WarioPingas

Wario Land 4 changed my life. When I couldn't call my friends or mom in summer camp, and when nobody was my friend at that camp, Wario was my friend. Wario taught me to be bold, don't be a wimp! But most importantly, and I know it sounds cheesy, but Wario taught me it's okay to be confident in yourself no matter who you are. It all started with Wario Land 4. Also I started working out cuz of him lol

If Wario gets split in half like in WL3 and gets back together, can he control his atoms? Does this make him the most powerful fictional character mayhaps? Perchance...

Wario doesn’t give up on his goals, neither should you. Like Wario, you gotta fight for what you want in life, in a world full of losers be a winner.