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you should've piledrived them. I am dissapoint. Anyways,nice to know your safe.

I still atleast punched one of them in the groin if that works.

...That didn't actually happen though, right?

yes it did

Damn,your like Popeye but with croissants.

I don't know. I'm strong enough but not strong to the finich.

Well I can take down a kid older than me by biting and clawing him. I've made people bleed too,that may be a factor to why I have barely any friends.

Well ain't that cute, BUT ITS WRONG. Use a tranquilizer dart instead.

long time ago I got jumped by a bunch of guys in the middle of the night in my old neighborhood. Only time in my life I've ever been jumped/robbed....it also happened to be the only time in my life I've ever been high on PCP.

Needless to say I put up a fight

I don't pull my self into too much violence. I'm usually physically weaker than my opponent most of the time. My motto is "I don't attack you,unless you attack me."

Jesus christ man, I've never went through anything like this, but this is honestly one of my worse fears. I'm glad your wife and your friends are safe, and I Hope you get better soon.

Holy moley.... Did you tell them your place was on fire? They should at LEAST oblige! What would they tell a man if he had his pregnant wife in a wheel barrow? "Get out of our turf"? Bloody morons aren't human.

Wow. Sounds like a shitty day.