Moral Guardians. They're always looking for something to call evil...even if it means finding significance in something not meant to be seen as anything more than what it appears to be.
Yeah, I verified this myself at the time -- it's just due to the fact that it only plays small clips of the song when fast forwarding. It's
Eye [of newt
I cast a] h[ex on you.]
Grand[ma's wig
This will make you b]ig.
Kitt[en spit
S]oon[, your pants won't fit.]
Pantal[ones giganticus]!
Or something to that effect. Whether or not that was somehow intentional as a joke is hard to say, but I think you could pull a lot of weird messages out of anything with vocals if you just pick random series of clips broken apart.