wario land 2

Don't wake him, he's so peaceful

Player manual covering the Hot, Fat, 'Crazy' (drunk), and Zombie transformations

Thicker than the cake he's eating

“Burp! Grunt! Wheeze! I sweat buckets with every step and I can hardly breathe! How could my slim, gorgeous body get like THIS? I shouldn't have gotten so greedy and eaten all those apples!! I guess you really are what you eat!!” —Wario

“If a spell is cast on me, I become tiny. I can't do anything when I'm tiny except run away.” —Wario. When small, he does not wear a hat and is either bald or has a mohawk, unlike his normal self.

“If a spell is cast on me, I become tiny. I can't do anything when I'm tiny except run away.” —Wario. When small, he does not wear a hat and is either bald or has a mohawk, unlike his normal self.

“If a spell is cast on me, I become tiny. I can't do anything when I'm tiny except run away.” —Wario. When small, he does not wear a hat and is either bald or has a mohawk, unlike his normal self.

“If a spell is cast on me, I become tiny. I can't do anything when I'm tiny except run away.” —Wario. When small, he does not wear a hat and is either bald or has a mohawk, unlike his normal self.

“Goo-waaah!! Help! I’m on fire! Somebody! Help! In the time it’s taken me to say this, my whole body’s been covered in flames! Don’t you think this is just too much?! I blame the game programmers! I’ll remember this! GRRR!!” —Wario Also called Fire, Flaming, and Fiery Wario.

“Goo-waaah!! Help! I’m on fire! Somebody! Help! In the time it’s taken me to say this, my whole body’s been covered in flames! Don’t you think this is just too much?! I blame the game programmers! I’ll remember this! GRRR!!” —Wario Also called Fire, Hot, and Fiery Wario.

“Hey! After burning, I have to freeze?!! Aaah! What’s going on with this game?! Is this some kind of cruel experiment? Anyone else would’ve given up by now!!” —Wario

“Hey! After burning, I have to freeze?!! Aaah! What’s going on with this game?! Is this some kind of cruel experiment? Anyone else would’ve given up by now!!” —Wario

“I’ve been smashed flat by a weight!! You’d expect my guts to be all squished and squashed, but wait! What’s this?! How mysterious! How could this be! Now I feel very light and I can squeeze into thin passageways!!” —Wario

“I’ve been smashed flat by a weight!! You’d expect my guts to be all squished and squashed, but wait! What’s this?! How mysterious! How could this be! Now I feel very light and I can squeeze into thin passageways!!” —Wario

“Those pesky bees!! They’ve made my beautiful face swell up like a balloon! What?! You say I look better this way? I won’t even be able to star in my own commercials looking like this!!” —Wario

“Those pesky bees!! They’ve made my beautiful face swell up like a balloon! What?! You say I look better this way? I won’t even be able to star in my own commercials looking like this!!” —Wario

“Hey!! Wait a sec! What’s happened to me!? I’ve got a fork sticking out of me, but I’m no piece of meat! Who stuck this in me? I’ll get you!” —Wario

Crazy drunk bumbling wario. Wario might be a heavy weight champion but he sure is a light weight lush. Beer was in the original Japanese.

“Uh oh! Trouble! I can’t get out of here! I’ve been trapped inside a big bubble!! I’m in bubble trouble! That’s just a little joke of mine, heh heh!! How ‘bout it? Funny, huh? You should write that one down!” —Wario Appears in FIVE games

In 2+3 pressing A makes Wario jump higher. In 4 pressing A makes Wario soar until you hit a ceiling.