Wario Teaches Typing - THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!

Spooky boi

Absolutely spiffing
Hello there current WTT fans (which are like 2 people lol but for those who might be interested!) This is gonna be the Christmas special of WTT where @Baker Man and I are going to make a special thread to come up with a funny, no-lore related plot to celebrate the holiday season here with our wonderful cast of colourful characters, starring yours truly, Wario, as our main protagonist! Thought I'd begin this a bit early before the holiday season so that we can catch up to Christmas when it's finished (we might even do a Halloween one next year who knows...)

If you haven't already read the original story yet, read it here: Wario Teaches Typing - A Wario Text Adventure

But without further ado, let the Christmas magic begin...
 
Dr. Seuss: Heya kids. So, you still not asleep yet? You really wanna see Santa that badly. He doesn't come to those who don't sleep. Tell ya what, I should probably tell ya a story instead. How about, the time where Wario and Friends saved Christmas? Sounds good? Good. Now let's begin...
DS: Twas the month before Christmas, and all was simply grand. Colours and lights everywhere, not a single place was bland. The streets were filled with lights and festive cheer. And with snow falling about, was there anything else you need crystal clear? And despite the many riches and the greed he often never overcomes, the supposed "Scrooge" of Wario was nothing of festive funs! And so begins our tale, with our many colourful cast, all celebrating Christmas in their own ways to pass...

Bit of a short one to start us off, nice short opening. I think that separate dialogues would be after this, which Baker Man will write for us. Hope you enjoy what we are about to cook up!
 
W: Aw man, Christmas already? It feels like Halloween was just yesterday. Better send invitations for a Christmas party and make a shopping list for me and Waluigi.
Waluigi walks in
W: Speaking of, hello Waluigi.
WL: Hey Wario. What's up?
W: I'm making invitations and a shopping list for a Christmas party.
WL: Oh, alright. Does that include presents? Do we even have present ideas for everyone?
W: Not really. Alright, finishing the invitations now.
Hey everyone, you're all invited to my Christmas party, and being as generous as I have become, attending is FREE! WAHAHAHA! There will be activities, such as a musical chairs-like one known mostly as pass the parcel because of the hit kids show Bluey, or like pin the present on the Santa. There will also be ham, a yule log and eggnog, if you want hot cocoa and marshmallows, someone else will have to bring it. There will also be Christmas music, no karaoke though. Hopefully nothing goes wrong during this (although this may jinx it). - Wario, PS. One of you guys that knows how to bake, please provide cookies.
WL: Not bad. Let's send it. I assume the shopping list is for the two of us?
W: Yep.
- Ham
- Yule log
- Eggnog
- Activities

WL: Let's go then.
Wario and Waluigi go shopping, while Sonic is wondering what to get for his friends, and Dedede is eating Thanksgiving leftovers
 
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