Hullo, hullay! Good evenin', I say!

[Mr. Cyril J. Proudbottom]

One fine mornin', me mum took a slam.
And out came little me -- came out wit'uh bam!

Me dad promptly ran off, come the following morn'.
He didn't pay the taxes, 'cause he was much too forlorn.

So the years went by, and I found meself the web.
I love that Wario chap, so here is where I'll drop me jeb!

I'm lookin' forward to chattin', and shootin' the breeze.
But don't talk to me twin brother -- he's a mighty big sleaze.

Righty-o, guv'nah!

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

Catchy little diddy you got there eh?

Aye @Mr. Cyril J. Proudbottom and welcome to WarioForums where the gold is good and the garlic is better. Have a rotten stay, Wahaha!

 

[Mr. Cyril J. Proudbottom]

You say the gold is good, but me heart says naught.
I think you're a liar, a cheat, and a thot!

But yer message contained words, and yer words aren't conformative.
So, have a rating -- yer post was most informative.

Cheerio, chastity!

 

[TB100]

A bit late on my part, but welcome Mr Cyril to our wahnderful Wario Forums
hope you have a rotten old good time here!

 

[CM30]

I keep reading his posts in the voice of Nigel Thornberry for some reason. Or thinking he's Henry Hatsworth from the DS game of the same name...

 

[niogio]

Mighty gay.

 

[niogio]

One fine mornin', me mum took a slam.
And out came little me -- came out wit'uh bam!

Me dad promptly ran off, come the following morn'.
He didn't pay the taxes, 'cause he was much too forlorn.

So the years went by, and I found meself the web.
I love that Wario chap, so here is where I'll drop me jeb!

I'm lookin' forward to chattin', and shootin' the breeze.
But don't talk to me twin brother -- he's a mighty big sleaze.

Righty-o, guv'nah!

Get serious. Y ok u

One fine mornin', me mum took a slam.
And out came little me -- came out wit'uh bam!

Me dad promptly ran off, come the following morn'.
He didn't pay the taxes, 'cause he was much too forlorn.

So the years went by, and I found meself the web.
I love that Wario chap, so here is where I'll drop me jeb!

I'm lookin' forward to chattin', and shootin' the breeze.
But don't talk to me twin brother -- he's a mighty big sleaze.

Righty-o, guv'nah!

You are let me say in simplistic words--U.R a moron. COLEE COLAH COLAY WHAT A FRAJOYUS DAY!!@