Baker Man

Currently using a headcanon generator for lorebuilding for wario teaches typing (in other words i'm using for lore ideas for molt because he's the only narrator whose lore i dare touch except maybe lucy bc harris and av's lore should probably be up to dabbit and oh boi respectively)

Should I change my pfp to Chris Griffin vaping?
Please answer I'm seriously asking

Power went out last night

HOLY SHIT THERE'S A NEW ICON

Petition to rename March to Warch so instead of Mario day today can be WAAAAAAARIO day

Guys it's sad, Universal Kids is dead now, meaning PBS Kids Sprout is no more...

My name is David, Dad I want an ice cream

You pick WARIO
(I may have started watching Party Crashers and thought this would've been perfect to say here)

Today is in the 40s (a high of about 47F, or about 14C), and that's a nice break from the cold, like when a couple weeks ago we got close to zero, and even BELOW zero at times

January 26, the 2nd anniversary of Pizza Tower
I guess I shall reveal a project I wish to do to celebrate (obviously gonna probably do some art today too, gotta sleep first, it's just after midnight for me):

I'm going to try to learn how to use CYOP (Create Your Own Pizza)/AFOM (Another Fixed Objects Mod), a level editor so you can make levels or even whole towers, and recreate one of our favorite man in yellow and purple's greatest achievements, Wario Land 4 on the Gameboy Advance.

Update: Hey, uh, little issue that I thought about just after posting this.
In WL4 there's:
- Swimmable water
- The Wario Land 4 OST, not the Pizza Tower OST
-Blocks affected by gravity, such as in Toy Block Tower
-A hub area with 4 worlds that you can play in any order you want, but the levels are in a linear order in each world, and you fight the final boss after beating all the worlds, as opposed to Pizza Tower's 4 worlds in linear order but you can play the levels on said world in any order you want.
- THE BIG BOARD

I kinda wanna add to the Christmas special, but we're far beyond Christmas at this point and I don't wanna do it if it seems like I'm heckling (did I use that word right? Idk what word to use) Oh Boi

Also, I tried Pizza Tower Chef's Kiss a couple days ago, and it's actually a great mod. Definitely unfinished, but I can't complain. They're all fun to play as, but I don't fully know Fake Pep's controls and have no idea how Mr Stick works. I think Vigi is my favorite so far

Friendly reminder that in the Anton canon (and assumedly Pizza Tower canon, because if Anton and Peppino were canonically dating before they broke up, and the Anton games and Pizza Tower WEREN'T in the same universe, I don't think it'd make sense.), Anton's a single dad, and his daughter is Amy from Sonic

finished aforementioned art


Yes, I replaced the red in their shoes with the color of their respective class' shoes and took other liberties

Making some art, will finish tomorrow most likely (wip obv)

I apologize (to anyone who cares) for the lack of Wario Teaches Typing, Oh Boi said he'd finish the Christmas special on Sunday but he's been busy, I finished the New Year's special, and we're not doing the normal story until we finish the Christmas special, and I don't wanna do any work on the Christmas special since that'll seem like I'm getting impatient. Also, on Christmas, one of my presents was a day out with my dad sometime soon, specifically on a weekend.

What I'm saying is, the weekend that Oh Boi isn't so busy with school shit, if it's not the weekend I'm going out with my dad (and even then, that won't change much, maybe just giving me MORE ideas), is when the story continues.

TL;DR: Sorry for no Wario Teaches Typing, the real world is catching up to the authors (Oh Boi, Dabbit and myself), and I hope you understand (Although I know probably only a few of you even care).

- Cheers, BM

Fortnite x Hatsune Miku is canon

I performed my first speedrun, Pizza Tower any%, I got 59% in 1:58:42 (screenshots attached)




I could've shaved off some time in some places (restarted bc I left the mushroom behind in wasteyard when I could've just gotten it on the run-back, other mishaps in golf and crust cove), but in the end it was just fine (I skipped don't make a sound bc I knew pizzascare and war would be quicker and I beat bosses quick), all in all a successful speedrun

Today Sonic 3 and TF2 comic 7 came out, so I'm gonna be binge reading the TF2 comics

IT'S HAPPY HOUR