what non-wario song would be warios theme song

[GoblinGreed69]

as the title says, what song that isnt an official theme or that isnt directly inspired by wario would you assign as his theme song

i could list a hundred but id give it to Kickstart My Heart by Motley Crue

honerable mentions:
Piggy Bank - 50 Cent
Sabotage - Beasty Boys
TNT - ACDC
Fat - Weird Al Yankovic
Tacky - Werid Al Yankovic
Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

obviously all the wario nerdcore songs by kevin bennet, random encounters, and more are all awesome

I actually have a wario playlist on spotify with 435 songs and counting, feel free to have a look

 

[noobmurderer34]

While songs like Out of the Woods and even more so Greenhorn Forest have 100% pure unconcentrated Wario DNA and maybe a similar real life equivalent would fit, in my heart, Wario is gangster and I imagine him listening to funk in his Wario Car and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Flashlight by Parliament (Funkadelic had a few names like Parliament Funkadelic)

Part of my decision was inspired by the songs that have major funk influences in Wario Land 4 and Shake It.

Now you got me wondering, since the Mario movie used a lot of licensed songs, I wonder if they'd use one for Wario (and/or Waluigi?) like Bad to the Bone or something

 

[GoblinGreed69]

While songs like Out of the Woods and even more so Greenhorn Forest have 100% pure unconcentrated Wario DNA and maybe a similar real life equivalent would fit, in my heart, Wario is gangster and I imagine him listening to funk in his Wario Car and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Flashlight by Parliament (Funkadelic had a few names like Parliament Funkadelic)

Part of my decision was inspired by the songs that have major funk influences in Wario Land 4 and Shake It.

Now you got me wondering, since the Mario movie used a lot of licensed songs, I wonder if they'd use one for Wario (and/or Waluigi?) like Bad to the Bone or something

i used to be a parliament fan and i only got into them because of wario but i actually hate them lmao

if i was going that way id say james browns "greedy man" or rick james "super freak"