Yeah, that was a nice bit of informal text in that manual. Still not quite on the level of Wario or Cranky Kong, but that was still pretty funny. Gotta love how their FAQ included "I hate brussels sprouts."
Damn, I want Cranky Kong to be in the manual and riff on this game so bad. xD
- Story Mode (10 Mario Challenge) -
"Story? That's a laugh! Rescue the princess? How long did it take you to come up with that? If you're too lazy to think of a story at least be man enough to own up to it!"
- 100 Mario Challenge -
"What's this? They give you 100 lives for a couple of crummy levels? Why don't you just abolish game overs while you're at it? In fact, why not just serve the players their victories on a silver platter? Having to play these hard levels is just going to hurt their widdle feelings and we can't have that now, can we?
Bah! You sissies make me sick! I'd give you no more than three lives and if you can't make it you'd have to deal with it!"
- Rating System -
"Oh, of course, there's no way to give a level a negative rating. At Nintendo everyone is a winner, no matter how lousily designed your levels are.
Listen, boneheads! You'll never improve if you can't face the fact that you're rubbish at designing! Maybe you should just stick to playing levels made by people who are better at this than you."
- Amiibo costumes -
"I can't believe there's no costume of me in this game! What, am I too old for you? Am I not cool enough for you? Did you even see how much butt I kicked in Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze?
Listen, you spoiled little brats! Without me Jump Man would've never become the Superstar he is today and this whole game wouldn't even exist so pay some respect!
Ugh! That's it! I'm outta here!"
