Stupid attempt at an RP revival

The 3rd Wario Brother

The 3rd Wario Brother

Worlds greatest treasure hunter.
Diamond City Insider
Coins
19,202
So you have just moved into diamond city and got a house. You a currently looking for a job and you come across a sign that says "HEY it's-a me WARIO, I want YOU yes YOU to help me hunt for treasure in the depths of the Awazon, I will split treasure among those who join. See at 1111 Street Avenue."
The rest is up to you.
 
"Huh...Treasure hunting." I thought looking at the poster.

Kyon took a long time to think about it "You gotta be joking. Well let's say this guy isn't crazy, spiting a treasure would be wonders for me, not only will I be making money but I will more than likely to have fun. Better than working I'll say."

Kyon was sure now, he'll help this Wario guy. Kyon wasted no time, but first went home to pack up things he might need for treasure hunting.

"Wait, what am I doing? This might be a scam. I'll just go check it out first and see if it's legit" I thought to myself leaving the house.

Kyon locked the doors and heared to 1111 Street Avenue "Whoa, this has to be one of the fake-ist sounding addresses I've ever heard" To his surprise though he found the street. "Huh, wow. Who names a street like that? Bah, there's much weirder things in this city anyways."

"So...where do I go from here? Is that Wario guy here or what?" Kyon looked around a bit.
 
Meanwhile at 1111 Street Avenue.
"Hoy Wario, Nobody has come yet i think the to of should just leave for the treasure now."



Wario retaliates going on about being patient (pretty out of character i might add)



"I don't care that patients got you the best ending in WL4, that was a long time ago."



30 minutes of these two blokes arguing when The 3rd Wario Brother notices Kyon out the window so he opens the window ignoring what Wario has to say



"Hoy Kyon, Could you help Wario with his little business?"
 
after 3 months wario was craving something ... but he wasn’t sure what.
he quickly realised what it was - waluigi’s beautiful wang.
He went on a quest, in search of it, desperate to feel waluigi inside him again - no one, not even bowser, had a penis that made him feel quite so euphoric as waluigi.

(A/N - oh blimey!!!!!! I’m new here, so forgive any spelling/grammar mistakes :) i’ll be honest, I’m a massive slut for wario and can’t write anything non-sexual about him , hope you can accept me for who i am ! Love u all already, you’re such an accepting community :)
 
Wariolover69 said:
after 3 months wario was craving something ... but he wasn’t sure what.
he quickly realised what it was - waluigi’s beautiful wang.
He went on a quest, in search of it, desperate to feel waluigi inside him again - no one, not even bowser, had a penis that made him feel quite so euphoric as waluigi.

(A/N - oh blimey!!!!!! I’m new here, so forgive any spelling/grammar mistakes :) i’ll be honest, I’m a massive slut for wario and can’t write anything non-sexual about him , hope you can accept me for who i am ! Love u all already, you’re such an accepting community :)
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GUESS WHO DA FRICK IS BACK.
its me
wariolover69
 
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