Waifu Tier list
1. Wario-- Sexiest Bod in Warioware.
2. Ashley-- She's like 10 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
3. Orbulon -- Because he's... OUT OF THIS WORLD AYYYYYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!1!
Wario's greedy personality pleases me and I like how self-centered he is. He's just a fun character to watch!
Ashley is a character I liked since I first played Warioware Touched because she's a witch. That was as deep as my attachment to her was when I was younger. Now that I'm older I can appreciate the contrast of Ashley, a terrifying witch who is super mean to her familiar Red but at the same time she is much younger than one would expect her to be. She's living by herself and her familiar to study magic (I guess?) and hates cute things. ...However, at the end of the day she is still a child when her theme song tells us that she longs to be friends with others but is too shy to ask herself while her outward demenaour and reputation keeps others away. Ashley is a pretty relatable character and I don't find her to be out of place with the rest of the cast even though her stages tend to be more subtle in tone as they deal with Ashley trying to figure out a problem herself or just show her going about her witch activities. I think its a nice mix-up and I enjoy watching Red squirm.
Orbulon is a character I didn't appreciate when I was younger but now I can fully embrace his goofiness. Orbulon wants to take over earth but always fails. Its not because of "Hurr durr humans too great for alien" but instead because Orbulon himself tends to always goof up and ends up in a panic. However, he still hangs around Earth and he seems to crash pretty often. I dunno, I just like him because he's an unaware, intellegent spazz.