barrylawn reminds me so much of ShakespeareHemmingway, another fan fiction writer who wrote ridiculous stories with Garfield the cat. His escapades include defeating Kanye West in order to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show and wanting to attend Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding. Yes the stories are that old.https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11820454/1/wario-DREAM-land
Another masterpiece written by the weed guy.
then wario went to kat anas dojo and learned how to use a katana so he could cut the banker up. it took 200 years but eventually he mastered it.
My favorite quote from his stories is this:
"Garfield rushed to the driver who was hurt bad.
"My friend, your sacrifice will not be in vain, I will eat you, and your strength will be mine own." Said Garfield tenderly to the driver. And so Garfield ate the driver."