I don't watch COMIC BOOK MOVIES for realism or non-comic-book odds.
I know that seemed harsh, but come on!
In this case, sure, I'm just nitpicking, I don't give a shit about comic book movies either, but your reply reminded me of another thing, one which I hate a fuckton more, and really shouldn't ever be used to excuse something dumb. The world of a fictional story may not necessarily follow all the rules of real life, but it can still retain realism
in the context of itself, know what'm sayin'?
Like, Lord of the Rings for example: despite the main characters being knee-high and having inches-thick leather for feet, and the fact that Sauron, the Ring, and the Balrog literally
exist, it still never feels unrealistic in the context of its universe. However, the Super Hero movie follows most of our real-life rules, because it's supposed to
be exactly
that only it just so happens that superheroes/villains exist. So,
within that context, I may as well think about things such as
basic probability calculation like it follows said rules. To be fair I went into that originally thinking it was a multiverse thing and not a probability thing, so that skewed my vision a bit (because
1 universe out of 14 million
would be total hackney dogshit)
I don't give a FUCK if the movie is about goddamn tap-dancing lemurs, if something seems dumb I'm gonna bloody-well say so. Denouncing something completely because of the medium it was made in or the nature of what it comes from, that's like saying "it's just a game" or "it's just a cartoon". They're lame-brained excuses for saying certain facets of a work should be ignored, and that has
always been horseshit.
Like, you could say the same thing about Wario Land 4, really. Say for example:
how does Wario enter the paintings? Oh, the Frog Switch.
Well, how does that work? I like to think that they tap into the painting's "potential energy", so to speak, drawing from the picture's vibes and the care put into it, and converting that into a means of opening a portal to the world envisioned while the artist was painting them. "
Wow, that's a pretty cool bit of speculation", you might say. BUT, at the same time though, you could ALSO just as easily "explain" it by saying "
it's just a GaAaMe". Which one sounds more appealing?
You might argue "but dats diffwent" in regards to Wario, but I'd argue that's just because you care about Wario shit. It's a lot easier to write off things you don't care about. Even if you don't care about the media piece in question, "it's just a (insert form of medium)" is a shit excuse every time. You're better off outright saying you don't give a shit then spouting that "it's
just a" nonsense.
As far as stupid bullshit excuses regarding entertainment media goes, it's up there with "
don't hate the player, hate the game". FUCKING
NO GODDAMMIT, I
WILL HATE THE PLAYER BECAUSE IT'S
YOUR FUCKING FAULT I'M LOSING,
FUCK YOU.