I headcannon Wario as Scottish

GoblinGreed69

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he fits all the stereotypes: hes cheap, strong, petty, stubborn, strong as meat

his wallpaper in WarioWare is literally tartan

hes most famous in the golf games (invented in Scotland) and the tennis games (the tennis goat is Andy Murray, from Glasgow)

especially works since Scotland has a rivalry with Italy in most sports, famously one time in the world cup the Italian national team went to play in Glasgow and the crowd started chanting "WE'RE GONY DEEP FRY YOUR PIZZAS" and if you think Wario wouldnt threaten Mario with that you are crazy
 

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