While songs like Out of the Woods and even more so Greenhorn Forest have 100% pure unconcentrated Wario DNA and maybe a similar real life equivalent would fit, in my heart, Wario is gangster and I imagine him listening to funk in his Wario Car...
If I had to personify bologna, it would be the insecure kid who never peeps up at school and only goes along with what everyone else does. She never shows her true flavor! I get it, you're not the prettiest deli cut on the market, but don't go...
as the title says, what song that isnt an official theme or that isnt directly inspired by wario would you assign as his theme song
i could list a hundred but id give it to Kickstart My Heart by Motley Crue
honerable mentions:
Piggy Bank - 50...
With all the changes happening to Discord soon and for the foreseeable future everyone who complained about Discord being used as repository was vindicated huh.
hes like an animal, like how dna programmes them to do just one thing, thats what wario is like in getting a castle, hes not conscious, not sentient, but hell fight tooth and nail to be better than mario, his ultimate goal