Saw a post about Wario vs horror enemies, and it makes you realise how much any Nintendo character would obliterate any horror villain or franchise. Put Mario, Link, Samus or Wario in any horror movie or series, and the antagonists are gonna end up dead.
Now he has one piece of cake or even an apple and he's got the poundage of an elephant, or has one beer and he's wasted like Charlie Sheen.