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Good luck, friend. I'm terrified of that day, and I hope to avoid it for as long as possible. Life is scary, and the future can be scary. But know that you have people like me here to talk to you.

Keep me updated on this adventure of yours!

Thanks a lot, Colonel. I'm very proud to have met you and BlueJack. I will keep you posted on my milestones. I know I yak too much, but I'm always happy to talk about anything. I'm a great listener. The best! Ha!

And the best of luck to you, too - wherever life takes you!

@Pigmask Colonel This is truly crazy. Look what I just found on eBay. An extremely rare official promo poster of DKL's cover art. I mean, I've never seen this before, yet I find it on today of all days. It MUST be a sign! Haha! Unbelievable....

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/T08AAOSw~oFXE0bI/s-l1600.jpg

Good luck, my friend! Now it's when everything starts! Tutorials for life are over, prepare for level 1!

How do you get to level 2?

Simple. You treat every day as a "level" with a goal. Ya' got easy ones, hard ones, and big bad bosses trying to kill your butt dead.

@Angler of Lake Asparagus That poster is awesome! This is why I try to stay away from eBay, though...I want to buy everything I see!

@Reianoid, or you can divide parts of life as levels, like your first job, then level 2 promotion!

Tutorials levels are the worst!

Let's review the whole game: "You start with one live, no saves, no continues. You can't jump high enough and the power ups can harm your life! The tutorials are way too long! Multiplayer experience is rich, but there's little to no control over who does what. And your main character is randomly generated, you can only change the clothing and hair style, wut? overall , this game only gets a 5/10. Some like it, some don't, it's just how life goes!"

The tutorial is always the most hated part either way.

I mean, yes, after all, it's the first thing you're presented with when starting the game, after a long, boring intro cutscene of playing with toys...

And then when days switch you get these rally trippy segments called 'Dreams'