I have made one on how Wario met Ashley:
And a special friend tells the story:
"How I Met Ashley By Wario:"
One day, I was riding my super awesome Bike of awesomeness when I found a Creepy House. Mona said to me that their was large amounts of treasure there. I, in my awesomely amazing Treasure Hunting suit from Wario Land, went inside to explore the house. Babies knock on the door, and I'm not a baby, so I shoulder charged into the door.
I smelt a creepy kind of witch cauldron smell, when out of the blue.
"Whoooooo are Youuuuuuu stranger?" A creepy voice on the roof said.
Me, not being a baby, replied.
"I'm a Wario!"
The voice said "Warioooo, you will be dooooomed!"
Not being scared, I avoided all the traps in the house. Spiders, trap doors, leaky water, and no light were just the start.
I then came to a room, where a small flying devil thing was guarding. He was asleep, so I walked past him, careful not to make a fart.
I found inside the room, a weird, ponytailed little girl was standing. She had a microphone. I suspected she was the booming voice I heard earlier.
I said to little girl "Where is the treasure for a me Wario?, little gal?"
She was crying, and started to whimper in little voice ways. Not being a fan of crying, I passed her and found the treasure load. I started to play in it and took a chunk of it in a bag back to my house.
The girl grabbed my feet, and said "Please let me be your friend, I'm Ashley please!"
Not caring, I said "Sure" and ditched her. She looked happy as she began to start working at my company.
Personally, I only cared about her treasure.
THE END!