDS OVER HERE WILL GET CRUSHED UNDER MY PALM!
On the other hand, however, the other Narrators were fighting the four Horsemen, with the help of the Four Loves. Ultra Famine decided to spew multiple blood droplets out and Conor alongside Agape effortlessly dodged them all before using his magic of the earth to create a plant pot.
UF: PFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT THE HELL IS A MEASLY PLANT POT GONNA DO AGAINST ME, FUCKER!?
C: You might destroy life, but you have pissed off a veeeeeeery powerful force. And she hits just as hard as Mama Coco does with her frying pan...
AGE: And lemme tell ya, for a crippled over-100 year old lady who has arthritis so badly that she can't even move, it will sure as hell send you back to wherever the hell you've come from.
UF: What the hell are you on ab-
Suddenly, the blood droplets fell into the pot and using his aqauatic powers, Conor watered the plant before giant trees pushed Ultra Famine back and back into a cavern, where several bits of rocky debris fell into the Golden magma beneath them.
E: Looks like you're done up now thanks to the greatest mother of all.
Ultra Famine almost fell off his horse but managed to retain a grip, but the horse nevertheless seemed deterred at first, but then tricked Conor into thinking he's won before ramming at him sending him flying too. He then proceeded to get back up quickly and continued ramming into the horse over and over again before using his aquatic and earthly powers to fight Famine, who created a blood staff to fight in a sword fight.
C: You might have the higher ground, but never underestimate my power! I'll have you know that I've gratuated top of my class in the Navy Seals and have had numerous raids in Al-Quaeda.
UF: And I'LL have you know that I'M GONNA FEAST ON YOUR GODDAMN HIDES!
Lucy, Storge and Ultra Pestilence in the mean time, weren't actually fighting, but for some reason instead somehow made their fight into a court scene. Lucy was seen wearing a formal lawyer dress whilst Ultra Pestilence was wearing a judge's outfit, complete with gavel and wig.
L: Now listen here, Pestilence, I know that we have been enemies for a long time now. But surely, you should know that we all can be friends if we work hard together.
S: Evidence for this Exhibit A, seeing you luring over a cute bed of flo-
UP: OBJECTION! I've only ever taken that image because I lost to a bet against whorey War and had to post it on Instagram (those flowers were the shittiest thing I saw btw.) And plus, we are only here to serve our master who was willin-
L: OBJECTION! Don't interrupt her!
UP: OBJECTION! NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!
S: OBJECTION! YOU WANNA GO M8!
UP: OBJECTION! BRING IT ON LITTLE GIRLS!
Then the fight ensued. Lucy, Storge and Pestilence had a full-out brawl where Pestilence threw up his messes and grimy substances all over her, whilst she used her powers of empathy and compassion to block them and overpower them.
Meanwhile, Molten and Philia was being dragged around by Ultra War's horse before being thrown against a rock, doing the Family Guy dead pose upon landing. War laughs menacingly before shouting in his barbaric voice:
UW: SO, YOU REALLY WANNA TAKE OUR HOPES AND DREAMS AWAY FROM US THAT BADLY HUH!? WELL TOUGH LUCK, YA CLOWN CUNDUCTOR AND YOU FOOLISH IDIOT. THE GOLDEN LIQUIDS ARE ALL OURS AND ONLY OURS!
M: Oh no ya don't! I head that there was a bunch of Pineapple Fanta coming out of the Gale's liquidated powers
P: And we need some of that badly! The heat in this atmosphere is actually insane to me!
Ultra War was then taken aback and leered uncomfortably closer and closer to Molten slowly and slowly, making Molten and Philia more feared about what he said.
UW: WAIT, DID YOU JUST SAY THAT THE LIQUIDS WERE MADE OUT OF.... PINEAPPLE FANTA?
M + P: Uhhhhhhhh, yeah.
Ultra War then changed entirely as he got very excitable upon hearing the news and was as giddy as a child at McDonalds
UW: NO-ONE EVER TOLD ME THAT THEY WERE REALLY MADE OF PINEAPPLE FANTA. SORRY SMILEY TRASHBAGS, BUT THAT FANTA'S GONNA BE ALL MINE!
P: AWWWWWWW, HELLL NAH!
Molten and Ultra War then proceeded to play a game of volleyball with Ultra War's bombs, whilst adding in their own elements to the fight.
On the final hand, Avaneesh and Ultra Death were having the spar of a lifetime, flying in between the lairs nooks and crannies, Ultra Death trying to use a scythe to slice Av whole, as whilst he was keeping it up with the commentary.
AV: You know, for someone whose job is to literally take the lives of other people, seeing you in proper action really makes me think that you're not cut out for your job. Also, is that some cute sushi stickers on the front of the scythe. Hey, I never knew you were into kawaii shit, but I guess I learned something new today!
UD: YOU SHUT UP! THAT'S CONFIDENTIAL INFO!
AV: Woah, never kn ew that Death had a sensitive side. Alright, you wanna see power that badly, I'll show you what I can do.
Avaneesh then used his classic showman cane and opened it up as nunchucks, powered by the cosmos, to whack Death into space, but his scythe caused him to rip up a hole within the space time continuum before hitting Avaneesh who then jumped up and Mario stomped on Death's head. He then proceeded to open fire using his cane before transforming his neon topcoat into a saw blade air rider enabling him to shoot Ultra Death down but then he saw that his hat ran out of gas.
AV: You're are actually kidding me. Avaneesh is all out of gas. Who the hell even wrote this script. And you stop laughing right now! Potty humour is the must unfunny humour to have ever cursed the planet!
Avaneesh then fell before Death pinned him to the wall, pulling a sinister smile.
UD: Nowhere to run, not very smart. So I wanna ask you a question, what will your blood colour be once I rip off your head. blue would be good, it goes well in hiding the STAINS.
He then evilly laughs before a giant jet of purple was shot, hitting Death and distracting him enough for Avaneesh to escape. It was Eros, who happened to tend to him in time. She hospitalised him in seconds from the shock and asked:
AV: OK, what the hell is up with your and my crew! Are they OK? Do they need any help?
E: I'm fine, but the rest of my crew and your too have fallen and are all about to die.
AV: Well, I suspect that we are too. But hey, at least I can get to feel love for the first time before my own life is taken.
E: (sigh)
As Ultra Death had recovered and was looming over them before raising his scythe, Eros had an idea:
E: Hey Av!
AV: Yeah, what's up?
E: If you can help us all get out of this situation, and save all of my friends from death, I'll sit on your face!
AV: ...
AV: R-really? You'd do that just for me!
E: Yeah, I'll even kiss you...
AV: .
E: With tongue...
AV: CONSIDER IT DONE!
Ultra Death was almost about to strike before Avaneesh abruptly turned his head around 360 degrees to face him, who looked confused.
A: MY POWER, MY LOVE, IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!
Av then became Super Saiyan and unleashed hellfire on Death (M: Copycat!), beating the shit out of him with accurate precision before grabbing his corpse and whispering "Long live the deadly" before throwing into the magma, unleashing bones all over the arena. Ultra Famine, Ultra Pestilence and Ultra War, alongside the other 3 narrators and Loves looked around in shock, before Av too popped Ultra Famine's head like a balloon, causing his body and horse to fall in, poured tons of Lavender sanitiser onto Ultra Pestilence, dissolving him and grabbing Ultra War and his horse before cooking it into a nice hot brew, which the narrators had as a brief victory snack. Needless to say, everyone had stopped fighting before turn ing back and gaping at Avaneesh's swift eliminations.
W: HOW THE HELL COULD YOU NOT DO THAT BEFOREHAND WITH THE OTHER GLITCHED ALAMGAMITES! THAT COULD HAVE REALLY HELPED.
AV: Eh, wasn't really feeling too like it to even unleash it. I was on break duty a lot of the time too.
sans: My man.
However, then came Conquest, who arrived crippled and in a wheelchair but then laughed heartily.
C: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU MIGHT HAVE BESTED THE POWER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN, BUT YOU CAN NEVER, EVER KILL THE GREAT CONQUEST!
Av said nothing but instead simply stared at Conquest with murderous intent. All of a sudden, Jojo-ahh music began playing as the facial definitions of both Conquest and Av became very defined, and both of them now gained muscular looks, although Conquest was still in the wheelchair, and then used it as his stand.
A: ああ、あなたの中にこの力があることが分かりました。
A: 重篤なうつ病は思っているよりもはるかに強力だと聞きました。
A: 私も伝染病に感染しない限りは大丈夫です。
Conquest yelled and wheeled over at speed to jump and crush Avaneesh's soul but then froze. The camera pans to Avaneesh who pulls out his cane.
A: アストラル年表！
He then dodged the punch before turning back.
A: 私にも霊がないとでも思ったの？
A: これにより、夜空の始まりを利用して、時間そのものの現実を制御し、捏造することが可能になります...
A: それはまさに、このカノンがこれまでに見た中で最も偉大な精神です...
C: 何！！！！！！！！！！
C: ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！
As Conquest was unleashing his punches, Av simply dodged them all, but eventually, Conquest's little crippled finger lightly hit Avaneesh.
A: おお？あなたの哀れな小さなパンチが私にダメージを与えることができると本当に思っていますか？
But then, Conquest, floating, switched places with his wheelchair, which then sustained the blow in Av's face, which knocked him into a tunnel of darkness.
A: 私に何が起こっているのでしょうか？気分は…軽いです。
He then reverted back into the setting but realised something. Conquest's wheelchair then spoke to him.
A: 私の能力はどこへ行ったのか！？
WC: 私は車椅子を使ってあなたを別の世界に叩き込みました。そして、このタイムラインでは、あなたはゴールデンゲイルに挑戦したことがありません。実は皆さん、会ったことがないんです。むしろ、あなた方全員は、まさにゲイルの光によって消滅しようとしているだけなのです。単純な天才、私は知っています...
WC: そして、あなたは今、私の手によって数え切れないほどの粉々に砕かれる準備をしているただの弱い人です！
Conquest yelled and was about to use his wheelchair to drive over Av and destroy him, but then the showman suddenly managed to freeze time for Conquest. He then laughed at Conquest as he was frozen.
A: 私の精霊の力が私の能力に関係しているとでも思ったのですか？私は単にあなたが勝ったかのように感じさせていただけですが、実際には私がずっと彼らをコントロールしていました。
He then walked behind Conquest in his wheelchair before pointing an RPG at his head.
A: そして今...死ね!!!!
The "TBC" music and scene from Jojo is used but is then cut off as the style is reverted back to normal and the ROG blast caused Conquest to fall up some rocky stairs before him and his wheelchair fell into the Golden magma.
A: Man, that anime style was REALLY weird. I should really stop going out to different art styles now. Bad for me health.
E: Avaneesh! That was absolutely incredible!
A: Why wouldn't it be! That's the whole point of this goddamn battle.
E: Oh you.
They then kissed and it was a heartwarming scene. Well was, because the cavern underneath them broke and turning around, the whole gang saw the Golden Gale laughing into the darkness. Before once again showing his form and unleashing a barrage of attacks. The gang proceeded to take down these attacks through teamwork before the Golden Gale then sprouted 6 different sorts of parts.
SCRATCH: What in the heck even are those meant to be? Some more body parts.
GROUNDER: Honestly, I think this adventure had enough gore as is.
LUM: It could probably be what we need to defeat him.
CARMEN: Good thinking. Sure as hell hope it isn't the other way around though.
SCRATCH: Welp, only one way to find out. Wario?
Wario punched one of the parts and then what happened was that the style of the Golden Gale changed to match the theme of-
LUM: AAAAAAAAAH! BUGS EVERYWHERE!
Indeed, the Golden Gale seemed to become a grotesuqe-instectoid sort of creature, spraying slime and insect organs all over the battlefield as everyone was drowning in the bugs, screaming in terror and trauma.
DEDEDE: WARIO! DO SOMETHING! NO ONE HERE WANTS TO DIE LIKE THIS!
SONIC: OH GOD THE SPIDERS ARE EVERYWHERE AND THEIR EYES HAVE PUS IN THEM!
Wario too began to slowly drown but then eventually knew what bugs liked best. So he then unleashed a powerful gas bomb onto a garlic clove (much to the further disgust of everyone else) before throwing it out. Eventually, the flies got attracted to the smell, but the other insects all stopped swarming our heroes and instead, are fighting each other for the snack. The golden gale tried to use mind control on them, but to no avail. Eventually, the heat generated from the bugs transformed it into a giant bomb.
GG: Uh oh! They know my weakness!
Wario: TAKE THIS!
Wario then chucked the bomb with all with might and Dedede further hammered it for a larger impact and the blast was enough to knock the Golden Gale out of this form, causing a bunch of green aura to flow up into the sky in a weird snake-like formation; Everyone cheered and Wario hit the next part.
Tails: If we keep hitting him like this and weakening him further, then the force should be enough to weaken him entirely!
The next part ended up transforming the Golden Gale and his attacks into zombified ones. Fungi, bacterium and all sorts of different types of injectable bacteria corrupted the battlefield. Eventually, all of the gang members except for Wario, Dedede and Sonic had transformed into zombies and fought agains the trio.
S: Back to OG times eh? When it was just us 3?
D: Well we need to do something or we too will join them!
W: Well, I GOT IT! What else do these fungi and bacteria hate. Heat! And I got a system to do that
S: Explain.
Wario explained.
D: GOOD THINKING!
Dedede then caused Sonic to spindash onto his hammer so hard that it generated heat, and then Wario punched Sonic so hard that it transformed him into a fireball and Sonic lightly brushed over everyone's hair, killing the pathogens without harming them. Eventually, the corpses of the microbes all formed into another bomb which everyone collectively threw into the Golden Gale's face, unleashing purple aura in the same formation. Wario then hit the third key.
The third key's theme was all on drowning. Although everyone was confused at first when they saw that nothing but water was filling up the arena, eventually they came to realise that there is no bottom and the Golden Gale was wearing a swimsuit with free oxygen and a whole ass private suite for some reason. As everyone gan to panic, bodies began to float down to the supposed bottom of the carcass. Wario then was the only one left alive and had a smart idea. He pretended to be dead for as long as he could before he wakes up to see a plug underneath with a bunch of levels. He tried to pull them but the pressure under the water was so massive that it was almost impossible. After a few seconds, Wario's fear turned into anger, and it was large enough to drain the water whole. The water then all formed into the bomb and Wario flung it at the Gale, knocking him out of the form, this time unleashing blue aura. The others revived quickly and Wario hit the fourth key.
The fourth key is based on time. And the Gale became a sand timer which slowly ticked down and the gang were surrounded by all of the beings that the Gale had already killed and had to defeat them all before time ran out. Eventually, their ethic eventually caused them to become weary before they gave up but then, Sonic, the only one who isn't tired due to his super speed, decided to give them all 50 rings each before giving them the collective power of the Chaos Emeralds for them to energise up and defeat them all. At this point, the timer was close to one second, but, as if in slo-mo, Wario shattered the timer whole, unleashing yellow aura, and then punched the final key.
The final key ended up for some reason creating a Punch-Out kind of battle. The heroes all powered a giant mech agains the Golden Gale as a boxer. Eventually, however, the mech managed to out-box the Golden Gale and the Gale himself managed to produce the bomb which the mech punched back at him, destroying the Golden Gale and unleashing red aura.
The styles restored back to normal as the Golden Gale had began to explode over and over, however, Wario felt light-headed and his vision turned blue. However, this was invisibility detection and the whole time the Golden Gale had. been simply doing something smart. Wario began to look hopeless and tears were streaming down his face. He said nothing as the others were bonded by golden ropes.
GG: YOU... YOU... IDIOT! YOU HAVE ONLY BEEN SIMPLY POWERING ME UP FURTHER THIS WHOLE TIME! I MADE IT LOOK LIKE YOU'VE WON BUT, OH, HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!
Everyone began to panic and struggle as the golden Gale unleashed a bright golden light, corrupting what was left of their universes. Wario looked around gloomily, accepting that this is their fate.
Carmen: WARIO! DON'T JUST STARE AROUND THERE BLANKLY!
Avaneesh: WHAT DO WE DO! WE'RE GONNA BE CORRUPTED AT THIS RATE!
Wario: We... We accept our fates.
ALL (except Wario): WHAT!?
Molten: But... but why?
Wario: I temporarily gained the ability of invisibility detection somehow and noticed that the aura that was being sent into the sky went in weird formations, because there were invisible pipes connected to the Golden Gale the whole time and this aura only made him stronger.
sans: Well, guess this is it huh.
Bowser: We've had a wild ride, that's for sure.
Stolas: Bow about we have one last song before we all perish.
Dedede: That would be nice.
Everyone then sang together for a huge and emotional number of "You Will Be Okay" from Helluva Boss before being eradicated by the light.
The screen fades to black and some cryptic green message was written.
???: DEAR WIELDER, THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. I'VE HAD MANY FUN ADVENTURES WITH YOU AND I'M SAD TO SAY GOODBYE TO OUR WORLDS SOON. I HAVE TO KEEP THIS MESSAGE BRIEF BECAUSE THE BATTERY LEVEL IS ALMOST OUT. GOODBYE.
The credits sequence plays in silence with static.
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The Golden Gale immediately clapped his hands together and caused the sky to ripple with death and agony. He then proceeded to screech loudly, having grown multiple arms and eyes before firing lasers from those eyes. Everyone had either countered these lasers with their attacks, rode over them or neutralised them entirely. The countered lasers were sent flying right into the eyes and destroying them before they transformed into aura that seemed to flow weirdly into the Golden Gale but clearly did little damage to him, though his blood droplets spilled everywhere. But the more they tried, the more eyes kept on coming, and the more tired everyone got.
W: NEVER GIVE UP GUYS! WE ONLY NEED TO DO THIS TILL HE'S WEAKENED ENOUGH VIA HIS BLEEDING!
Eventually, the Gale got really tired, but most of the crew were close to fatality at this point. He then instantly grabbed the crew through his many hands and slowly began to crush them before making an announcement to the narrators.
GG: YOU ARE ALL TO FIGHT MY HORSEMEN BEFORE YOUR FRIENDS OVER HERE WILL GET CRUSHED UNDER MY PALM!
On the other hand, however, the other Narrators were fighting the four Horsemen, with the help of the Four Loves. Ultra Famine decided to spew multiple blood droplets out and Conor alongside Agape effortlessly dodged them all before using his magic of the earth to create a plant pot.
UF: PFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT THE HELL IS A MEASLY PLANT POT GONNA DO AGAINST ME, FUCKER!?
C: You might destroy life, but you have pissed off a veeeeeeery powerful force. And she hits just as hard as Mama Coco does with her frying pan...
AGE: And lemme tell ya, for a crippled over-100 year old lady who has arthritis so badly that she can't even move, it will sure as hell send you back to wherever the hell you've come from.
UF: What the hell are you on ab-
Suddenly, the blood droplets fell into the pot and using his aqauatic powers, Conor watered the plant before giant trees pushed Ultra Famine back and back into a cavern, where several bits of rocky debris fell into the Golden magma beneath them.
E: Looks like you're done up now thanks to the greatest mother of all.
Ultra Famine almost fell off his horse but managed to retain a grip, but the horse nevertheless seemed deterred at first, but then tricked Conor into thinking he's won before ramming at him sending him flying too. He then proceeded to get back up quickly and continued ramming into the horse over and over again before using his aquatic and earthly powers to fight Famine, who created a blood staff to fight in a sword fight.
C: You might have the higher ground, but never underestimate my power! I'll have you know that I've gratuated top of my class in the Navy Seals and have had numerous raids in Al-Quaeda.
UF: And I'LL have you know that I'M GONNA FEAST ON YOUR GODDAMN HIDES!
Lucy, Storge and Ultra Pestilence in the mean time, weren't actually fighting, but for some reason instead somehow made their fight into a court scene. Lucy was seen wearing a formal lawyer dress whilst Ultra Pestilence was wearing a judge's outfit, complete with gavel and wig.
L: Now listen here, Pestilence, I know that we have been enemies for a long time now. But surely, you should know that we all can be friends if we work hard together.
S: Evidence for this Exhibit A, seeing you luring over a cute bed of flo-
UP: OBJECTION! I've only ever taken that image because I lost to a bet against whorey War and had to post it on Instagram (those flowers were the shittiest thing I saw btw.) And plus, we are only here to serve our master who was willin-
L: OBJECTION! Don't interrupt her!
UP: OBJECTION! NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!
S: OBJECTION! YOU WANNA GO M8!
UP: OBJECTION! BRING IT ON LITTLE GIRLS!
Then the fight ensued. Lucy, Storge and Pestilence had a full-out brawl where Pestilence threw up his messes and grimy substances all over her, whilst she used her powers of empathy and compassion to block them and overpower them.
Meanwhile, Molten and Philia was being dragged around by Ultra War's horse before being thrown against a rock, doing the Family Guy dead pose upon landing. War laughs menacingly before shouting in his barbaric voice:
UW: SO, YOU REALLY WANNA TAKE OUR HOPES AND DREAMS AWAY FROM US THAT BADLY HUH!? WELL TOUGH LUCK, YA CLOWN CUNDUCTOR AND YOU FOOLISH IDIOT. THE GOLDEN LIQUIDS ARE ALL OURS AND ONLY OURS!
M: Oh no ya don't! I head that there was a bunch of Pineapple Fanta coming out of the Gale's liquidated powers
P: And we need some of that badly! The heat in this atmosphere is actually insane to me!
Ultra War was then taken aback and leered uncomfortably closer and closer to Molten slowly and slowly, making Molten and Philia more feared about what he said.
UW: WAIT, DID YOU JUST SAY THAT THE LIQUIDS WERE MADE OUT OF.... PINEAPPLE FANTA?
M + P: Uhhhhhhhh, yeah.
Ultra War then changed entirely as he got very excitable upon hearing the news and was as giddy as a child at McDonalds
UW: NO-ONE EVER TOLD ME THAT THEY WERE REALLY MADE OF PINEAPPLE FANTA. SORRY SMILEY TRASHBAGS, BUT THAT FANTA'S GONNA BE ALL MINE!
P: AWWWWWWW, HELLL NAH!
Molten and Ultra War then proceeded to play a game of volleyball with Ultra War's bombs, whilst adding in their own elements to the fight.
On the final hand, Avaneesh and Ultra Death were having the spar of a lifetime, flying in between the lairs nooks and crannies, Ultra Death trying to use a scythe to slice Av whole, as whilst he was keeping it up with the commentary.
AV: You know, for someone whose job is to literally take the lives of other people, seeing you in proper action really makes me think that you're not cut out for your job. Also, is that some cute sushi stickers on the front of the scythe. Hey, I never knew you were into kawaii shit, but I guess I learned something new today!
UD: YOU SHUT UP! THAT'S CONFIDENTIAL INFO!
AV: Woah, never kn ew that Death had a sensitive side. Alright, you wanna see power that badly, I'll show you what I can do.
Avaneesh then used his classic showman cane and opened it up as nunchucks, powered by the cosmos, to whack Death into space, but his scythe caused him to rip up a hole within the space time continuum before hitting Avaneesh who then jumped up and Mario stomped on Death's head. He then proceeded to open fire using his cane before transforming his neon topcoat into a saw blade air rider enabling him to shoot Ultra Death down but then he saw that his hat ran out of gas.
AV: You're are actually kidding me. Avaneesh is all out of gas. Who the hell even wrote this script. And you stop laughing right now! Potty humour is the must unfunny humour to have ever cursed the planet!
Avaneesh then fell before Death pinned him to the wall, pulling a sinister smile.
UD: Nowhere to run, not very smart. So I wanna ask you a question, what will your blood colour be once I rip off your head. blue would be good, it goes well in hiding the STAINS.
He then evilly laughs before a giant jet of purple was shot, hitting Death and distracting him enough for Avaneesh to escape. It was Eros, who happened to tend to him in time. She hospitalised him in seconds from the shock and asked:
AV: OK, what the hell is up with your and my crew! Are they OK? Do they need any help?
E: I'm fine, but the rest of my crew and your too have fallen and are all about to die.
AV: Well, I suspect that we are too. But hey, at least I can get to feel love for the first time before my own life is taken.
E: (sigh)
As Ultra Death had recovered and was looming over them before raising his scythe, Eros had an idea:
E: Hey Av!
AV: Yeah, what's up?
E: If you can help us all get out of this situation, and save all of my friends from death, I'll sit on your face!
AV: ...
AV: R-really? You'd do that just for me!
E: Yeah, I'll even kiss you...
AV: .
E: With tongue...
AV: CONSIDER IT DONE!
Ultra Death was almost about to strike before Avaneesh abruptly turned his head around 360 degrees to face him, who looked confused.
A: MY POWER, MY LOVE, IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!
Av then became Super Saiyan and unleashed hellfire on Death (M: Copycat!), beating the shit out of him with accurate precision before grabbing his corpse and whispering "Long live the deadly" before throwing into the magma, unleashing bones all over the arena. Ultra Famine, Ultra Pestilence and Ultra War, alongside the other 3 narrators and Loves looked around in shock, before Av too popped Ultra Famine's head like a balloon, causing his body and horse to fall in, poured tons of Lavender sanitiser onto Ultra Pestilence, dissolving him and grabbing Ultra War and his horse before cooking it into a nice hot brew, which the narrators had as a brief victory snack. Needless to say, everyone had stopped fighting before turn ing back and gaping at Avaneesh's swift eliminations.
W: HOW THE HELL COULD YOU NOT DO THAT BEFOREHAND WITH THE OTHER GLITCHED ALAMGAMITES! THAT COULD HAVE REALLY HELPED.
AV: Eh, wasn't really feeling too like it to even unleash it. I was on break duty a lot of the time too.
sans: My man.
However, then came Conquest, who arrived crippled and in a wheelchair but then laughed heartily.
C: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU MIGHT HAVE BESTED THE POWER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN, BUT YOU CAN NEVER, EVER KILL THE GREAT CONQUEST!
Av said nothing but instead simply stared at Conquest with murderous intent. All of a sudden, Jojo-ahh music began playing as the facial definitions of both Conquest and Av became very defined, and both of them now gained muscular looks, although Conquest was still in the wheelchair, and then used it as his stand.
A: ああ、あなたの中にこの力があることが分かりました。
A: 重篤なうつ病は思っているよりもはるかに強力だと聞きました。
A: 私も伝染病に感染しない限りは大丈夫です。
Conquest yelled and wheeled over at speed to jump and crush Avaneesh's soul but then froze. The camera pans to Avaneesh who pulls out his cane.
A: アストラル年表！
He then dodged the punch before turning back.
A: 私にも霊がないとでも思ったの？
A: これにより、夜空の始まりを利用して、時間そのものの現実を制御し、捏造することが可能になります...
A: それはまさに、このカノンがこれまでに見た中で最も偉大な精神です...
C: 何！！！！！！！！！！
C: ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！ばか！
As Conquest was unleashing his punches, Av simply dodged them all, but eventually, Conquest's little crippled finger lightly hit Avaneesh.
A: おお？あなたの哀れな小さなパンチが私にダメージを与えることができると本当に思っていますか？
But then, Conquest, floating, switched places with his wheelchair, which then sustained the blow in Av's face, which knocked him into a tunnel of darkness.
A: 私に何が起こっているのでしょうか？気分は…軽いです。
He then reverted back into the setting but realised something. Conquest's wheelchair then spoke to him.
A: 私の能力はどこへ行ったのか！？
WC: 私は車椅子を使ってあなたを別の世界に叩き込みました。そして、このタイムラインでは、あなたはゴールデンゲイルに挑戦したことがありません。実は皆さん、会ったことがないんです。むしろ、あなた方全員は、まさにゲイルの光によって消滅しようとしているだけなのです。単純な天才、私は知っています...
WC: そして、あなたは今、私の手によって数え切れないほどの粉々に砕かれる準備をしているただの弱い人です！
Conquest yelled and was about to use his wheelchair to drive over Av and destroy him, but then the showman suddenly managed to freeze time for Conquest. He then laughed at Conquest as he was frozen.
A: 私の精霊の力が私の能力に関係しているとでも思ったのですか？私は単にあなたが勝ったかのように感じさせていただけですが、実際には私がずっと彼らをコントロールしていました。
He then walked behind Conquest in his wheelchair before pointing an RPG at his head.
A: そして今...死ね!!!!
The "TBC" music and scene from Jojo is used but is then cut off as the style is reverted back to normal and the ROG blast caused Conquest to fall up some rocky stairs before him and his wheelchair fell into the Golden magma.
A: Man, that anime style was REALLY weird. I should really stop going out to different art styles now. Bad for me health.
E: Avaneesh! That was absolutely incredible!
A: Why wouldn't it be! That's the whole point of this goddamn battle.
E: Oh you.
They then kissed and it was a heartwarming scene. Well was, because the cavern underneath them broke and turning around, the whole gang saw the Golden Gale laughing into the darkness. Before once again showing his form and unleashing a barrage of attacks. The gang proceeded to take down these attacks through teamwork before the Golden Gale then sprouted 6 different sorts of parts.
SCRATCH: What in the heck even are those meant to be? Some more body parts.
GROUNDER: Honestly, I think this adventure had enough gore as is.
LUM: It could probably be what we need to defeat him.
CARMEN: Good thinking. Sure as hell hope it isn't the other way around though.
SCRATCH: Welp, only one way to find out. Wario?
Wario punched one of the parts and then what happened was that the style of the Golden Gale changed to match the theme of-
LUM: AAAAAAAAAH! BUGS EVERYWHERE!
Indeed, the Golden Gale seemed to become a grotesuqe-instectoid sort of creature, spraying slime and insect organs all over the battlefield as everyone was drowning in the bugs, screaming in terror and trauma.
DEDEDE: WARIO! DO SOMETHING! NO ONE HERE WANTS TO DIE LIKE THIS!
SONIC: OH GOD THE SPIDERS ARE EVERYWHERE AND THEIR EYES HAVE PUS IN THEM!
Wario too began to slowly drown but then eventually knew what bugs liked best. So he then unleashed a powerful gas bomb onto a garlic clove (much to the further disgust of everyone else) before throwing it out. Eventually, the flies got attracted to the smell, but the other insects all stopped swarming our heroes and instead, are fighting each other for the snack. The golden gale tried to use mind control on them, but to no avail. Eventually, the heat generated from the bugs transformed it into a giant bomb.
GG: Uh oh! They know my weakness!
Wario: TAKE THIS!
Wario then chucked the bomb with all with might and Dedede further hammered it for a larger impact and the blast was enough to knock the Golden Gale out of this form, causing a bunch of green aura to flow up into the sky in a weird snake-like formation; Everyone cheered and Wario hit the next part.
Tails: If we keep hitting him like this and weakening him further, then the force should be enough to weaken him entirely!
The next part ended up transforming the Golden Gale and his attacks into zombified ones. Fungi, bacterium and all sorts of different types of injectable bacteria corrupted the battlefield. Eventually, all of the gang members except for Wario, Dedede and Sonic had transformed into zombies and fought agains the trio.
S: Back to OG times eh? When it was just us 3?
D: Well we need to do something or we too will join them!
W: Well, I GOT IT! What else do these fungi and bacteria hate. Heat! And I got a system to do that
S: Explain.
Wario explained.
D: GOOD THINKING!
Dedede then caused Sonic to spindash onto his hammer so hard that it generated heat, and then Wario punched Sonic so hard that it transformed him into a fireball and Sonic lightly brushed over everyone's hair, killing the pathogens without harming them. Eventually, the corpses of the microbes all formed into another bomb which everyone collectively threw into the Golden Gale's face, unleashing purple aura in the same formation. Wario then hit the third key.
The third key's theme was all on drowning. Although everyone was confused at first when they saw that nothing but water was filling up the arena, eventually they came to realise that there is no bottom and the Golden Gale was wearing a swimsuit with free oxygen and a whole ass private suite for some reason. As everyone gan to panic, bodies began to float down to the supposed bottom of the carcass. Wario then was the only one left alive and had a smart idea. He pretended to be dead for as long as he could before he wakes up to see a plug underneath with a bunch of levels. He tried to pull them but the pressure under the water was so massive that it was almost impossible. After a few seconds, Wario's fear turned into anger, and it was large enough to drain the water whole. The water then all formed into the bomb and Wario flung it at the Gale, knocking him out of the form, this time unleashing blue aura. The others revived quickly and Wario hit the fourth key.
The fourth key is based on time. And the Gale became a sand timer which slowly ticked down and the gang were surrounded by all of the beings that the Gale had already killed and had to defeat them all before time ran out. Eventually, their ethic eventually caused them to become weary before they gave up but then, Sonic, the only one who isn't tired due to his super speed, decided to give them all 50 rings each before giving them the collective power of the Chaos Emeralds for them to energise up and defeat them all. At this point, the timer was close to one second, but, as if in slo-mo, Wario shattered the timer whole, unleashing yellow aura, and then punched the final key.
The final key ended up for some reason creating a Punch-Out kind of battle. The heroes all powered a giant mech agains the Golden Gale as a boxer. Eventually, however, the mech managed to out-box the Golden Gale and the Gale himself managed to produce the bomb which the mech punched back at him, destroying the Golden Gale and unleashing red aura.
The styles restored back to normal as the Golden Gale had began to explode over and over, however, Wario felt light-headed and his vision turned blue. However, this was invisibility detection and the whole time the Golden Gale had. been simply doing something smart. Wario began to look hopeless and tears were streaming down his face. He said nothing as the others were bonded by golden ropes.
GG: YOU... YOU... IDIOT! YOU HAVE ONLY BEEN SIMPLY POWERING ME UP FURTHER THIS WHOLE TIME! I MADE IT LOOK LIKE YOU'VE WON BUT, OH, HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!
Everyone began to panic and struggle as the golden Gale unleashed a bright golden light, corrupting what was left of their universes. Wario looked around gloomily, accepting that this is their fate.
Carmen: WARIO! DON'T JUST STARE AROUND THERE BLANKLY!
Avaneesh: WHAT DO WE DO! WE'RE GONNA BE CORRUPTED AT THIS RATE!
Wario: We... We accept our fates.
ALL (except Wario): WHAT!?
Molten: But... but why?
Wario: I temporarily gained the ability of invisibility detection somehow and noticed that the aura that was being sent into the sky went in weird formations, because there were invisible pipes connected to the Golden Gale the whole time and this aura only made him stronger.
sans: Well, guess this is it huh.
Bowser: We've had a wild ride, that's for sure.
Stolas: Bow about we have one last song before we all perish.
Dedede: That would be nice.
Everyone then sang together for a huge and emotional number of "You Will Be Okay" from Helluva Boss before being eradicated by the light.
The screen fades to black and some cryptic green message was written.
???: DEAR WIELDER, THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. I'VE HAD MANY FUN ADVENTURES WITH YOU AND I'M SAD TO SAY GOODBYE TO OUR WORLDS SOON. I HAVE TO KEEP THIS MESSAGE BRIEF BECAUSE THE BATTERY LEVEL IS ALMOST OUT. GOODBYE.
The credits sequence plays in silence with static.
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???: You IDIOT.
The mystery character, veiled, is seen looking directly at the viewer, with blankness being there and an old-style TV beside him.
???: There was no way in hell you actually thought that I was one of the GOOD GUYS, did'ja? (laughs menacingly)
???: No. I was only simply doing so to fool that fat hero and his even more unintelligent foolish allies so they wouldn't know about my undercover plan.
???: It all started the moment that yellow obese treasure hunter landed into the world through his helmet.
???: I met Eclair a very long time back. He and I were VEEEEEERY similar y'know. We both had lost everything dear to us and now have no more sense of empathy but rather, a lust for power, corruption, anything to make the cruelty of the world kneel down before us.
???: He was useful for me. A genius mechanic who helped build many different kinds of vehicles and machinery for Count Cannoli and the Horsemen. He helped build me many kinds of inventions and day and night, I was synthesising and experimenting to see the true power of corruption and eventually uncovered the Golden Gale.
???: An item destined of allowing the wielders to have the ability to corrupt or change all universes in the world.
???: It was a struggle, but eventually, we laid our hands on it and I asked Eclair to hold on for it, claiming that he could trust me.
???: He even made the collider for us to travel to different universes.
???: But as he was about to claim his place as supreme ruler over all, that was when I realised. He was no longer of use for me.
???: So I simply decided...
The mystery character slammed the old TV and revealed that he used his DETERMINATION to knock off the crown of the Golden Gale in time and then kill him with his newfound power.
???: And so, I took my place as that supreme ruler. But before our time ends, I might as well introduce myself...
The veil was taken off to reveal a sentient golden flower. But not just any flower, it was:
F: ME! FLOWEY THE FLOWER! YOUR BEST FRIEND, YOUR ONLY EVER FRIEND!
Flower then jump scares the viewer before the screen turns black.
???: You IDIOT.
The mystery character, veiled, is seen looking directly at the viewer, with blankness being there and an old-style TV beside him.
???: There was no way in hell you actually thought that I was one of the GOOD GUYS, did'ja? (laughs menacingly)
???: No. I was only simply doing so to fool that fat hero and his even more unintelligent foolish allies so they wouldn't know about my undercover plan.
???: It all started the moment that yellow obese treasure hunter landed into the world through his helmet.
???: I met Eclair a very long time back. He and I were VEEEEEERY similar y'know. We both had lost everything dear to us and now have no more sense of empathy but rather, a lust for power, corruption, anything to make the cruelty of the world kneel down before us.
???: He was useful for me. A genius mechanic who helped build many different kinds of vehicles and machinery for Count Cannoli and the Horsemen. He helped build me many kinds of inventions and day and night, I was synthesising and experimenting to see the true power of corruption and eventually uncovered the Golden Gale.
???: An item destined of allowing the wielders to have the ability to corrupt or change all universes in the world.
???: It was a struggle, but eventually, we laid our hands on it and I asked Eclair to hold on for it, claiming that he could trust me.
???: He even made the collider for us to travel to different universes.
???: But as he was about to claim his place as supreme ruler over all, that was when I realised. He was no longer of use for me.
???: So I simply decided...
The mystery character slammed the old TV and revealed that he used his DETERMINATION to knock off the crown of the Golden Gale in time and then kill him with his newfound power.
???: And so, I took my place as that supreme ruler. But before our time ends, I might as well introduce myself...
The veil was taken off to reveal a sentient golden flower. But not just any flower, it was:
F: ME! FLOWEY THE FLOWER! YOUR BEST FRIEND, YOUR ONLY EVER FRIEND!
Flower then jump scares the viewer before the screen turns black.
Well, THIS TIME that's the bad ending done. Added some extra characters and made the narrators have their time, and there's still A LOT to do before we call the final script to be confirmed, but for now, this is the BAD ENDING. SO now, I shall hold my huge silence and take it away to @Baker Man to finish off the neutral ending before he and I do a team-up for the good ending. One again, a HUGE sorry on my inactivity. Too much going on. But at last it's done. Enjoy the rest of the story, it'll come quicker before you know it! Oh yh, and I promise that I'll try and be more active for the good ending's finale when we get there!
Oh no we aren't on to the neutral ending yet, we still got quite a bit of story to go, and now that we've introduced new characters (referring to the narrators and SIs of course) the fun can be ramped up
Btw I'll still call them Dabbit and Harris out of respect for now if that's ok with you
Btw I'll still call them Dabbit and Harris out of respect for now if that's ok with you
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Can you believe those losers died there?
You do know that we were some of those "losers" that died there, right?
Aw crap. Anyways...
Meanwhile, back at the fight (and out of the nightmare)...
E: I have gadgets like those used by Count Cannoli and Dr Eggman. I dare you to try attacking me!
B: Do you really think I haven't attacked that schnook despite his gadgets?
K+A: We have ninjutsu too, so we can easily attack you.
ST: I have magic.
E: I've been using the power of a chaos emerald to power my mechanism, and I will show you guys what that's done... BEHOLD!
B: What the hell is this supposed to be?
E: It's a duplication device, I will use this to clone the emeralds so Sonic gets them and can't become Super Sonic.
K+A: But... Why?
E: You see, that bumbling blue creature has the potential to be a real problem, even if we haven't fought yet.
B: Oh, go on.
ST: Do you really want to hear what he has to say?
B (whispering to the owl): Listen, owl chump, if I get him to yap about his plan, I could throw the ninja girls up there and attack him from behind.
ST (whispering back): Alright, go ahead then.
So, I won't be worrying about what he says here, basically he's explaining how he wishes to be the greatest thief, the Golden Gale, by getting rid of Wario and co. through means whether keeping them out of the TV or just killing them, and then getting both Goodstyles.
Bowser throws Kat and Ana up at Eclair
K: HAI...
A: YAA!
E: Ah! That hurt, you're going to pay for this!
Eclair fires a laser at them
B: You can fly me up, right?
ST: Yes, I assume you want me to.
B: Yeah, lemme at that wimp.
You do know that we were some of those "losers" that died there, right?
Aw crap. Anyways...
Meanwhile, back at the fight (and out of the nightmare)...
E: I have gadgets like those used by Count Cannoli and Dr Eggman. I dare you to try attacking me!
B: Do you really think I haven't attacked that schnook despite his gadgets?
K+A: We have ninjutsu too, so we can easily attack you.
ST: I have magic.
E: I've been using the power of a chaos emerald to power my mechanism, and I will show you guys what that's done... BEHOLD!
B: What the hell is this supposed to be?
E: It's a duplication device, I will use this to clone the emeralds so Sonic gets them and can't become Super Sonic.
K+A: But... Why?
E: You see, that bumbling blue creature has the potential to be a real problem, even if we haven't fought yet.
B: Oh, go on.
ST: Do you really want to hear what he has to say?
B (whispering to the owl): Listen, owl chump, if I get him to yap about his plan, I could throw the ninja girls up there and attack him from behind.
ST (whispering back): Alright, go ahead then.
So, I won't be worrying about what he says here, basically he's explaining how he wishes to be the greatest thief, the Golden Gale, by getting rid of Wario and co. through means whether keeping them out of the TV or just killing them, and then getting both Goodstyles.
Bowser throws Kat and Ana up at Eclair
K: HAI...
A: YAA!
E: Ah! That hurt, you're going to pay for this!
Eclair fires a laser at them
B: You can fly me up, right?
ST: Yes, I assume you want me to.
B: Yeah, lemme at that wimp.
Also that in lore explanation for this huge crossover is cool.
Oh yh forgot to mention: no more cooldown so go crazy with the posts.
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Also I tried adding Dabbit on Steam to see if he was on recently, and while he hasn't been online to accept the friend request, I did see that he has 2.6 total hours of playtime in the last 2 weeks, meaning he's still alive and just... Left for some reason
Also I tried adding Dabbit on Steam to see if he was on recently, and while he hasn't been online to accept the friend request, I did see that he has 2.6 total hours of playtime in the last 2 weeks, meaning he's still alive and just... Left for some reason
Stolas then lifted Bowser to attack Eclair
B: Higher!
ST: Ok...
Stolas takes Bowser higher, and then Bowser hits Eclair with fire breath
E: Ah, that's very hot.
K: ANA, NOW!
A: ALRIGHT!
ST: I cast fireball!
B: And finally...
Kat and Ana attack Eclair with more ninjutsu, Stolas uses his Grimoir to cast fairball (I dunno if he can do that though, I'm not the HB fan here), and Bowser finishes this combo off with a punch
E: I get launched more easily now...
They grab an assist trophy, and Knuckles comes out of it
E: I thought I trapped you...
KN: Me too, but apparently assist trophies work through that trap.
B: Wait, Knuckles?
KN: In the flesh. I gotta knock this guy out, and then we need help.
K: Really? What's wrong?
KN: The others and I are trapped in a blank white room and we don't know how to get out.
Knuckles then hits Eclair, sending the thief flying
B: That's unfortunate, we didn't even get to see his final smash.
Eclair respawns
E: What? Did you really think this was 1-stock?
KN: Ooh, gotta take this emerald.
Knuckles grabs the emerald Eclair dropped and returns to the white room
S: Where were you?
KN: Got assist trophied into the match. Even knocked him out.
S: Nice.
C: So there is a way out...
T: Let's see how to legitemately get out of here.
At the battlefield, with the final blow
B: AAAND BOOM!
E: THIS ISN'T OVER!
GAME
B: Higher!
ST: Ok...
Stolas takes Bowser higher, and then Bowser hits Eclair with fire breath
E: Ah, that's very hot.
K: ANA, NOW!
A: ALRIGHT!
ST: I cast fireball!
B: And finally...
Kat and Ana attack Eclair with more ninjutsu, Stolas uses his Grimoir to cast fairball (I dunno if he can do that though, I'm not the HB fan here), and Bowser finishes this combo off with a punch
E: I get launched more easily now...
They grab an assist trophy, and Knuckles comes out of it
E: I thought I trapped you...
KN: Me too, but apparently assist trophies work through that trap.
B: Wait, Knuckles?
KN: In the flesh. I gotta knock this guy out, and then we need help.
K: Really? What's wrong?
KN: The others and I are trapped in a blank white room and we don't know how to get out.
Knuckles then hits Eclair, sending the thief flying
B: That's unfortunate, we didn't even get to see his final smash.
Eclair respawns
E: What? Did you really think this was 1-stock?
KN: Ooh, gotta take this emerald.
Knuckles grabs the emerald Eclair dropped and returns to the white room
S: Where were you?
KN: Got assist trophied into the match. Even knocked him out.
S: Nice.
C: So there is a way out...
T: Let's see how to legitemately get out of here.
At the battlefield, with the final blow
B: AAAND BOOM!
E: THIS ISN'T OVER!
GAME
B: Well, what now?
K: Didn't Knuckles say something about being trapped with the others?
A: Yeah I think I remember that.
ST: Do you think they can escape by themselves?
B: Maybe.
Meanwhile, in the white box, Wario's shoulder bashing the walls
W: ARGH, WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?!
T: There has to be something around here.
S: Wait, is that an orange dot on the ceiling?
s: sure is, i could throw a bone up there.
Sans throws a bone up there, but he misses
s: aw dang it.
P: Let me try, I'm taller!
Papyrus throws a bone too, and this one actually hits
P: Nyeh heh heh, this puzzle was too easy for the Great Papyrus.
W: Wait. the TV just turned on too. It looks like they defeated him.
KN: THAT WAS JUST A POWER BUTTON?
SH: Maybe not, the walls look to be collapsing outwards.
C: Great job Papyrus.
P: Thank you.
W: Oh look at that, the episode is ending now, how anticlimactic. Unless there's something we don't know about, like a sort of nightmare sequence.
S: Finally we get home.
And finally, they're back. I just wish I could see that dude who looks like me again.
Thinking about your boyfriend, are you?
Shut up 'Neesh, he's not my boyfriend, I'm not even gay. I had a girlfriend.
AV: YOU? Had a GIRLFRIEND? Did she care about all of the metals you're covered in?
M: It was before then. We were shopping for crystals and then I forgot what else happened but now I'm covered in this metal. Well, on the bright side, at least I got heat resistance from it.
AV: YOU WENT SHOPPING FOR CRYSTALS? HAHAHAHA
M: I thought it was because they looked cool according to her, it wasn't...
AV: Oh, zodiac girl?
M: Zodiac AND MBTI personality girl.
AV: Oh, I see. You DID leave her, right?
M: Of course I did, I may be sorta dumb, but I'm not THAT dumb. I don't really mind MBTI personality types as much either, as long as you don't let them dictate your life.
AV: Alright.
M: Oh, by the way reader, this is a lore drop.
AV: Shut it Molten, there might be some dialogue we're missing.
M: Fine. Should I do the line, or just leave it up to any of us narrators?
AV: Go ahead.
M: Anyways, here's what happened while we were talking. Waluigi and Peppino ended up at Wario's place, Shadow and Cosmo ended up at Tails' place, Kirby and Papyrus ended up at Sonic's place, and Knuckles and Sans ended up at Dedede's place.
Sorry this one was so long, I was just adding on to the narrators' lore (rather, just one narrator's lore) to make it a bit more interesting. Also I'll be using the nametag before lines said by a specific narrator, and I won't before non-specific lines
K: Didn't Knuckles say something about being trapped with the others?
A: Yeah I think I remember that.
ST: Do you think they can escape by themselves?
B: Maybe.
Meanwhile, in the white box, Wario's shoulder bashing the walls
W: ARGH, WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?!
T: There has to be something around here.
S: Wait, is that an orange dot on the ceiling?
s: sure is, i could throw a bone up there.
Sans throws a bone up there, but he misses
s: aw dang it.
P: Let me try, I'm taller!
Papyrus throws a bone too, and this one actually hits
P: Nyeh heh heh, this puzzle was too easy for the Great Papyrus.
W: Wait. the TV just turned on too. It looks like they defeated him.
KN: THAT WAS JUST A POWER BUTTON?
SH: Maybe not, the walls look to be collapsing outwards.
C: Great job Papyrus.
P: Thank you.
W: Oh look at that, the episode is ending now, how anticlimactic. Unless there's something we don't know about, like a sort of nightmare sequence.
S: Finally we get home.
And finally, they're back. I just wish I could see that dude who looks like me again.
Thinking about your boyfriend, are you?
Shut up 'Neesh, he's not my boyfriend, I'm not even gay. I had a girlfriend.
AV: YOU? Had a GIRLFRIEND? Did she care about all of the metals you're covered in?
M: It was before then. We were shopping for crystals and then I forgot what else happened but now I'm covered in this metal. Well, on the bright side, at least I got heat resistance from it.
AV: YOU WENT SHOPPING FOR CRYSTALS? HAHAHAHA
M: I thought it was because they looked cool according to her, it wasn't...
AV: Oh, zodiac girl?
M: Zodiac AND MBTI personality girl.
AV: Oh, I see. You DID leave her, right?
M: Of course I did, I may be sorta dumb, but I'm not THAT dumb. I don't really mind MBTI personality types as much either, as long as you don't let them dictate your life.
AV: Alright.
M: Oh, by the way reader, this is a lore drop.
AV: Shut it Molten, there might be some dialogue we're missing.
M: Fine. Should I do the line, or just leave it up to any of us narrators?
AV: Go ahead.
M: Anyways, here's what happened while we were talking. Waluigi and Peppino ended up at Wario's place, Shadow and Cosmo ended up at Tails' place, Kirby and Papyrus ended up at Sonic's place, and Knuckles and Sans ended up at Dedede's place.
Sorry this one was so long, I was just adding on to the narrators' lore (rather, just one narrator's lore) to make it a bit more interesting. Also I'll be using the nametag before lines said by a specific narrator, and I won't before non-specific lines
M: To anybody wondering what happened to Bowser's crew, they ended up back at his castle too, and then left. Anyway...
Wario's place
W: Wait, you guys ended up here?
WL: Yeah, weird.
PE: I think it's-a just us though.
W: What about the others? Lemme check with Sonic.
Sonic's place
S: Phew, that was pretty easy.
P: Quite a relief, especially since we didn't die by some light or something.
K: Poyo? (Are you hinting towards something?)
P: Well, poyo (he thinks he's saying something innocent, but he's actually saying "Your mother is a basketball") to you too, little pink guy.
K: Poyo? (What?)
P: Did I say something wrong?
Kirby nods
P: Oh, sorry.
S: Hold on guys, Wario's calling me. Uh, hey.
W: Hey Sonic, uh, who's with you right now?
P: HELLO WARIO!
K: Poyo! (Hi!)
W: That answers that, assuming we both just have 2 with us.
S: Yep, how about I call Tails and you call Dedede?
W: Sure, text each other back afterwards?
S: Uh-huh. See ya.
W: Bye.
Tails' place
SH: That wasn't so ba- You guys again...
T: W- what do you mean "you guys again"?
C: Tails and me?
SH: Yes you guys. Do you remember what happened once between the 3 of us?
T: Yeah, but she sacrificed herself to save the universe, I think it's been made up for.
SH: Whatever...
T: Wait, Sonic's calling me.
S: Hey Tails, who's with you right now?
T: Cosmo and Shadow.
S: Shadow ended up with YOU? Yikes, he clearly has it out for you.
T: Yeah, I know, the first thing he said was "you guys again" when he saw the two of us.
S: Yeah... Anyway I gotta text Wario back saying that the three of you guys are there. But then again he probably knows that already judging by the fact that you guys AREN'T with Dedede, bye.
T: Bye Sonic.
Dedede's place
s: what was that about? pretty weird if you ask me.
D: Yeah, but we're back now.
KN: Good.
s: anybody else get a weird feeling, like we could be fighting and then dying because of some eldritch horror?
KN: Uh, not really. Hey, whose phone is that?
s: not mine, pick up the phone dedede.
D: Alright. Hello?
W: Hi Dedede.
D: Oh hi Wario.
s: sup dude.
KN: Hey.
W: Oh, that answers that. That must mean, oh no...
D: What?
W: SHADOW, TAILS AND COSMO ENDED UP AT TAILS' PLACE!
s: what about it?
KN: Shadow hates their guts.
s: oh really? ok then, see ya dude.
D: Bye Wario.
KN: Later.
W: Bye guys.
Over text
W: Knuckles and Sans.
S: I figured, Shadow and Cosmo.
W: Yeah that sux.
M: That's what happened, and boy howdy am I glad that bad ending is over.
AV: Did you just say boy howdy?
M: What's it to you?
AV: That's one of the corniest things I've ever heard out of your mouth Molten.
M: That's fair, but any- Wait, what's that door?
AV: I'm not sure, maybe we shouldn't go in it...
M: Relax, I can't be killed off as a narrator, only as a character.
AV: Don't say I didn't warn you.
M: Away I go...
(Door opening sound)
AV: Oh what the hell, don't go without me Molten.
M: Alright then.
(Footsteps sound towards the door...)
Yeah this was meant to leave a bit of mystery about what happens to Molten and Avaneesh.
In the real world, Baker Man calls Oh Boi on Discord...
OB: Hello?
BM: Hey dude, I had a weird nightmare last night.
OB: What happened?
BM: We went to a restaurant with Dabbit and your friend Shadow, who I think we called Shadina to differentiate between her and Shadow the Hedgehog.
OB: Alright...
BM: Then Wario, Peppino and Papyrus jumped out of the TV and took us into it, where the four of us ended up in Smash Bros and beat each other up. Then we battled a glitchy Waluigi, there was a guy who looked like me but like an inch taller, had metals all over him, and then he and I got absorbed by the glitchy Waluigi after taking him out in a bunch of fighters. Also apparently this metal me guy ate fucking radiation and I had type 2 diabetes and horrible teeth.
OB: You don't?
BM: No, but prediabetes is something I worry about.
OB: What happened after that though?
BM: We got sent out all corrupted, injected some of you guys, but instead of being corrupted you guys went SUPER SAIYAN? And then after fighting Waluigi, we all died to Galeem I think.
OB: Oh, that's strange.
BM: Really strange, I think I'm thinking too much about this fanfiction we're writing...
Wario's place
W: Wait, you guys ended up here?
WL: Yeah, weird.
PE: I think it's-a just us though.
W: What about the others? Lemme check with Sonic.
Sonic's place
S: Phew, that was pretty easy.
P: Quite a relief, especially since we didn't die by some light or something.
K: Poyo? (Are you hinting towards something?)
P: Well, poyo (he thinks he's saying something innocent, but he's actually saying "Your mother is a basketball") to you too, little pink guy.
K: Poyo? (What?)
P: Did I say something wrong?
Kirby nods
P: Oh, sorry.
S: Hold on guys, Wario's calling me. Uh, hey.
W: Hey Sonic, uh, who's with you right now?
P: HELLO WARIO!
K: Poyo! (Hi!)
W: That answers that, assuming we both just have 2 with us.
S: Yep, how about I call Tails and you call Dedede?
W: Sure, text each other back afterwards?
S: Uh-huh. See ya.
W: Bye.
Tails' place
SH: That wasn't so ba- You guys again...
T: W- what do you mean "you guys again"?
C: Tails and me?
SH: Yes you guys. Do you remember what happened once between the 3 of us?
T: Yeah, but she sacrificed herself to save the universe, I think it's been made up for.
SH: Whatever...
T: Wait, Sonic's calling me.
S: Hey Tails, who's with you right now?
T: Cosmo and Shadow.
S: Shadow ended up with YOU? Yikes, he clearly has it out for you.
T: Yeah, I know, the first thing he said was "you guys again" when he saw the two of us.
S: Yeah... Anyway I gotta text Wario back saying that the three of you guys are there. But then again he probably knows that already judging by the fact that you guys AREN'T with Dedede, bye.
T: Bye Sonic.
Dedede's place
s: what was that about? pretty weird if you ask me.
D: Yeah, but we're back now.
KN: Good.
s: anybody else get a weird feeling, like we could be fighting and then dying because of some eldritch horror?
KN: Uh, not really. Hey, whose phone is that?
s: not mine, pick up the phone dedede.
D: Alright. Hello?
W: Hi Dedede.
D: Oh hi Wario.
s: sup dude.
KN: Hey.
W: Oh, that answers that. That must mean, oh no...
D: What?
W: SHADOW, TAILS AND COSMO ENDED UP AT TAILS' PLACE!
s: what about it?
KN: Shadow hates their guts.
s: oh really? ok then, see ya dude.
D: Bye Wario.
KN: Later.
W: Bye guys.
Over text
W: Knuckles and Sans.
S: I figured, Shadow and Cosmo.
W: Yeah that sux.
M: That's what happened, and boy howdy am I glad that bad ending is over.
AV: Did you just say boy howdy?
M: What's it to you?
AV: That's one of the corniest things I've ever heard out of your mouth Molten.
M: That's fair, but any- Wait, what's that door?
AV: I'm not sure, maybe we shouldn't go in it...
M: Relax, I can't be killed off as a narrator, only as a character.
AV: Don't say I didn't warn you.
M: Away I go...
(Door opening sound)
AV: Oh what the hell, don't go without me Molten.
M: Alright then.
(Footsteps sound towards the door...)
Yeah this was meant to leave a bit of mystery about what happens to Molten and Avaneesh.
In the real world, Baker Man calls Oh Boi on Discord...
OB: Hello?
BM: Hey dude, I had a weird nightmare last night.
OB: What happened?
BM: We went to a restaurant with Dabbit and your friend Shadow, who I think we called Shadina to differentiate between her and Shadow the Hedgehog.
OB: Alright...
BM: Then Wario, Peppino and Papyrus jumped out of the TV and took us into it, where the four of us ended up in Smash Bros and beat each other up. Then we battled a glitchy Waluigi, there was a guy who looked like me but like an inch taller, had metals all over him, and then he and I got absorbed by the glitchy Waluigi after taking him out in a bunch of fighters. Also apparently this metal me guy ate fucking radiation and I had type 2 diabetes and horrible teeth.
OB: You don't?
BM: No, but prediabetes is something I worry about.
OB: What happened after that though?
BM: We got sent out all corrupted, injected some of you guys, but instead of being corrupted you guys went SUPER SAIYAN? And then after fighting Waluigi, we all died to Galeem I think.
OB: Oh, that's strange.
BM: Really strange, I think I'm thinking too much about this fanfiction we're writing...
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L: Guys, Harris/Conor and I have an idea for something for us to do tonight.
HAR/CON: Where are they?
L: Huh, that's odd, they're usually here.
HAR/CON: Yeah, what do you think happened?
L: There's a door here, and it's open. Do you think they went in there?
HAR/CON: Likely, but where does the door go to?
L: Do we try going in there?
HAR/CON: Let's see what happens to them first.
L: WHAT IF THEY DIED?!
HAR/CON: We've killed Molten before and he came back, remember?
L: Oh, right. BUT THAT WAS JUST A GAG, THIS COULD BE LEGIT!
HAR/CON: We don't even know if they ARE dead, relax.
HAR/CON: Where are they?
L: Huh, that's odd, they're usually here.
HAR/CON: Yeah, what do you think happened?
L: There's a door here, and it's open. Do you think they went in there?
HAR/CON: Likely, but where does the door go to?
L: Do we try going in there?
HAR/CON: Let's see what happens to them first.
L: WHAT IF THEY DIED?!
HAR/CON: We've killed Molten before and he came back, remember?
L: Oh, right. BUT THAT WAS JUST A GAG, THIS COULD BE LEGIT!
HAR/CON: We don't even know if they ARE dead, relax.
