According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
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What do you call people who use the temperature method of contraception?
Parents.
Parents.
New Wario game..............
you mean the release date for the new wario game
Only a few would understand the joke behind this picture I made.
heres a joke, joel not being able to break an os.Only a few would understand the joke behind this picture I made.
your sex life on cigs
tfw you're famous because you're famous/ famous for being famous. how did she get a fricking show anyway?
An Xbox and a Playstation got into an accident. Here comes the ambulance: WiiuWiiuWiiuWiiuWiiuWiiuWiiu!
want to know what the guy said before he kicked the bucket?
"how far do you think i can kick this bucket?"
"how far do you think i can kick this bucket?"
Why is pissing your pants like being happy?
Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling.
incoming pervy-ness
One snatches your watch and the other watches your snatch
whats the difference between a circumcision and a beheading? because im pretty sure either way ive lost my head...
im not sure which head i was thinking with
im not sure which head i was thinking with
Playing doctor is for kids
Let's play gynecologist
my hopes and dreams
Two men are walking along the railway tracks. One man turns to the other and yells...
"Hey, Murphy! Where's Fred?"
"He's dead."
"Oh dear..... What happened to him?"
"He got his finger run over by a train"
"Well, that shouldn't kill him!"
"Yeah.... but he was picking his nose at the time"
"Hey, Murphy! Where's Fred?"
"He's dead."
"Oh dear..... What happened to him?"
"He got his finger run over by a train"
"Well, that shouldn't kill him!"
"Yeah.... but he was picking his nose at the time"
Go up to someone you don't like and ask them:
You wanna hear a joke?
You wanna hear a joke?
your mixtape.
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A red a blue ship crashed in the caribbian
Ban pre shredded cheeze
They are marrooned
Ban pre shredded cheeze
Make america grate again