uhhh 'relatively obscure cute girl' thread

[Crescent-Moon Villager]

L-l-l-lewdness!? I don't know what you mean, I'm a pillar of uncompromising moral fortitude.

 

[Kokonoe]

L-l-l-lewdness!? I don't know what you mean, I'm a pillar of uncompromising moral fortitude.

Oh, but of course! Clearly you're a maiden of the utmost purity.

Only such a warm and loving individual would write such wholesome sentences of blissful appeal.

I am infatuated with your pure heart, but I know I am not worthy of it. For you are the divine and I am a sinner.

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

Have you ever had that there's a certain character in a video game that you didn't pay much attention to at first, but did because of the sequel? Because that's exactly what happened to me lately with a lady named Mona. No not this Mona (though she could fit here just fine when you consider the WarioWare series as a whole to be relatively obscure.) No, I am talking about a homonymous character from the Shovel Knight series:

In the original game she was pretty ¨meh¨, but then I played the Plague of Shadows campaign where she got much more characterisation and since then I came to like her more in the original too, especially when you know the story behind her. Undeniably, her new appearance was also an important factor in this, which I think made her stand out more and look cuter. I must say, since the new artwork, she looks also a lot hotter, with her aubergine hair, absinthe green skin and cool cape being more defined now. These are things I also like in other characters: for the ¨Amazing technicolour population¨ and ¨You gotta have blue hair¨ tropes, as TV Tropes calls them, this is a lot because of the Shantae series I think, where most of the main cast has at least one of these traits. And capes are always cool, not only for superheroes, but also Alchemists like Mona, and even princesses like Princess Remedy, which I've always thought resembled Mona from Shovel Knight a bit.

By the way, I'd recommend the Shovel Knight series to anyone who likes Shantae-level humour and gameplay combined with DKC-like difficulty. That's how I got into this series.

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

I kinda wish TMNT Tournament Fighter's Aska made an appearance in any of the comics or cartoons

Spoiler

I can't live in a world where cute babes exist in a game and dissapear

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

Have you ever had that there's a certain character in a video game that you didn't pay much attention to at first, but did because of the sequel? Because that's exactly what happened to me lately with a lady named Mona. No not this Mona (though she could fit here just fine when you consider the WarioWare series as a whole to be relatively obscure.) No, I am talking about a homonymous character from the Shovel Knight series:

In the original game she was pretty ¨meh¨, but then I played the Plague of Shadows campaign where she got much more characterisation and since then I came to like her more in the original too, especially when you know the story behind her. Undeniably, her new appearance was also an important factor in this, which I think made her stand out more and look cuter. I must say, since the new artwork, she looks also a lot hotter, with her aubergine hair, absinthe green skin and cool cape being more defined now. These are things I also like in other characters: for the ¨Amazing technicolour population¨ and ¨You gotta have blue hair¨ tropes, as TV Tropes calls them, this is a lot because of the Shantae series I think, where most of the main cast has at least one of these traits. And capes are always cool, not only for superheroes, but also Alchemists like Mona, and even princesses like Princess Remedy, which I've always thought resembled Mona from Shovel Knight a bit.

By the way, I'd recommend the Shovel Knight series to anyone who likes Shantae-level humour and gameplay combined with DKC-like difficulty. That's how I got into this series.

Have slayed my way through the Specter of Torment side campaign recently, and I was pleasantly surprised to learn that there's another
waifu

relatively obscure cute girl

in that game. (Im not going to use ¨waifu¨ anymore)

Her name is Missy and I thought she was pretty cute. And obscure as well, because Specter of Torment is hard AF so few players even make it to this point I suppose.

She is somewhat similar to Mona I discussed before, but unlike Mona, who is more of a ¨Hot Scientist¨, Missy is more of a ¨Quirky Magical Girl¨.
It's especially endearing how she energetically hops up and down when you bring her new items. (Which is basically her sole purpose in the game.)
I'm thinking about writing a fanfic featuring her sometime.

Yacht Club Games, Shovel Knight's creators sure know how to create some really nice girls, a trait they must have borrowed from Wayforward.
As @JS Shantae once told me, Yacht Club Games was founded by former WayForward employees, a company that has been famous for this trope to the point that some call it Waifurward.

Oh shit, I just promised myself to not use the w-word anymore.

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

[unrelated]

I also found this on the Wiki:

Shoulder Bash
Too bad, but Wario's trademark move is no longer copyrighted.

 

[tahutoa]

[unrelated]

I also found this on the Wiki:

Shoulder Bash
Too bad, but Wario's trademark move is no longer copyrighted.

Just from reading it, it sounds like it has more in common with Saberspark and the Homing Attack than the Dish, but to be fair I'm pretty sure I heard somewhere that the Bash was created because the WL1 developers were like 'if he can't defeat stuff by jumping then how?', I highly doubt it was copyrighted to begin with

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

I highly doubt it was copyrighted to begin with

Obviously, someone here can't comprehend the concept of what is called ¨humour¨.

 

[tahutoa]

Obviously, someone here can't comprehend the concept of what is called ¨humour¨.

Obviously, someone here can't comprehend the concept of what is called ¨being obtuse for comedic effect¨.

And while you could (very reasonably) argue that said attempt wasn't funny, neither was the original copyright joke
Point is, for whatever reason I get a kick out of taking pointless conjecture and taking it at face value on purpose.
Also, what the fuck is up with your double quotes? I keep seeing ¨ instead of " and Google says that's a freaking Alt+Numpad combination input.

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

Obviously, someone here can't comprehend the concept of what is called ¨being obtuse for comedic effect¨.

And while you could (very reasonably) argue that said attempt wasn't funny, neither was the original copyright joke
Point is, for whatever reason I get a kick out of taking pointless conjecture and taking it at face value on purpose.
Also, what the fuck is up with your double quotes? I keep seeing ¨ instead of " and Google says that's a freaking Alt+Numpad combination input.

Haha, it seems that when when it comes to humour, we are both on the same wavelength, but out of phase.
Yeah, that's probably the best way to describe it, even though I don't even know myself how to interpret that.

Also, what the fuck is up with your double quotes? I keep seeing ¨ instead of " and Google says that's a freaking Alt+Numpad combination input.

I use [shift]+the apostrophe key. I'm too lazy to type regular quotation marks. The actual purpose of ¨ is for geographical coordinates.

 

[tahutoa]

Haha, it seems that when when it comes to humour, we are both on the same wavelength, but out of phase.
Yeah, that's probably the best way to describe it, even though I don't even know myself how to interpret that.

Well, it sounds to me like... say you had an L&R channel for a center-panned pulse wave, but you doctored the two channels separately. You make the loop points for the two slightly different, and even if they start at the same point due to originally being one and the same, because one of them loops sooner than the other, the sound you'd be hearing through either ear would inevitably change, even with the smallest of differences. It's the same wavelength, but that doesn't mean they're synced up

I use [shift]+the apostrophe key. I'm too lazy to type regular quotation marks. The actual purpose of ¨ is for geographical coordinates.

homie what. that is how you do it, what the hell kind of defective-ass keyboard you using

 

[xandermartin98]

Despite being one of the biggest anthro porn icons of her decade (outside of the Sonic franchise), this cuddly little cupcake from UmJammer Lammy

Admit it, you want to marry Lammy too

 

[Magma]

Despite being one of the biggest anthro porn icons of her decade

That didn't need to be said.

 

[Metal]

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

That didn't need to be said.

I appears that, given enough nostalgia, every character can be considered a ''porn icon'' these days.

 

[herrherr]

 

[Metal]

Name of this japanese gothic goddess mrs.herrherr-chan

 

[herrherr]

Name of this japanese gothic goddess mrs.herrherr-chan

That would be Toshiya of the band Dir en grey. herrherr made a funny.

 

[xandermartin98]

Despite coming from one of the most "wasted potential" shows ever and being an annoying, bratty (fly) bitch, Maggie Pesky from The Buzz On Maggie:

 

[xandermartin98]

Dear God, where do I even begin on the subject of how obscenely cute Hannah Daigle's new "Satina" character is?