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Are you sure about that ? With Wario running around when he gets burnt, it's implied that he still feels pain. You sure you wanna get burnt alive but continue to live to feel pain ? I don't think you wanna try out Hell's early access demo.
Hey, Wario might feel pain when burnt, but he will inevitably burn to ashes and reform! Then it is like nothing happened. Truly poetic of Wario, like a phoenix, but so much more beautiful.
 
Hey, Wario might feel pain when burnt, but he will inevitably burn to ashes and reform! Then it is like nothing happened. Truly poetic of Wario, like a phoenix, but so much more beautiful.
What if you were thrown really deep into a pit of fire, though ? You wouldn't be able to get back up and would you just burn to ashes and reform only to be burnt again over and over again praying that the fire would be put out. If you're lucky, it's gonna be in a country where it rains often but if it happens in the Sahara or something you better pray for that annual rain to come soon... And that's if it happens outside.
 
What if you were thrown really deep into a pit of fire, though ? You wouldn't be able to get back up and would you just burn to ashes and reform only to be burnt again over and over again praying that the fire would be put out. If you're lucky, it's gonna be in a country where it rains often but if it happens in the Sahara or something you better pray for that annual rain to come soon... And that's if it happens outside.
With my Wario immortality, I can just wait out the fire because I simply don't want to die. Sure, it would be painful, but I would survive. Then I use my Wario immortality to get a hold of whoever threw me into the pit!!!!!
 
With my Wario immortality, I can just wait out the fire because I simply don't want to die. Sure, it would be painful, but I would survive. Then I use my Wario immortality to get a hold of whoever threw me into the pit!!!!!
Yeah but you wouldn't be able to get back up.

Anyways, next problem : John often says that Shrek is a "prime" movie and Michael would like to verify that. To do this, he decides to take the whole movie's script and do the sum of all the letters by their order in the alphabet (so A=1; B=2 and so on).

A) What would that sum be equal too ?
B) Would it be "prime" ?
 
Do you like old music? Do you like 80' songs?

Do you would like to live adventures like videogames characters?

Did you read comics? What are your favorite comics?

Do you know to cook? What are your favorite foods that you like to cook?

My navite laguage is spanish, I am not a very expert for talk in english, do I speak english well?
 
Anyways, next problem : John often says that Shrek is a "prime" movie and Michael would like to verify that. To do this, he decides to take the whole movie's script and do the sum of all the letters by their order in the alphabet (so A=1; B=2 and so on).

A) What would that sum be equal too ?
B) Would it be "prime" ?
Another trick question, while you're solving this problem, Shrek sneaks up and tells you what ogres do to people. Much worse than an giant. (He'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin, they'll shave your liver, SQUEEZE the jelly from your eyes!)

What's your favourite style and direction for Wario Land?
Definitely Wario Land 4. Might be a cliche answer, but Wario Land 4 just has such a nasty way with the designs that I feel just screams Wario style. Like all the bosses are fucking hideous, aside from maybe Aerodent. I also just love the gameplay, after all that exploring you've done, you have to run the hell away as the whole level threatens to take away what you've gathered if you aren't quick enough. I do like the bosses, but I really fucking hate Aerodent, he's the exception again. The cutest boss is also the biggest piece of shit!!

Sound design is also lovely too, from the distortion of Wario's voice to the really strange soundtrack! The feeling of collecting a diamond gives me a sense of euphoria, the sound effect is so good. Lots to love with Wario Land 4.

Do you like old music? Do you like 80' songs?

Do you would like to live adventures like videogames characters?

Did you read comics? What are your favorite comics?

Do you know to cook? What are your favorite foods that you like to cook?

My navite laguage is spanish, I am not a very expert for talk in english, do I speak english well?
1. Love 80s music, Oingo Boigo gets me groovin.
2. Living the adventures of video game characters would be interesting, but I'd 100% die to something stupid haha
3. I don't read too many comics or manga, but I did read through a fair bit of Yotsuba when I was in early high school.
4. Unfortunately, I'm a terrible cook! I can bake fish, but that's about it.
5. I can understand you, so I'd say you speak English well! That's the bare minimum for an American though, unless it's one of those people who will go on rants about how beautiful the English language is. Avoid those people at all costs.
 
I like Wario, and have noticed this place in the past. Also helps that I wish for forums to come back, but we all know that's not happening
Tbf I do hope they come back so that people that want to join a certain community old and new so they can talk about their favourite things about said franchise. example: this forum
 
Tbf I do hope they come back so that people that want to join a certain community old and new so they can talk about their favourite things about said franchise. example: this forum
We need the Wario Forum Renaissance... would love for this place to be more active. :wariocaraltalt:

Couldn't agree more! If it ain't ugly, it ain't Wario Land. And yeah Aerodent is a bitch! It took me forever to beat him on S-Hard
Don't forget extremely weird! Extremely weird is also very Wario. Wario World got that memo down, shout outs to Red-Brief J for having a notable bulge.

Once again though, fuck Aerodent, death by firing squad for him. Eradicate Aerodent on sight... actually, I need to do a Super Hard play through. I've only done a hard and normal mode play through as of yet. Might have to reunlock S-Hard though because my old computer that I had been emulating on died, so my saves are gone.
 
Once again though, fuck Aerodent, death by firing squad for him. Eradicate Aerodent on sight...
Honestly, I think all of the bosses in the game are really anoying.... heck, all of the bosses in the franchise dare I say. Bosses weren't Wario Land's strong point anyways.

Since we're in the topic, I guess I could ask if you like a boss specifically in the Wario games. Maybe there is one I overlooked ?
 
Honestly, I think all of the bosses in the game are really anoying.... heck, all of the bosses in the franchise dare I say. Bosses weren't Wario Land's strong point anyways.

Since we're in the topic, I guess I could ask if you like a boss specifically in the Wario games. Maybe there is one I overlooked ?
I like most the bosses in Wario Land 4, except Aerodent, I used the shop to cheese that cunt with the item he's weak to. I find the others ones fun once I get them down though! As for other bosses in the series, I find Wario Land 3's to be super annoying. Not a fan of the way they send your ass out of the arena and force you to crawl back. I get Wario is invulnerable, but they really should have come up with something else other than obnoxious ass bosses like that.

Wario World's bosses are all fun to fight in my opinion, but that might come down to the fact I think beating the shit out of things in that game is very very very satisfying. Plus it's amusing to see Wario lift and spin really huge enemies that Mario could not even dream of doing that with.
 
I find Wario Land 3's to be super annoying. Not a fan of the way they send your ass out of the arena and force you to crawl back. I get Wario is invulnerable, but they really should have come up with something else other than obnoxious ass bosses like that.
Yeah, they do the same thing in Wario Land 2. It's really annoying, but I guess there's not a million way to design a boss when you're immortal, especally on the hardware they had but still.... Those bosses suck. If they are to make a new Wario Land game, I hope he won't be immortal.

Wario World's bosses are all fun to fight in my opinion, but that might come down to the fact I think beating the shit out of things in that game is very very very satisfying. Plus it's amusing to see Wario lift and spin really huge enemies that Mario could not even dream of doing that with.
Eh... I've only played through the first world of that game and got bored... Didn't find it much entertaining, neither did I find the boss fun but eh. Opinions and tastes differ.
 
Yeah, they do the same thing in Wario Land 2. It's really annoying, but I guess there's not a million way to design a boss when you're immortal, especally on the hardware they had but still.... Those bosses suck. If they are to make a new Wario Land game, I hope he won't be immortal.
I would not mind another immortal Wario game, but if they did that, I hope they just exclude the bosses, or make them have some sort of threat other than robbing your ass of time. Maybe something about stealing money? Stealing Wario's money hurts him more than any physical damage ever could.
 
I would not mind another immortal Wario game, but if they did that, I hope they just exclude the bosses, or make them have some sort of threat other than robbing your ass of time. Maybe something about stealing money? Stealing Wario's money hurts him more than any physical damage ever could.
Eh... I just don't find immortal gameplay to be very entertaining. Currently playing through Wario Land 3 and (almost) finished Wario Land 2 and I found the immortal mechanic to hurt the game for than anything. Dodging well placed enemies is something I found very fun in platformers, but in the Wario Land games, sometimes I feel the enemies are placed randomly (even in 4).

(Also I just noticed I type "eh...." way too much in tmy posts)
 
Eh... I just don't find immortal gameplay to be very entertaining. Currently playing through Wario Land 3 and (almost) finished Wario Land 2 and I found the immortal mechanic to hurt the game for than anything. Dodging well placed enemies is something I found very fun in platformers, but in the Wario Land games, sometimes I feel the enemies are placed randomly (even in 4).
I think the heart of 3 and 4 is the exploration, so I feel it fits that the enemies are fucking annoying and try to halt said exploration. Regardless of where they go, I just hope they don't go the 1 and VB route. I played Wario Land 1 after WL3 & WL4, so getting turned into a little bitch for touching an enemy is weird for me.
 
I honestly think being little Wario is worse than just getting knocked out of the arena in 2 and 3. Get hit once by a boss and you're just done because Tiny Wario can't do shit. Just have to let the bastard kill you. :shulk:
I wouldn't say it's worse but it does feel very unpowerful to be small Wario. You're basicaly Mario but worse at that point. But at least you can grab a Garlic to become big again.

Come to think of it they shoud do a new life system. Kinda like the DKC game had an inventive life system with each charcter being a life, maybe Wario can come up with something new and fun.
 
I wouldn't say it's worse but it does feel very unpowerful to be small Wario. You're basicaly Mario but worse at that point. But at least you can grab a Garlic to become big again.

Come to think of it they shoud do a new life system. Kinda like the DKC game had an inventive life system with each charcter being a life, maybe Wario can come up with something new and fun.
I don't think any Wario game had lives except the VB one, so I don't see why they'd add lives tbh. I think life systems are useless in this day and age too, so I don't see too much of a point in them. Well, unless your game has to be beaten in one sitting like, say, Virtual Boy Wario Land.

As for another reason why I feel Tiny Wario is worse, it's for the reason you listed. It feels unpowerful. It just doesn't feel like the badass, macho treasure hunter I know and love. I could imagine him getting pushed away and then returning, because he's not giving up, but seeing Wario so tiny and weak isn't too fun, especially in a boss fight where garlic isn't an option :(
 
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