Let me tell you a shitty, boring story. About games. About feels.
I begged my parents to get an original xbox in 2004. Mechassault and halo blew up my stupid kid mind, and I wanted the biggest, shiniest toy. And so they did.
It came with a double disc of tetris worlds and star wars: the clone wars
This stupid game:
I expected star wars to be the predictable licensed trash but when I played it I LOVED it. It wasn't a very deep game. Nor was it very well produced. But what it had is JEDI not doing jedi shit but inexplicably driving VEHICLES and shooting SHIT at BIG ROBOTS. Little me lapped that up.
But after like a year, the disc went bad. The clone wars half didn't go past the initial loading screen. I tried a ton of cleaning and scratch-repair solutions but nothing brought it back to life. No longer would I control Mace Windu in really shitty and simplistic lightsaber sequences nor would I get to hear the worst voice actor for Obi-Wan. Ever.
Then the xbox died and i didn't bother to replace it until two weeks ago. I heard the revision for my new Xbox model had a better and more reliable disc drive, so I inserted the game in and *it fucking worked*.
And thus, after many years, I'm able to reexperience a cornerstone of my childhood. Not a generation-defining act, or a beloved cartoon that stands up to an adult mind, but a mediocre Star Wars prequels tie-in. And being a mature, intelligent individual... I figured that was worth expressing.
I begged my parents to get an original xbox in 2004. Mechassault and halo blew up my stupid kid mind, and I wanted the biggest, shiniest toy. And so they did.
It came with a double disc of tetris worlds and star wars: the clone wars
This stupid game:
I expected star wars to be the predictable licensed trash but when I played it I LOVED it. It wasn't a very deep game. Nor was it very well produced. But what it had is JEDI not doing jedi shit but inexplicably driving VEHICLES and shooting SHIT at BIG ROBOTS. Little me lapped that up.
But after like a year, the disc went bad. The clone wars half didn't go past the initial loading screen. I tried a ton of cleaning and scratch-repair solutions but nothing brought it back to life. No longer would I control Mace Windu in really shitty and simplistic lightsaber sequences nor would I get to hear the worst voice actor for Obi-Wan. Ever.
Then the xbox died and i didn't bother to replace it until two weeks ago. I heard the revision for my new Xbox model had a better and more reliable disc drive, so I inserted the game in and *it fucking worked*.
And thus, after many years, I'm able to reexperience a cornerstone of my childhood. Not a generation-defining act, or a beloved cartoon that stands up to an adult mind, but a mediocre Star Wars prequels tie-in. And being a mature, intelligent individual... I figured that was worth expressing.