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Celebrities as musical genres:
Danny Kaye: Polonaise

I have to do mixing automation for the dynamics on this assignment. "We want our mixes to be dynamic so individual parts become prominent as they become musically important, or if we want to lower their level to let other parts come out." Even though from this description it's fucking cancer Windows Sonic bullshit

Within the last 24 hours, SoundCloud Stats has taught me that there are two places in this world with the names Huntertown and Nicholasville. Who the fuck comes up with these names?

I'll be the first to tell you; stupidface's SC likes list I pretty much consider my highlight reel, because our music tastes are similar enough to where I can say with relative confidence that the tracks of mine he's liked are tracks that I would hit like even if I wasn't myself.

So, let me also be the first to say, words can not describe how fucking goddamn happy I am that he doesn't have Tainted Love on that playlist. Don't get me wrong, it's a good song, but it's a victim of oversaturation by my mother's hand. She's got a lot of 80s music that's pretty dope, and if I hadn't heard this song 50 jillion times from the ages of 9 to 13 maybe I wouldn't harbor resent towards just how goddamn well the track's analytics are doing.

Oh, and although it's a little bit tempting, I ain't gonna pull a Pigmask and fucking obliterate the shit at the expense of hundreds' enjoyment of the track.
...Like so many Undertale SoundClouds have done to me. Fucking bastards, I LIKED THOSE SONGS.

OH GOD MY KNUCKLE ITCHES

God I miss having a square avatar.
Can we bring back square-shaped pfp's, please? This vector-ass circular shit gets on my nerves

Someone help me. Is this an original or pre-existing tune. THIS SONG IS DOPE PLEASE HELP ME

Christ, a full 10.1% of the people who've listened to that Tainted Love I posted hit the like button, which a full 4% more than the play:likes ratios for all three of the Related Tracks, which all have more plays than me. I don't even like this (version of the) song that much, and yet, every time I hit the notifications bell it's on there at least once. I've been playing with powers I did not understand.

Dude, ffffuck IBS, homes.

Like, as I'm typing this I'm wondering if I'm gonna have to put this post on hold so I can go to the bathroom again.

Apparently that picture of Pooh in the wingback has become a meme.

Calling a phone a Mobile is one of the cutest Britishisms.

If I were to become a successful YouTuber, I'd wanna get a sponsorship deal with those cats that made File Blender, 'cause that shit's fly as hell, homes.
Probably the best file converter that you can for free online right now. I don't even remember how I found it last time (I even forgot the name of the program), I had to copy it over from my old computer, but ever since that time I've always remembered the name of the program.

people out there really be named Poppy

As a nickname that's cute as hell, but as an honest-to-god birth certificate name
I'd have to question the parents' sanity, know what'm sayin' ...Mother 1-ass name, swear to god

I find it interesting how iconic The Canyons Int. Music's synth arpeggio is, considering that's all it is, a series of arpeggios. Badass arpeggios, but still.

Beyond the Headrush = Tainted Love sample?

This morning I dreamed that Rudy became friends with some little blonde-haired boy named Kay. Said Kay lived in a trailer with his also blonde mother (she had rather faded colors in comparison to her vibrant son, and looked pretty ratty, but I remember thinking "oh, I like how the contrast here is subtly reinforcing the idea that this mom is doing the best she can for her son"), in an area that looked like a cross between my paternal grandparents' street and that one Desktop wallpaper my aunt had where it was a long-ass road with big trees all along it. It was all rainy and puddles were all around. Rudy and Kay (in a little hat and raincoat) were splashing about in the overcast weather, Rudy was going along with the little one's every childish idea, and it was really sweet.
My brain told me that the basic rundown for the episode was supposed to be Rudy endearing himself to the boy and his mom, but also trying to keep the gang from finding out that ol' Rough Tough Rudy was a big old softie like the rest of them (he refused to say that he was a babysitter, even though he knew that's exactly what he was-- prolly would use the excuse that 'he isn't getting paid, therefore it doesn't count, ha ha'), and I believe the bits where Bill would cut in boiled down to 'not all trailer trash is trailer trash, some of them are just unfortunate', know what'm sayin'.
I wonder if I should, like, write this.

The most depressing thing about Disney World in my experience has been re-riding It's a Small World, because as the years go by it becomes increasingly clear that it's seen practically zero maintenance. That bit with the tiger under the umbrella still has that little bundle of streamers leaning over one side instead of being properly draped over it like my first visit that I can remember since I "turned on" as a human being, which was literally almost a decade ago, now. The rain part used to be my favorite, and it was the first to go :'(

What the fuck were Fone/Phoney/the-tall-one Bone even supposed to be, anyway? I always assumed they were supposed to be like living Bone Marrow.
Also I forgot about Thorn, somehow? She's fuckin' hot, btw?
I also forgot about how they had that flashback towards the end where they revealed that her grandmother was like in her 40s when she was born and how that had me completely amazed as a chillun because I thought grandparents were without fail already old when you got there, and that was just an unwritten rule of the world.

That Little Drummer Boy thing I linked stupidface had an amazon listing for all of Bone as one complete volume and I was gonna make a joke about going at it for a really long time, but I ended up going to the listing because that shit was fly as a kid and totally got sidetracked. These were pretty much my thoughts while looking at the Amazon page.
...Oh yeah, and there was that one tiny purple rat-horn that-- OH, SMILEY, that was his name (I think)-- and he fucked off at the end of Rocque Jaw Master of the Eastern Border, but he came back later and beat the shit out of the brown n grey rathorns that would keep reappearing. Also, there was the super big one that they and a bunch of other rathorns worked for that didn't really look like them all that much, and he got his tooth stuck in Thorn's arm when he died I think, and uhhhh I forget who but someone stabbed his head and that made that ratty-ass hag mad or smth