Alternate universe where Wario meets Starlow

What do you want him to do?

  • Wild-Swing-Ding her

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Piledrive her

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Shoulder Bash her

    Votes: 1 25.0%
  • Throw her against a wall like a bouncy ball

    Votes: 3 75.0%

  • Total voters
    4
Starlow: Do you know how to punch?
Wario: Yes.
Starlow: Are you sure?
Wario: Yeah.
Starlow: Want an explanation?
Wario: What? No!
Starlow: Are you really sure?
Wario: Yes! -.-
Starlow: Are you su--
Wario: STOP IT! Now I know how Mario and Luigi feel!
 
I'm gonna go ahead and say give her the classic, the ol' Shoulder Bash. Simple, effective, and iconic.

100% class baby
 
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