tahutoa

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Hello, I'm tahutoa. But, because I didn't do this despite being on the forum for a good 1.5 years, most of you probably know that already.

I may not be as prolific as the Big Boys CM30, JAWF, Robin, Three-DoubleU-Bee, or the lieutenants below that, 607, Metal, and Magma. Rather, similar to the limerick-spouting Cyril, general nuisance Garrett Waluigi, or stupidface the jester, I am one of those creatures that get more powerful if you talk about them (thankfully, the former two seem to have fallen out of power for the time being-- let's just hope my mentioning them doesn't prove ironic). Again, most of you probably know of my existence already, either through hushed whispers, or the floodgate that is my Waarangements thread. Or the cesspool that is my Statuses page.

In my spare time-- and the time that I should be doing schoolwork-- I make what I like to call waamixes, songs that use the instruments found in a Wario stage. I'm the first place to go if you want to hear a given song in the style of Wario Land 4, because it is my favorite soundfont to use when arranging the MIDIs I create, or MIDIs that others have made, though that's less likely to happen because an annoying amount of people on vgmusic and elsewhere do not know what they're doing-- why, I once downloaded a MIDI of "She's a Lady" and besides being in the same key it sounded literally nothing like it, AND that's the only one you can find that's free!.

I tend to go on lengthy tirades, like this one, usually because I have a lot to say on a subject, or because I make it a point to properly articulate my thoughts as best I can-- it all stems from my absolute desire for absolute transparency (as far as I can get away with), which, in itself stems from my love of attention. Positive attention, at least. I don't really know why I adore it so much outside of my weird, oddly enough hereditary problem of being both crystallized pride and too smart to not notice when someone else is fUckinG better than mE, God my paternal cousins fuckin' suck-- that game of Sorry made me so mad, they were being such cunts and kept killing me, and when they made fun of me for actually flipping the board and calling me out on my tantrum I wanted to gouge my own eyes out. And then hers. It was the angriest I've been in my life that I can recall, practically was seein' vermilion, God I hate them, I hate them; dunno which is worse, sociopath minor or transphobe piece of shit major, I can't believe I actually might prefer your little sister over you now, how the hell did that happen, fuck you-- but my maternal cousin is like legit my closest homie, so it doesn't matter.

...uh. Sorry about that. Hadn't really vented about that anywhere before now. Perhaps now might be the time to mention that I'm literally a high-functioning reatard? I mean, I'm assuming the person reading is one who hadn't realized this beforehand. Apparently, I'm the least retarded a retard can get without being retardation-retardant, so to speak, dig? The guy who can reach up and touch the ceiling of the spectrum, but sometimes slips on a social situation he had not yet encountered and eats shit, then has to scramble back up to the top and apologize before the guilt consumes him. wait, isn't guilt a subsidiary of Pride? Holy shit
But yeah, Metal was totally right when they accused my thread topics of radiating autism. The only time I can ever feel it though is when I have to do schoolwork, because as if fucking up around people wasn't bad enough, I also have ADD (plus a small slurry of the disorders my mother has-- the anxiety pits can and will be hell when I accidentally fall into one, and I can't tab out of MS Paint without having the selection tool as the active tool).

I have no fuckin' clue what I'm doing but chances are if it's not school break than I'm probably procrastinating via it... as a result of being a cripple! Full circle, nigga!

Ummm, I know this is an absolute text wall, but if you read it all, thank you! And I already go to therapy, so don't bother suggesting that.
I have a short fuse, and make a big loud boom, but I'm really just one of those cheap explosives used in stunt shows. When people go >;T at me, no matter how soft the rapier cover may be, I immediately break like porcelain inside, to some degree. Reaally you could just gauge severity in terms of how badly I want to cry afterwards. Dunno what'll lead to [SpongeBob when he gets fired for Karate] but idk if I necessarily do.

ha ha, who wants to see my portfolioooo after all that soul-baringgggg that my instincts tell me was wrong but that notion in itself disgusts me enough to go through with it anywaaayyyyy? ~4/7 of these tracks can't be found elsewhere~ unless you follow my tumblr, but it's mostly just reblogging my tracks so you'd have to dig a little.

....

Billie Jee-ean, is, not myyy luh-huh-ver,
she's just a gi-irl, claims that, IIII, am the one~
MY DU-UDE, IT'S HALF PAST ONE
 

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tahutoa

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Someone on here (probably stupidface tbh) once told me that sleep deprivation 'has the same effect on the brain as intoxication', and I think about that almost every day. It's actually helped me to realize when my brain will 'switch gears,' dig?

I just realized who the Duke of Motorcity sounded like. It's Xigbar from Kingdom Hearts. Which explains why A) I liked his voice so much and B) why it was so familiar. autism autism autism

demoons i lcome we god i'm so lame, i need to go to fuckin bed. oh yeha, speaking of Demon's Eye, that Bad Tempi cover uses the EarthBound sf2, because I had yet to succumb to the Earth's icy waaters.
 

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Honestly my man, kudos to you for being so honest. I really respect that. I wish more people viewed themselves in such a self-aware light, everybody's so caught up in being perfect and "right" and stubbornly standing by every goddamn little opinion they have and every thing they say, like people can change and accept their mistakes. fuck off with that hooey and just be real knowhatemsayen?

limerick-spouting Cyril
Who?

EDIT:::;;.;;.; Oh SHiT I made it into your signature, I'm in the darn tootin hall of fame fellas
 

Metal

MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN!!!
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Aiyyo, ya niggaz must be outcha fuckin mind
Thinkin dog can't pull another motherfuckin rabbit out the hat
Nigga I ain't gotta check out my motherfuckin sleeves you bitch ass niggaz
Fuck is y'all niggaz...
Y'all niggaz just thinkin I'm sittin around doin nothin?
Oh my God, y'all niggaz can't be serious
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
Man, cats don't know what it's gonna be
Fuckin with a nigga like me, D-to-the-M-to-the-X
Last I heard, y'all niggaz was havin sex, with the SAME sex
I show no love, to homo thugs
Empty out, reloaded and throw more slugs
How you gonna explain fuckin a man?
Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand
I don't buck with chumps, for those to been to jail
That's the cat with the Kool-Aid on his lips and pumps
I don't fuck with niggaz that think they broads
Only know how to be ONE WAY, that's the dog
I know how to get down, know how to BITE
Bark very little, but I know HOW TO FIGHT
I know how to chase a cat up in the tree
MAN, I GIVE Y'ALL NIGGAZ THE B'INESS FOR FUCKIN WIT ME, IS YOU CRAZY?!?
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
Once a song, I come though, guns is drawn
BLAM BLAM, lungs are gone, sons will mourn
From dusk till dawn, nighttime belongs to the dog
On the street passed midnight, look for 'em in the morgue
Don't play with these cats cuz I ain't got nothin to say to these cats
For the mothers that really do love em, please pray for these cats
Cuz I know niggaz is hardheaded but I ain't got the patience
Don't want me havin no patience turn into more patience
More trips to ICU cuz I see you
Tryna get away with shit a real nigga wouldn't do
Where my dogs at? (RIGHT HERE) See them niggaz? (RIGHT WHERE?!?)
GET EM BOY! (RIGHT THERE) That's how we do... (AIIGHT THEN)
This is for my dogs, this is for my dogs
YO, WHERE WE AT BABY?!? (CREEPIN THROUGH THE FOG)
From then till now, don't ask me how
Know that we gon roll like them niggaz and hit every block on the job
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
I get tapes doin times, stop niggaz like grapes makin wine
Five CD's with mad rhymes
Don't hit me with that positive shit, I know you lyin
You really wanna stop niggaz from dyin? Stop niggaz from tryin
I cuz I ain't really got that time to waste
and I thought I told you to get these fuckin bums out my face
Lookin atchu in your grill, I might be nice to cut
Once I split ya ass in two, you'll be twice as butt
Yeah, you right, I know ya style - PUSSY cuz I'm fuckin it
Since we all right here, you hold my dick while he suckin it
MOTHERFUCKER, don't you know you'll never come near me
Shove ya head up ya ass, have you seein shit clearly
Never heard that D be runnin, cuz D be gunnin
I beat my dick and bust off in ya eye so you can see me comin/cumin
Empty clips and shells are what I leave behind
and if they get me with the joint, they hit me with a three-to-nine
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
WHERE THE FUCKIN HOOD AT?!? (It's all good, the dog is the hood)
NO ONES' FUCKIN WITH ME NIGGA, FO REAL (It's all good, the dog is the hood)
I AM THE HOOD, I AM THE STREETS (It's all good, the dog is the hood)
YOU BITCH ASS NIGGA (It's all good, the dog is the hood)
TAKE IT HOW YOU WANT, MOTHERFUCKER (It's all good, the dog is the hood)
I'M IN THE HOOD ALL DAY (It's all good, the dog is the hood)
I THINK I'M LIKE THE ONLY NIGGA, DOG (It's all good, the dog is the hood)
THAT CAN GO TO THE PROJECTS (SCHOOL STREET, HOME OF THE BRAVE)
BY HIS FUCKIN SELF AND BE GOOD
YEAH NIGGA, ASK NIGGAZ ON Y.O. (MY PROJECTS, Y.O.)
WHEN THE LAST TIME THEY SEEN DOG (Not too long ago baby)
MOTHERFUCKER..
DEE, WAAH, UGH... (Y'all niggaz is homeless)
KATO... (Where the hood at?)
 

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Honestly my man, kudos to you for being so honest. I really respect that. I wish more people viewed themselves in such a self-aware light, everybody's so caught up in being perfect and "right" and stubbornly standing by every goddamn little opinion they have and every thing they say, like people can change and accept their mistakes. fuck off with that hooey and just be real knowhatemsayen?

Who?

EDIT:::;;.;;.; Oh SHiT I made it into your signature, I'm in the darn tootin' hall of fame fellas
I mean, it'd be nice if people bent to my will because of my massive ego, but I already know that's both unfair and unrealistic. I've definitely been getting better about budging on shit, but usually that's only if the other person does not also have a massive ego, because why the fuck would I admit being wrong to someone who would proceed to immediately make me wanna punch their teeth in, y'know whadduh sayin'?
I guess I'm pretty hypocritical that way, but really it's just another piece of evidence that I'm a "can't take what I dish out" sort of person, and I've already come to terms with my penchant for hypocrisy. Thus, I will also tend to keep an eye on it, so to speak, during situations where I feel that urge to commit such, so I don't sacrifice integrity, know what'm sayin'. There's a time and place for hypocrisy, and it's always, never not piddly shit, know what'm sayin'?

As for the self-awareness, I don't really know when that started, but I guess it would've had to have been whichever one of my modern-day faux pas' (or whatever the plural of that is) came first that sparked it. I think, somewhere in me, the goal of becoming a more superb human being in the actual sense is for a selfish reason, likely Pride, surprise surprise, but, I feel like I just want to see how cool of a dude I can become, y'know? Sure, I'm doing it for my own sake, but the fact that no one's making me self-improve makes it all the more satisfying, and actually encourages me to do it, I feel, which is why I tend to not flaunt it outside of the forum. (How weird is it that a forum dedicated to Wario is this therapeutic, though?) I guess, in that sense, I am becoming my father, but really, that makes me proud on his behalf, that's he's been so consistently a cool dude (you know, even though he makes fun of trans people-- I don't quite blame him for that though. Really, with how the rest of his family is excepting his dad, it's wonderful that he turned out as well as he did. ...I wonder if he felt the same way I do towards him about his dad when he was my age). Admittedly, I have a bit more personal growth to do before I can admit it to him any more than I've already alluded, but I suppose a little bit is better than none.

The biggest mindfuck out of all of this is, I literally would not be the same person if I'd never gotten into Undertale. That was the game that got me into FL Studio. Indulging in the fan community was what caused me to actually learn about the innards of the 4G LTE community (because Tumblr). I learned what ace people were, what dysphoria was, stuff like that, and that made me more accepting.
PLUS, getting FL Studio was what caused me to discover my passion, so I wasn't doomed to be an unproductive sod over the summer, like years past. If it weren't for Undertale, I wouldn't have discovered that this forum existed. It was such a butterfly effect and I'm glad of it.

And yeeeeeah nigga congrats on getting inducted into the WAAll of Fame
 

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Aiyyo, ya niggaz must be outcha fuckin mind
Thinkin dog can't pull another motherfuckin rabbit out the hat
Nigga I ain't gotta check out my motherfuckin sleeves you bitch ass niggaz
Fuck is y'all niggaz...
Y'all niggaz just thinkin I'm sittin around doin nothin?
Oh my God, y'all niggaz can't be serious
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
Man, cats don't know what it's gonna be
Fuckin with a nigga like me, D-to-the-M-to-the-X
Last I heard, y'all niggaz was havin sex, with the SAME sex
I show no love, to homo thugs
Empty out, reloaded and throw more slugs
How you gonna explain fuckin a man?
Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand
I don't buck with chumps, for those to been to jail
That's the cat with the Kool-Aid on his lips and pumps
I don't fuck with niggaz that think they broads
Only know how to be ONE WAY, that's the dog
I know how to get down, know how to BITE
Bark very little, but I know HOW TO FIGHT
I know how to chase a cat up in the tree
MAN, I GIVE Y'ALL NIGGAZ THE B'INESS FOR FUCKIN WIT ME, IS YOU CRAZY?!?
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
Once a song, I come though, guns is drawn
BLAM BLAM, lungs are gone, sons will mourn
From dusk till dawn, nighttime belongs to the dog
On the street passed midnight, look for 'em in the morgue
Don't play with these cats cuz I ain't got nothin to say to these cats
For the mothers that really do love em, please pray for these cats
Cuz I know niggaz is hardheaded but I ain't got the patience
Don't want me havin no patience turn into more patience
More trips to ICU cuz I see you
Tryna get away with shit a real nigga wouldn't do
Where my dogs at? (RIGHT HERE) See them niggaz? (RIGHT WHERE?!?)
GET EM BOY! (RIGHT THERE) That's how we do... (AIIGHT THEN)
This is for my dogs, this is for my dogs
YO, WHERE WE AT BABY?!? (CREEPIN THROUGH THE FOG)
From then till now, don't ask me how
Know that we gon roll like them niggaz and hit every block on the job
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
I get tapes doin times, stop niggaz like grapes makin wine
Five CD's with mad rhymes
Don't hit me with that positive shit, I know you lyin
You really wanna stop niggaz from dyin? Stop niggaz from tryin
I cuz I ain't really got that time to waste
and I thought I told you to get these fuckin bums out my face
Lookin atchu in your grill, I might be nice to cut
Once I split ya ass in two, you'll be twice as butt
Yeah, you right, I know ya style - PUSSY cuz I'm fuckin it
Since we all right here, you hold my dick while he suckin it
MOTHERFUCKER, don't you know you'll never come near me
Shove ya head up ya ass, have you seein shit clearly
Never heard that D be runnin, cuz D be gunnin
I beat my dick and bust off in ya eye so you can see me comin/cumin
Empty clips and shells are what I leave behind
and if they get me with the joint, they hit me with a three-to-nine
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
WHERE THE FUCKIN HOOD AT?!? (It's all good, the dog is the hood)
NO ONES' FUCKIN WITH ME NIGGA, FO REAL (It's all good, the dog is the hood)
I AM THE HOOD, I AM THE STREETS (It's all good, the dog is the hood)
YOU BITCH ASS NIGGA (It's all good, the dog is the hood)
TAKE IT HOW YOU WANT, MOTHERFUCKER (It's all good, the dog is the hood)
I'M IN THE HOOD ALL DAY (It's all good, the dog is the hood)
I THINK I'M LIKE THE ONLY NIGGA, DOG (It's all good, the dog is the hood)
THAT CAN GO TO THE PROJECTS (SCHOOL STREET, HOME OF THE BRAVE)
BY HIS FUCKIN SELF AND BE GOOD
YEAH NIGGA, ASK NIGGAZ ON Y.O. (MY PROJECTS, Y.O.)
WHEN THE LAST TIME THEY SEEN DOG (Not too long ago baby)
MOTHERFUCKER..
DEE, WAAH, UGH... (Y'all niggaz is homeless)
KATO... (Where the hood at?)
jesus, this song probably uses the word nigga more than i have in my lifetime so far
 
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