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I was looking up at the stars a few minutes ago and I was thinking to myself, "why are they shimmering weirdly like that...?" Then I realized that this action is referred to as 'twinkling', as is exemplified in the familiar children's nursery rhyme.

Oh snap, roasted

Do you guys ever think it's weird that Wario coexists in the same universe as Jesus Christ

I've seen a few of his videos but I never watched him regularly or anything. Its tough to put yourself into the public eye like that, you inevitably get a ton of vitriol directed at you and it would grate on anyone's mind without the proper coping mechanisms. Rest in peace <3

Stupidface got like a billion birthday wishes but I didn't get any? Truly we are living in Clown World.

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

So Wario ventured out to the realm of Hyrule and descended into the catacombs deep beneath the foundations of Hyrule Castle. In the shadow-haunted tomb he saw the redead mummy of Ganondorf, eldrich demon of unspeakable evil. This beef jerky-ass mutherfucker was oozing out all kinds of dark...

Redead Ganondorf underneath Hyrule Castle is totes epic. What if, since BotW was all overworld, the new Zelda is all dungeon? Woah...

The 2nd from the left

Me and Metal and Tahutoa and Stupidface posting on WF:

@tahutoa get dabbed on, zoomer pondscum

In case anyone's wondering where I've been recently, Over the winter I temporarily relocated to a remote research facility in the Nevada desert to help develop novel bio-weapons systems for the United States military. The original plan was to reverse-engineer a certain strain of Mononegavirus...