Poll What do you guys honestly think of shipping Wario with...Ashley?

[Magma]

Some would say Wario x Shokora

 

[Kerberos]

I'm guessing too it's pretty much divided between those who prefer Ware over Land and vice versa.

 

[daria]

 

[ThAshleyChannel]

I only know ONE person that sort of shipped them, but that is it. Nobody else does.

Wario x 5-volt is the best ship for Wario.

 

[Magma]

I don't think that's really a factor. I mean some would say there's evidence of the two having some sort of connection but I'm not sure myself.

 

[Metal]

 

[Magma]

The new shitpost haven.

 

[Kerberos]

Having not played Land 4 yet I only have access to the MarioWiki article and it doesn't explain any significant connection. If someone does know on here though I'd love to hear the explanation.

 

[Magma]

http://warioforums.com/index.php?threads/princess-shokora-thread.1348/
You can take a look here
Note: I'm not trying to throw anyone under the bus.

 

[Kerberos]

Thanks for the link. That was silly of me to not even consult the forums here, haha

 

[ThAshleyChannel]

The shipping thread,

 

[daria]

I blame the fanfics

 

[Metal]

I blame the fanfics

 

[Magma]

my final contribution to this thread

 

[Glowsquid]

What do you guys honestly think of shipping Wario with...Ashley?

"Wario gets convicted for child porn" doesn't sound all that interesting of a game premise, tbh

 

[CM30]

Doesn't really make sense to be honest, so not a good idea. I mean, it worked to a very loose degree in that random fan fiction (because it turns out Wario was only involved in the relationship for the money), but the characters have pretty much nothing in common as far as personality or tastes go.

 

[JS Shantae]

No, man....

Just...no.

 

[ThAshleyChannel]

Shipping Wario with anyone other than maybe Mona...just no.

 

[WhimsicalFujoshi~]

Now mind you, all shipping jokes I could make aside, I think the easiest answer to this is to go to a sub-section of shipping. OTP, BROTP, and NOTP.

Due to the implications of shipping a child with a smelly italian man, whose sense of morality isn't exactly the best, I think we should avoid the OTP area. BROTP, or friends/bro shipping, is a bit more innocent, and allows us to ship them as friends. NOTP just sort of rejects the idea of them being romantically involved.

I think if you wanted to ship them, do it in a platonic friendly way without any unfortunate implications.

(Plus I mean, clearly Waluigi is the ONLY logical ship for Wario...)

 

[ThAshleyChannel]

Ashley = 15

Little mac = 17