If you dress up as a banana and eat a banana is that called canabananalism?
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What do you give a canibal that shows up late to dinner
A cold shoulder.
What is the difference between a dirty bus station and a shrimp with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, while the other is a busty crustacean
This one is a little bit dark, but if you are into black comedy like me you'll like it.
What is worse than 5 dead bodies in a container?
What is worse than 5 dead bodies in a container?
One dead body in 5 containers.
So a psychic midget busted out of jail
A smaller medium is a large
A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says ¨What in the world? A talking horse!¨
What is Donald Trump's favourite music album?
The Wall
Three close friends are shipwrecked on an uninhabited island. One of them finds a genie in a bottle.
The genie thanks the men for freeing him and gives them three wishes. The men decide to share them, one wish for each.
The first man wishes: ¨I want to go home.¨ He is brought back home immediately.
The second man wishes: ¨I wanna go home too.¨ He is also transported back to where the men live.
The third man is feeling a bit lonely now: ¨I miss my friends. I want them to come back. ¨
The genie thanks the men for freeing him and gives them three wishes. The men decide to share them, one wish for each.
The first man wishes: ¨I want to go home.¨ He is brought back home immediately.
The second man wishes: ¨I wanna go home too.¨ He is also transported back to where the men live.
The third man is feeling a bit lonely now: ¨I miss my friends. I want them to come back. ¨
My sex life
Hahahaha, hehehehe, *sniffle* *cries*
Hahahaha, hehehehe, *sniffle* *cries*
Not sure if I can come up with something.
it might be because coming up with a joke is challenging sometimes.
not that I'm incapable of creating a joke, mind you.
though on this day, it has been quite the challenge to create one.
even when I try my hardest, one doesn't strike my thoughts.
nobody should have to work this hard to come up with a joke, but here I am.
don't think lower of me just because I can't come up with a solid joke this time.
or else I might have to steal your chocolate bars.
it might be because coming up with a joke is challenging sometimes.
not that I'm incapable of creating a joke, mind you.
though on this day, it has been quite the challenge to create one.
even when I try my hardest, one doesn't strike my thoughts.
nobody should have to work this hard to come up with a joke, but here I am.
don't think lower of me just because I can't come up with a solid joke this time.
or else I might have to steal your chocolate bars.
Can't spell success without succ.
(A little dirty)
Two hunters are out in the woods, in a hunting stand. The one in the hat is just sitting there, while the one in the coat is looking through a rifle scope for deer. Coat turns to Hat and says, "Hey, man, I can see your cabin from here, your wife's cheating on you with another guy!" That made Hat pretty angry, so he said to Coat, who was still holding the rifle, to "Shoot her in the head, and shoot him in the privates!" Coat looks, takes aim, and says, "I can get that in one shot!"
Two hunters are out in the woods, in a hunting stand. The one in the hat is just sitting there, while the one in the coat is looking through a rifle scope for deer. Coat turns to Hat and says, "Hey, man, I can see your cabin from here, your wife's cheating on you with another guy!" That made Hat pretty angry, so he said to Coat, who was still holding the rifle, to "Shoot her in the head, and shoot him in the privates!" Coat looks, takes aim, and says, "I can get that in one shot!"
And assume makes an ass of u & me.
Why do pedophiles never win races?
They always come in a little behind!
If a man speaks his mind in the forest and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Saw this one on game faqs, don't know where this guy got the joke. Probably somwhere else on the internet, anyways.
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
Tell the doctors that you have prostate cancer so they stick a finger up your arse.