Corrupt a Wish

Granted, you lost your winning ticket and Kai found it, cashed it in and now is rich.

I wish the next Mario Kart game is an HD remaster of Mario Kart wii!
 
granted, but for some reason, they left the coin items in, and people are too busy playing mk 8 still. except for haxors.
Granted, but you stay 5 forever and your mother doesn't let you on Warioforums for being too young.

I wish I won the lottery.
AW HELL NO! i wish i can revoke my previous wish.
 
Granted, but you will forget you wanted to revoke your wish, thus making you wish to be 5 again, thus making your wish to revoke it, meaning you'll forget that even happened and wish to be 5 yet again, but will wish to revoke it and it'll be in an unless loop forever.

I wish Ashley made herself a real life being in our reality just to be friendly friends with me. :3
 
granted, but she is pretty aggro with everyone. also, she ends up sharing your video by accident :p

i wish i was five but had the privilege that i have now.
 
Granted, Ashley Tisdale joins Warioware for no reason and everyone becomes huge fans of her.

I wish I could have fairy godparents at any age.
 
Granted, but now anyone can have Fairy godparents. Trump uses his to build his wall, powerful people use theirs for evil stuff. People wish for Trumps wall to vanish, he wishes it back and it starts a war of magic.

I wish Ashley (Warioware, the magical girl with large hair, mean and wears red and has a little imp named Red.) had an amiibo, and I'm able to get 5.
 
Granted, but Ashley amiibo are in so much high demand that people rob you of your Ashley amiibo as you walk out the doors, unable to get another one.

I wish you'll all have a great Merry Christmas.
 
granted, but the fact stilll remains that you had to respond to your own post :p
i wish i could be merry without being a cheeky prick.
 
Granted, but now you're also a cheesy brick.

I wish I could instantly sleep whenever I tried to.
dont we all? :3 granted, you want to regulate your sleep so that you can be a day person, but since everyone else changed there sleep pattern to be awake at night, you end up back where you were at. but hey, no more insomnia at least :p

i wish i was confident and competent enough to actually make youtube videos :p
 
dont we all? :3 granted, you want to regulate your sleep so that you can be a day person, but since everyone else changed there sleep pattern to be awake at night, you end up back where you were at. but hey, no more insomnia at least :p

i wish i was confident and competent enough to actually make youtube videos :p
(I don't think I have insomnia, just a bad habit of sleeping late lol)

Granted, but you didn't realise you made all of your videos private so nobody can watch them.

I wish I could be in a real life Mario Kart race.
 
Granted, you swerve sideways at the start and crash and get catapulted into the sky. (Team Rocket's blasting off again! ........ *ding* Responding to my own post huehuehuehuehue!)

I wish I could meet Wario in real life for a day.
 
granted, its a good one too! has wario world and ware elements in the game! unfortunately, bots bought out all the copies and since nintendo pulls its artificial scarcity crap, the only way to buy it is off of the twerp that bought out all the copies for like 200 dollars.
i wish nintendo would actually release its shit in good quantities, and for the matter stop playing games with its customers, its not like they're on a lot of peoples good side.
 
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