Why is it that none of the Prince of Persia games after Sands of Time seem to come anywhere near as close to having as great a story?
I heard that Forgotten Sands comes close but failed to realize that the Prince's smarmy attitude was just compensating for his daddy issues.
In other words, I'm probably going to purchase that one instead of Two Thrones after I get over my already stewing hatred for the story in Warrior Within & play the damn thing-- it's horrendously clear that it's a completely different writer/team of writers and the direction they took, even from the premise that the instruction manual paints for you, feels like that one fanfic with over a thousand kudos but you just can't get into it and wonder why the hell so many people got its rating that high. There isn't enough porn of Shahdee on top of that to make up for it karmatically, either, so it just feels like insult to injury.
I keep hearing this sound that sounds exactly like the Luigi's Mansion "key appears" cling sound effect out of the corner of my ear and I don't know why. It sounds almost exactly like it and I know it isn't my brother's GameCube in yon room because he never plays the damn thing but FUCK.
I'VE HEARD IT LIKE SIX TIMES. WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM
That video that rates all the Old SpongeBob episodes: you could've used Scrunge oh apparently that isn't real
You could've used CringeBob or something. It fits about as well as ScumBob but at least it actually describes what the criteria is!
ScumBob is just such a travesty that I've never forgotten it. It continues to plague me.
In other news, m-- well actually if I say what it is I'll instantly lose the motivation needed to do it, because the human brain is fucking such low scum that it'll give you the same amount of dopamine & feeling of accomplishment from announcing something that it'd give from finishing the damn thing. What a shitsucker. Get bent, lowlife.
It's kind of ironic that I can't be bothered to keep a Journal considering that's pretty much what this is.
"Just don't expect me to be all 'Dear Diary' this and 'Dear Diary' that."
Man, after the majesty that was Old School I'm surprised that the one immediately following that (Double Down?) was as lacklustre as it was.
...Jesus Christ, I've been collecting these books for an upwards of ten years, now. I think I'm caught up, but I don't know. Ironically, I don't keep up with the yearly releases. I do believe we're on 12, currently. Dunno if there's a 13th, or if there even will be, because I still haven't gotten around to reading 12. ...I've been thinking about doing an audiobook for Old School ever since I read it for my family during a long-ish car trip back when the book was still new, but then again my voice may be a bit deep for that, now. I speak at a relatively high register, though, so I don't know. Perhaps I could get my brother to do it?
But then I still can't get him to recite the Sorcerer's Stone movie from memory, even though he knows it word for word.
I reeeally wanna see him do it because I know he can, but he's the immovable object to the rest of humanity's but especially my unstoppable force.
I'm shitty enough at music to be bad at harmonizing with songs that don't have a strong bassline, but good enough to know that if I can harmonize perfectly by instinct, then the song probably has a strong bassline, or at the very least a good stand-in.
Whose idea was it to include that 808 Cowbell in the Album version of US Tidal Tempest? They need to be fired.
Wait hold on. Extra sections where they exclude some of the instruments... this will prove useful.