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[๖ۣۜHex Scout]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

What do you call people who use the temperature method of contraception?

Parents.

 

[๖ۣۜHex Scout]

New Wario game..............

 

[Pajamas720]

New Wario game..............

you mean the release date for the new wario game

 

[๖ۣۜHex Scout]

Only a few would understand the joke behind this picture I made.

 

[Pajamas720]

Only a few would understand the joke behind this picture I made.

heres a joke, joel not being able to break an os.

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

your sex life on cigs

 

[Ninja_Cat]

Keeping up with the Kardashians.

 

[Pajamas720]

Keeping up with the Kardashians.

tfw you're famous because you're famous/ famous for being famous. how did she get a fricking show anyway?

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

An Xbox and a Playstation got into an accident. Here comes the ambulance: WiiuWiiuWiiuWiiuWiiuWiiuWiiu!

 

[Pajamas720]

want to know what the guy said before he kicked the bucket?

"how far do you think i can kick this bucket?"

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

Why is pissing your pants like being happy?

Spoiler

Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling.

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

incoming pervy-ness

Spoiler: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom

One snatches your watch and the other watches your snatch

 

[Pajamas720]

whats the difference between a circumcision and a beheading? because im pretty sure either way ive lost my head...
im not sure which head i was thinking with

 

[Metal]

modern rare

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

Playing doctor is for kids

Spoiler: So...

Let's play gynecologist

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

my hopes and dreams

 

[Dangerous Duck]

Two men are walking along the railway tracks. One man turns to the other and yells...

"Hey, Murphy! Where's Fred?"

"He's dead."

"Oh dear..... What happened to him?"

"He got his finger run over by a train"

"Well, that shouldn't kill him!"

"Yeah.... but he was picking his nose at the time"

 

[Jobless Music]

Go up to someone you don't like and ask them:
You wanna hear a joke?

Spoiler: answer

your mixtape.

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

A red a blue ship crashed in the caribbian

Spoiler: beep beep

They are marrooned

Ban pre shredded cheeze

Spoiler: boop boop

Make america grate again