What do you have in common with Wario?

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Ahem. All jokes about Wario’s private parts aside, lemme tell ya how i relate to Wario.

- We both are brilliant, yet also lazy bums.
- While i am not as greedy as Wario, i still like money. I mean, who dosen’t?
- Idk, but i like garlic. No, i don’t eat raw garlic like Wario do, that’s just nasty. But i do enjoy some garlic baguettes, garlic in food and also, garlic butter on steak, which is heaven to me.
- We both are pretty cynical and also get easily pissed off ( well, for me, i don’t get that easily pissed, but still )
- We both don’t really care what other say and we can live alone just fine.
 

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Ahem. All jokes about Wario’s private parts aside, lemme tell ya how i relate to Wario.

- We both are brilliant, yet also lazy bums.
- While i am not as greedy as Wario, i still like money. I mean, who dosen’t?
- Idk, but i like garlic. No, i don’t eat raw garlic like Wario do, that’s just nasty. But i do enjoy some garlic baguettes, garlic in food and also, garlic butter on steak, which is heaven to me.
- We both are pretty cynical and also get easily pissed off ( well, for me, i don’t get that easily pissed, but still )
- We both don’t really care what other say and we can live alone just fine.
how. dare. you.

put his private parts aside ?????? Darling, his cock is far too humongous to be put aside; it’s too big to move.
it is often misconstrued that he is ‘fat’ - but that is actually his mammoth peepee attempting to somehow fit in his overalls.
Hope this changes your attitude.BubbleSleep:
 
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how. dare. you.

put his private parts aside ?????? Darling, his cock is far too humongous to be put aside; it’s too big to move.
it is often misconstrued that he is ‘fat’ - but that is actually his mammoth peepee attempting to somehow fit in his overalls.
Hope this changes your attitude.BubbleSleep:
AMEN , so many Wario “ fans “ seem to disrespect wario’s genitalia. It deserves to have the respect that can only be expected from a man with an anaconda slithering through his overalls, he stopped wearing pants for a reason guys..... thank you wariolover69 for reminding me that there is good in this world #keepbeliebing #wario=god
 

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AMEN , so many Wario “ fans “ seem to disrespect wario’s genitalia. It deserves to have the respect that can only be expected from a man with an anaconda slithering through his overalls, he stopped wearing pants for a reason guys..... thank you wariolover69 for reminding me that there is good in this world #keepbeliebing #wario=god
This has made me so incredibly happy (and a little bit aroused teehee ), thank you whore4waluigi420 - it means a lot to have supporters in a time that is very trying, for true wario lovers in particular.
I really don’t understand how this isn’t common knowledge - next you’ll tell me that people don’t know how waluigi is an amputee - he only has 1 leg and his second ‘leg’ is his tremendously long penis that is so huge it keeps him balanced.
Maybe we can roleplay sometime ? It’s nice to meet someone with a logical mind for once !
LuvsU:VforVictory::cool::eek:
 
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This has made me so incredibly happy (and a little bit aroused teehee ), thank you whore4waluigi420 - it means a lot to have supporters in a time that is very trying, for true wario lovers in particular.
I really don’t understand how this isn’t common knowledge - next you’ll tell me that people don’t know how waluigi is an amputee - he only has 1 leg and his second ‘leg’ is his tremendously long penis that is so huge it keeps him balanced.
Maybe we can roleplay sometime ? It’s nice to meet someone with a logical mind for once !
LuvsU:VforVictory::cool::eek:
Your words truly gave me butterflies, I often feel that people don’t understand that Wario is an amputee and was actually in the war, thank god for his “ second leg”, makes me sick fans don’t respect veterans more. I’m glad you see me as someone you can roleplay with, that is how you know you are in love, or in an intense fucking mood tehe ! I’ll sms you soon #justiceforwarioshog #lgbtwariopenis VforVictory::shulk:allworried::pumpit:
 

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Your words truly gave me butterflies, I often feel that people don’t understand that Wario is an amputee and was actually in the war, thank god for his “ second leg”, makes me sick fans don’t respect veterans more. I’m glad you see me as someone you can roleplay with, that is how you know you are in love, or in an intense fucking mood tehe ! I’ll sms you soon #justiceforwarioshog #lgbtwariopenis VforVictory::shulk:allworried::pumpit:
Somebody speaking sense !!!!!! I’ll be honest, I was losing hope in the current generation’s wario/waluigi knowledge - but you have shown me I was wrong :)
As for the roleplay, your message made me incredibly excited (if you know what i mean teehee :) ), I’m currently in a very intense fucking mood, my wario porn search was very successful today - i can sms some to you if you’d likeCreepyasHell:
And we need #lgbtwariopenis at #1 trending on EVERY social media platform.
 
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Somebody speaking sense !!!!!! I’ll be honest, I was losing hope in the current generation’s wario/waluigi knowledge - but you have shown me I was wrong :)
As for the roleplay, your message made me incredibly excited (if you know what i mean teehee :) ), I’m currently in a very intense fucking mood, my wario porn search was very successful today - i can sms some to you if you’d likeCreepyasHell:
And we need #lgbtwariopenis at #1 trending on EVERY social media platform.
You my good friend (with benefits ....) are an incredible chap, I too share your feeling of fear over the current fandom status I feel they have lost the intense lust I felt when I first discovered Wario/waluigi. When we start the role play I must admit I’m an avid wine drinker so be prepared YOLO, but I am adamant we ask for waluigi’s consent. Inbox me hun x x x x :runwariorun::S-_-::gutterlydevastated::holup:\(^o^)/ #lgbtwariopenis #loveiswariolove #iminthemoodforsomewingwang
 
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