Wario Teaches Typing - THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!

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Hello there current WTT fans (which are like 2 people lol but for those who might be interested!) This is gonna be the Christmas special of WTT where @Baker Man and I are going to make a special thread to come up with a funny, no-lore related plot to celebrate the holiday season here with our wonderful cast of colourful characters, starring yours truly, Wario, as our main protagonist! Thought I'd begin this a bit early before the holiday season so that we can catch up to Christmas when it's finished (we might even do a Halloween one next year who knows...)

If you haven't already read the original story yet, read it here: Wario Teaches Typing - A Wario Text Adventure

But without further ado, let the Christmas magic begin...
 
Dr. Seuss: Heya kids. So, you still not asleep yet? You really wanna see Santa that badly. He doesn't come to those who don't sleep. Tell ya what, I should probably tell ya a story instead. How about, the time where Wario and Friends saved Christmas? Sounds good? Good. Now let's begin...
DS: Twas the month before Christmas, and all was simply grand. Colours and lights everywhere, not a single place was bland. The streets were filled with lights and festive cheer. And with snow falling about, was there anything else you need crystal clear? And despite the many riches and the greed he often never overcomes, the supposed "Scrooge" of Wario was nothing of festive funs! And so begins our tale, with our many colourful cast, all celebrating Christmas in their own ways to pass...

Bit of a short one to start us off, nice short opening. I think that separate dialogues would be after this, which Baker Man will write for us. Hope you enjoy what we are about to cook up!
 
W: Aw man, Christmas already? It feels like Halloween was just yesterday. Better send invitations for a Christmas party and make a shopping list for me and Waluigi.
Waluigi walks in
W: Speaking of, hello Waluigi.
WL: Hey Wario. What's up?
W: I'm making invitations and a shopping list for a Christmas party.
WL: Oh, alright. Does that include presents? Do we even have present ideas for everyone?
W: Not really. Alright, finishing the invitations now.
Hey everyone, you're all invited to my Christmas party, and being as generous as I have become, attending is FREE! WAHAHAHA! There will be activities, such as a musical chairs-like one known mostly as pass the parcel because of the hit kids show Bluey, or like pin the present on the Santa. There will also be ham, a yule log and eggnog, if you want hot cocoa and marshmallows, someone else will have to bring it. There will also be Christmas music, no karaoke though. Hopefully nothing goes wrong during this (although this may jinx it). - Wario, PS. One of you guys that knows how to bake, please provide cookies.
WL: Not bad. Let's send it. I assume the shopping list is for the two of us?
W: Yep.
- Ham
- Yule log
- Eggnog
- Activities
WL: Let's go then.
Wario and Waluigi go shopping, while Sonic is wondering what to get for his friends, and Dedede is eating Thanksgiving leftovers
 
S: (What do I get for them? I mean I think Knuckles would like a bag of grapes, uh, Tails would want, maybe, um, stuff for a flower, to grow that flower he has in his house, because he seems to care about it a lot.) I don't know. By the way, can we please stop just walking through the door and into the conversation for now? It's getting old.
KN: Yeah, I understand. Wait, what don't you know?
S: What to get you guys for Christmas.
KN: Well I think you already know what I want.
S: Grapes?
KN: Yeah.
S: Yep. Do you think Tails would like some stuff for growing a flower?
KN: I mean, maybe, he seems to care about that flower quite a bit.
S: Maybe he'd like some scrap metal to use for his projects.
KN: Yeah, write that down.
S: We should make a list of things we think they'd want. Then ask what they want and compare the lists.
KN: Alright, what after that?
S: ...
KN: Do we get the gifts that line up? Do we get some from both lists?
S: That latter one makes sense, yeah.
KN: Alright, stuff to help grow a flower, scrap metal. What else?
S: Uh, should we think about gifts for someone else for now and then come back to Tails later?
KN: Sure, how about we start with each other?
S: Yeah, let's do that.
KN: I think with everyone who has a gift in mind for me, we should go ahead and just say a bag of grapes from you.
S: Mhm, and I don't know what I want right now either honestly.
Meanwhile
D: Oh man, this turkey is so good. Especially in the gravy. Can't forget the mashed potatoes either.
Esc: Sire, can you share some of the leftovers?
D: Fine. Make sure you get a good amount though, because Kirbeh's gonna probably eat it all.
K: Poyo! (You bet!)
 
Meanwhile
P: SANS, IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR CHRISTMAS, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING FOR OUR FRIENDS?
s: yeah, i made cards.
P: I DON'T THINK SAYING WHO IT'S TO, SAYING THAT'S IT'S FROM YOU, AND USING A CHRISTMAS TREE STAMP COUNTS AS A CARD.
s: it's the thought that counts bro.
P: (SIGH) YOU'RE RIGHT.
Meanwhile, in the Dabbit gang's world, at a cafe with a TV
DDM/SA: Ah, Christmastime again.
BM: Finally, I can enjoy nice warm ginger snaps and a nice cold spiced glass of eggnog without getting weird looks.
OB: The weird looks were because you were in the middle of a fight and you went to the restroom for a gingersnap and eggnog break, AND it was the first day of summer.
Sh: Yeah, that was pretty weird.
DDM/SA: Regardless, we should decorate so we're festive.
Sh: Uhh, guys?
OB: What is it?
Sh: What's up with the TV?
DDM/SA: I think we've seen this before...
BM: Oh no, does this mean that-
Baker Man closes his eyes to brace himself
BM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
OB: Calm down, it hasn't even happened yet.
Tails comes out of the TV
T: Hey, uh, where am I?
BM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
T: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sh: QUIT IT YOU TWO.
T: Anyway, apparently I gotta bring you guys in the TV for some reason. That dude with the space and casino theming on his clothes said it was "for the plot."
OB: Av...
DDM/SA: Alright let's just get this over with.
They all go into the TV
 
Av: Heya! Hallo Ho! Welcome to our place! Oh wait, I remember who you guys are! You're them parallel universe normal versions of us, right?
OB: More normal than abnormal I guess. but yeah, pretty much!
SH: So why the hell are we here anyways?
L: Well, Wario's Christmas Party is gonna happen soon and we decided to teleport everyone here as it's quicker to reach there!
BM: Couldn't we have just taken an Uber or something?
M: Fuck the ubers but not in a sexy way! We've got portals with that bird guy.
Stolas then magically appears and screams, turning into his angry demon form, jump-scaring Molten and Connor catches Molten in his arms.
ST: IT'S STOLAS FOR LUCIFER'S SAKE!
C: Ah there he is. It's been a while since we've seen you guys. Doing good lately? Having a good day?
SA: Yeah, thanks for asking man!
ST: I myself have been doing rather decently.
Av: Took your sweet time! We've been waiting for like... I dunno, nanoseconds!
ST: That's the smallest unit of time...
Av: STILL A UNIT OF TIME ACCORDING TO THE OMNIPOTENT GOOGLE!
Kat and Ana enter to intervene
A: We couldn't help it, Mr. Avaneesh. We were stuck in a realm bottleneck.
Av: Oh yeah, forgot those existed. Well, glad ya made it buttercup!
K: I'm so excited for Wario's party! The Halloween party he had was... interesting, to say the least, but I'm down for this one!
Av: Well, as long as nothing CRAZY happens, wink wink nudge nudge, we should be just fine...
C: What he said. Besides, Anton blasted off the head of that Slenderman in exchange of saving his from his haunts. This party will be incredible if anything!
B: I'm still wondering what he was doing there when he was cooking hotdogs on the stove for some goddamn reason.
B: Hey guys, looks like the other chumps are coming through now!
Everyone else enters and greets each other before eventually Avaneesh gets up the teleport machine and it opens up a rift into Wario's house. Wario sees him and they wave before Avaneesh calls out.
Av: EVERYONE! IT'S TIME TO PARTY!
Everyone jumps into the portal with their Christmas jumpers and all yelled a hearty "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" to Wario and Waluigi.
W: Thanks a lot everyone. Well I have a lot planned for this party, no karaoke this time sadly though there will still be Christmas music blasting down the walls and I will have fun games, such as a Christmas Quiz, Christmas Charades, Mario Kart and more.
WL: We've got plenty of food too, so everyone eat up plentifully and make sure to watch out for the prune juice I put in some of them. Wahaha!
W: That's your first challenge. GET READY AND HURRY UP!
Everyone then began to eat, party, sing, play and do so much more. The party was in full swing (we'll come up with party dialogues later), but then, just as the party was about to end, the doors bursted off of Wario's house.
W: EH!? WHO DID THAT!?
??? (in a nasal voice): Ahem...
Everyone assembled and looked on before seeing in utter shock and disbelief, it was Elf Stickler who was at the door.
All: WE HAVE ONE TOO!?
Sticker: Uhm, yes, um actually, you need to help save Christmas Wario, considering that you are the only person in the entirety of the earth to have an almost exact identical BMI to Santa himself.
s: Wait, what about Bowser? Isn't he heavier than Wario, I mean, my man is packing quite a few tons.
P: INDEED, HE EVEN ONCE CONQUERED THE UNIVERSE AND SURVIVED A BLACK HOLE, SO HE HAS TO BE FAT TO SOME DEGREE.
PE: What about me? I mean, I should have lost weight with all that running I did, but even I am quite fat enough to be Santa. Though I'll be honest, Wario definitely has the "guts" to do it.
s: ayyyyyyyy.
W + B: OUT WITH THE FAT SHAMING TWERPS!
Scratch: Well the real question is, why can't Santa do it himself?
Grounder: Maybe he's retired?
Carmen: Maybe he must have had a serious injury and can't do it this year?
Lum: Maybe he's been kidnapped by aliens and we have to save him!?
Everyone looks at Lum.
Lum: What?
OB: Look Stickler, I notice you are sweating, and you still haven't told us why Santa isn't doing Christmas this year...
BM: Eh, probably just had too much alcohol and passed out. Wait, didn't I leave like an 100% alcoholic drink out for him last year?
DDM: WHAT THE HELL! Molten, that could have killed him instantly! Plus, I don't think such a drink exists.
SH: Oh I remember having played many pranks on the jolly man over the years, my fav being I put a fire underneath so his ass gets scorched. Maybe I scalded his ass, paralysed him and he can't do it.
WL: JUST ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION MAN, WHY CAN'T HE DO IT!
Stickler: Fine, I'll eh tell, but prepare your ears...
Sticker: Santa was convicted as a war criminal who was found guilt of having committed many unthinkable acts and was sentenced to death for it. Such acts include leaking the government's secret launch codes to start a nuclear war, ran a massive operating meth cartel where drugs were illegally done and were made through the organs of other people, and even includes...
Stickler's words are censored for a really long time and by the end, everyone was absolutely shocked.
AV: Way to go into making this go up from a 15 to an 18 knucklehead.
Stickler: I expect you, Wario, to be out the house by 10pm ready to deliver presents to the boys and girls. You must do it by the stroke of dawn or else you would have failed the world and all of you will be cursed with eternal bad luck.
W: Of course there's a goddamn catch to it. ALRIGHT! We'll save Christmas, happy?
Stickler: Satisfied. I'm looking forward to seeing how you'll do this task...
Stickler walks out.
Shadow: Well if we have to save Christmas, how on earth are we going to do it? We have no resources.
Philia: Not to mention we'll have to do it to such a speed that every child gets their present by dawn, which is not going to be easy.
Sonic: Well me, Tails and Knuckles can be the reindeer as I have the supersonic speed, Tails can fly, and Knuckles can glide. And you Shado-
Shadow: I'm going to hang my motorbike in front of me and ride it in the air. Happy?
Sonic: Yup.
Dedede: EY! I CAN FLY HERE TOO, AND I'M ALWAYS STOCKED WITH MY MAGIC BARBEQUE FLAVOUR TATER CHIPS TO HELP ME! I'LL ALSO BE A REINDEER!
S: Cool by me, Dedede!
Wario: Hey Av, Sulphuric Acid, wanna be Santas with me?
Avaneesh: It would be an honour for me to deliver presents to all of the good boyseingirls this year!
Sulphuric Acid: Hear, hear!
Agape: Welp, guess we'll be those pudgy little midgets then.. Aren't there any better jobs that Santa has!?
Avaneesh: You can always be a reindeer.
Agape: Nope, that's even worse.
Eros: Well... I'd like to be an elf if possible
Avaneesh: That's the spirit Eros, my, ahaha, my definitely not crush.
Storge: Welp, I have the painting skills so I guess I can paint the sleigh. Haha, don't have to wrap up presents. L bozo.
Agape seethes angrily.
BM: Well, I can help Storge out by COOKING UP this sleigh and food provisions for the journey. With a little Christmas magic too, right?
ST: Kirby, Kat, Ana, Papyrus, I, Scratch, Lum, Philia and Bowser will join him.
C: Well, then, me, Lucy, lil Cosmo and Shadina over here can help sort out the presents and geographically track the sleigh with a detector. I'm good with my numbers, and made a fun little remote to control the detector so we can even play a few games to spread over some Christmas magic!
Lucy and Cosmo get giddy and squeal happily together. Shadina rolls her eyes.
WL: And the rest of us will sort out and wrap up the presents.
(Everyone else hurrahs)
W: Alright everyone, LET'S A-
???: Hold on just ONE second. I'd also like to be a little helper. Your "Christmas mage" if you will.
D: OH WHO IS IT NOW!? WE GOT PRESENTS TO DELIVER!
The figure reveals itself to be the spluttering gangsta figure of Jewel Ghoul.
Everyone: JEWEL GHOUL!?
Wario: That's my sugar dealer!
Conor: So THAT's why the candy tasted weird at your Halloween party!
W: WHAT'S WRONG WITH A LITTLE SPICE THEN BIG HERO!?
Conor: A lot of stuff man, but whatevs.
Avaneesh: What are you even doing here then, great mafia jewel guy of spirit-based magic? Here as a plot-twist villain or another character on the drawing board?
PE: I thought Anton broke your entire head with a bullet.
JG: Surgery was finished last week. Painful but I made it. And boy have I never felt better.
He coughs up green tar onto everyone and splutters whilst speaking.
JG: Excuse me, still smoking the same cigar after 15 years.
S: Listen, Jewel Ghoul, we're on a time crunch, what could you have that could possibly help us.
JG: Some incense, watch this...
He sprinkles some incense onto the gang and then Wario's house transforms into Santa's workshop with many machines.
JG: Happy?
Cosmo: It's wonderful! Thanks a lot Christmas mage!
JG: You're welcome kid.
Lucy: Say, you can work with me and the others on preparing the sleigh. We'd love to see more of your magic tricks!
JG: Sure thing kid, the magic's just begun. There are many machines here for present making so use them to help!
W: LET'S GET THIS SHINDIG STARTED! WAHAHAHA!
 
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s: hey look, it's rapping paper.
Sans shows Molten some "rapping paper", which is a piece of paper with a scribbled face with sunglasses with a speech bubble saying "yo."
M: Good one.
P: NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR JOKES SANS, WE HAVE TO FINISH THIS ALL BEFORE DAWN OTHERWISE WE GET PERMANENT BAD LUCK.
S: How do we even know that's legitimate? It could just be a fake threat.
s: wait, paps isn't even working here with us, did he come here just to say that?
P: I DID.
s: oh ok.
CS: Well, what presents do we start with?
WL: Shit, uhhh...
SH: Are you kidding me Waluigi?
Har/Con: We're starting with sorting them, remember?
s (muttering to Molten): they're still here?
M (muttering back to Sans): I know, right?
L: I can hear you you know, a simple hello would do.
M: Well sor-ry pretty little princess.
Har/Con: Uh, Avaneesh, should we, uh intervene before this escalates?
Av: We really should. IF YOU KEEP ARGUING I'M GONNA MAKE A SHIP EDIT OF YOU TWO WITH PICTURES OF YOU TWO TALKING TO EACH OTHER.
Molten and Lucy stop arguing and start yelling at Avaneesh
M+L: WE DON'T EVEN LIKE EACH OTHER LIKE THAT.
Av: I know, but it's a good incentive to stop.
M: Should we, uh, punch him?
L: No, it just makes it worse.
M: Dammit, you're right.
Av: That's better.
Har/Con: Av, your methods are questionable, but get the job done.
Av: I know. Anyway I gotta go with Wario now.
S: Right, see ya guys.
Meanwhile, while they're sorting presents...
St: Let's get the paint.
ST: I got the red.
P: I HAVE THE GREEN PAINT.
BM: A bit of gold to top it off.
K: Poyo? (How about some white?)
Kat: Thank you Kirby.
BM: Well Papyrus, you know how to cook, right?
P: OF COURSE, I LEARNED HOW TO MAKE COOKIES TOO.
BM: That's awesome! We're going to make some cookies.
P: I'LL MAKE SOME CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES FOR SAN- OH, THAT'S RIGHT...
A tear forms in Papyrus' eye
BM: Oh, don't cry man, it's gonna be ok.
Baker Man hugs Papyrus
BM: Anyway, let's get going. I'll make spiced oatmeal cookies and some cheeseburgers.
P: SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
Meanwhile
 
R (AOSTH): Hahahaha! It's GLORIOUS, there's no Santa, meaning nobody gets any prrresents
R (SatAM): I thought it was the parents who did it.
Mama: Of course it was Santa.
R (Sat): I'm kidding, it was I who made the false charges and forged evidence.
Egg (talking to AOSTH Robotnik): I thought we were evil, but he's another breed.
R (AOSTH, replying to Eggman): Yeah, he's overdoing it, I would've just kidnapped Santa.
R (Underground): Does anyone even remember I'm here?
All except him: No.
MD: First we take Christmas, then Christmas music! Hahahaha!
Horsemen: Remember us?
Egg: No. Wait, why are the four horsemen of the apocalypse even here?
War: I dunno. We just kinda showed up, I need Death to explain it.
 
Meanwhile
Har/Con: Well, that's all sorted, we're gonna go now, bye.
Sh: YO GUYS IS THE SLEIGH DONE?
BM: YEAH IT IS.
Har/Con: Alright, time to track it.
Harris/Conor loads up the detector
In the kitchen
BM: Well, now that that's finished, we can just relax.
Accidentally puts his finger on a tray fresh out of the oven
BM: OW! Dammit.
DDM (this bit is only for if it's Dabbit and not Sulphuric Acid): Did you call me?
BM: No, I said dammit because I burned my finger, you're good Dabbit.
DDM: Ok.
P: OOH, YOU SHOULD RUN THAT UNDER COLD WATER.
BM: One moment it's not so bad, then it hurts like- urgh, there it is.
I put this bit in because while baking cookies irl today I actually burned my finger and it hurt like hell as he, er, I?, was gonna say
Back in the main area
DDM/SA: Alright guys, now we go, right?
WL: We gotta wrap the gifts now.
s: great, we already started though so no problem.
M: Wait, who the hell is wrapping these presents anyway? Waluigi, Sans, me, Peppino, uhhh, I don't think the ones assigned as elves are working on this, crap, lemme think, Oh Boi, anyone else? No, no, I think that's it.
WL: Sounds about right. By the way Wario, is the party still happening?
W: Of course, it's a Christmas party, not a Christmas Eve party.
WL: Ok cool.
P: WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO TRY A COOKIE?
KN: Sweet, a cookie, don't mind if I-
Knuckles takes a bite of the cookie, his face does that forced smile as he swallows it as fast as he can
P: SO?
KN: It's, uh, gooood. You're definitely improving.
P: AW, THANK YOU.
PE: Well, we gotta wrap-a these presents.
BM: Well Pap, we're finished now, so we can just relax now, and I need an ice pack because my burn HURTS.
M: You got burned?
BM: Yeah.
M: Skill issue.
OB: Oh shut up Molten.
P: WELL, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
BM: Wanna watch Frosty the Snowman?
P: THAT SOUNDS NICE ACTUALLY.
 
Meanwhile, presents were wrapped but that's not being written due to this being written on Christmas Eve night
W: Finally we have the sleigh loaded and we're off.
Har/Con: Finally, we can track the sleigh.
C: Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, good luck.
T: Thanks.
D: What about me?
C: Sorry, you too Dedede.
D: LET'S DO THIS! HEHEHEHE
Av: Goodbye.
Er: Bye.
The two hold hands
M: Now's not the time to be mushy and romantic, we get eternal bad luck if we don't do this by sunrise. ETERNAL, that means FOREVER.
Av: Fine.
M: Anyway, see ya pal.
Av: Bye Molten. (Talking to Harris/Conor) Pal? He never says that.
Har/Con: I dunno, I guess the stress is making him out of character.
s: understandable.
OB: Bye Shadina, bye Dabbit/Sulphuric Acid.
Sh: See ya.
DDM/SA: I'll see you in a while Oh Boi.
WL: Good luck Wario.
W: Thanks Waluigi.
And so they took off, dialogue will be written tomorrow (for me, who lives in the US), finishing the Christmas special on Christmas
 
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Oh Boi said I should finish it, so I'm carrying this out. Dabbit, Oh Boi, this is for you guys
W: Finally, we're up in the sky.
DDM: Yeah, it's nice.
D3: Oh yeah, nice? Try flying this thing.
S: Relax, there's still us here too man.
T/K/SH: Yeah!/Yep./True.
Av: Well, now we go to that cozy little town of Wutville (the TF2 map) and deliver some gifts.
While they deliver to Wutville, we cut over to our villains
R (AOSTH): What?!
Egg: What's wrong?
R (Sat): Looks like Santa's somehow still going?
Mama: I thought we got him the death penalty, what happened?
Death: Wait, we need to enhance.
they zoom in and see it's Wario and his motley crew of Santas and "reindeer"
R (AOSTH): It's that hedgehog and his fox friend!
R (UG): And his friend, Knuckles I think was his name.
E (Walking in): Well, what have we here? Is that that dirty wand thief as Santa Claus?!
Egg: What's Shadow doing there too?
Meanwhile
W: Wait, that's a villainous looking security camera, must be Eclair spying on us.
S: Really? Looks more like something Eggman, or even Robuttnik would make.
Har (over walkie talkie): Wario, it looks like you guys are being watched. Over.
W: We know. Over.
Av: Well, that's that, onto the next town.
SH: Wait, let me just...
Shadow uses a water gun from the sack to destroy the camera.
SH (Talking to Eggman): Nice try, Doctor. Sprays camera
Egg: Curses!
E: Hope isn't lost, we can quickly build a town as a decoy, just after Wutville.
R (Sat): Then we can roboticize them.
R (UG): I like his thinking.
Egg: Which direction though?
E: They might want to revisit Knothole Village, so near there.
On the sleigh
Av: Where to next? Obviously we should go to Diamond City last.
DDM: Let's go to Cappytown.
D3: Alright, let's just hope they don't recognize their king.
Meanwhile, out near Knothole
R (Sat): The Freedom Fighters are nearby, should we capture them?
R (AOSTH): We should keep our eyes on the task at hand.
R (UG): We could use them as bait.
Egg: Let me just write that down as a backup plan...
meanwhile, nearby
Sonia: So this is Knothole Village? It seems pretty nice.
Manic: Yeah, isn't this where Sonic lives? Or at least used to.
Sonia: I think so.
Manic: Glad to see a bit of where our bro used to live, even if we can't actually be with him on Christmas. I bet he misses us a lot.
Sonia: He's probably forgotten us. Wait, that sounds like Robotnik nearby.
They walk over to watch, hiding
Manic (whispering): Let's listen in, also why are there so many of him?
Sonia (whispering back): I don't know.
E: I think I hear someone...
The two hedgehog siblings get freaked out
Egg: Really?
E: No, but if there IS someone, it freaks them out. Anyway, let's get to building.
R (AoS): Scratch! Grounder!
no response because they're with the good guys
War: Well, nothing to it but to do it.
E: That was really corny.
meanwhile
D3: Finally, I'll go take Escargoon's and my own presents first.
Everyone looks at D3
D3: What?
in the castle
D3: Ah, home sweet home.
Esc: Sire, is that you?
D3: sigh Yeah, Escargoon, it is. Please just go to sleep.
Esc: Fine.
Dedede puts the gifts under the tree and they go to the houses
W: Alright, let me get these in.
SH: I can Chaos Control my way in and deliver some.
DDM: Why didn't we just divide and conquer before?
 
Av: I don't know, but let's go then.
in Meta Knight's house
KN: Alright, in and out, simple as that. Alright, Meta Knight's stuff.
MK: Hey, what's that? sees Knuckles I knew you were real Santa, you home invader!
KN: Ah! Please don't kill me!
MK: Knuckles? What the hell are you doing here? You have 5 seconds to begin explain yourself before those knuckles you were named for come off.
KN: Alright, Santa was convicted of many awful acts and put to death, so Wario has been assigned to deliver gifts. Also my spikes are part of the gloves.
MK: I would still ruin your gloves then, and what about YOU then?
KN: Sonic, Tails, Shadow, King Dedede and I are his reindeer.
MK: Fine, just give me the gifts and get out. I'm too tired to do this.
KN: Understood.
Knuckles does so and goes to Tiff and Tuff's family's house. Where it is just in and out
Av: We all done here?
W: Yeah, let's go.
They instantly take off, forgetting Sonic because he was still in a house
S: Well, guys, that's... it... Guys? Crap, they must've forgotten me. I think they're probably going to Knothole next.
Sonic runs to Knothole
S: Well, now I wait. I guess I might as well look around. Ah the memories.
He looks in his old house, and in Tails's old house, he sees an old picture of Tails in a comically large cowboy hat
S: I remember that phase of my little buddy's life, don't know why he sounded like that though.
In reference to this scrapped Tails design from SatAM, where he supposedly would've had a comically large cowboy hat, 2 plastic guns, a deep cowboy voice (kinda like what most people think Vigilante sounds like), and was still 4.
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S: Don't wanna pry into other people's homes, at least without gifts to deliver, so I might as well walk around in the meantime.
Sonic walks past past the bush with Sonia and Manic hiding in it, and nobody notices
S: (What's Eggman doing here, alongside the other Robotniks? I might as well toy around with them.)
Sonic runs onto the roof of the one house they currently have built'
S: YO EGGHEAD, BUTTNIK, OVER HERE.
Egg: Sonic? What are you doing here?! I thought you were saving Christmas.
S: They forgot me while I was in a house and I thought they were coming to Knothole next. So I decided I'd wait here. Anyways, I could ask you the same thing.
Coconuts: Oh, we're building a decoy town so you guys fall into our trap. And if that doesn't work, we're gonna capture the Freedom Fighters to bait you guys in!
R (AoS): You idiot! When we get back, I'm demoting you again.
S: Thanks Coconuts. Your dumbness revealed your plot. I won't let you get away with this.
Coconuts: What have I done?
E: Are you sure you won't get let us get away with it?
S: Of course I am.
Sonic charges up a spindash, then Eclair sets up a barrier around Sonic, trapping him
S: Dammit! I should've tried running instead.
Sonia/Manic (still quietly): Sonic!/No!
To be continued...
 
Meanwhile, our Santas now realize something's up
W: Guys, where the hell is Sonic?
Av: We should ask Harris and co.
DDM: Guys, Sonic's not with us, do you know where he went off to?
Har: Hmm, we DID see another dot passing the sleigh very quickly, must've been Sonic.
L: He seemed to be heading west from Cappytown.
Av: Lemme check the map real quick... Knothole then?
Har: It seems so.
T: We'll update you guys when we get there.
C: Alright.
Meanwhile
E: Now we have you trapped, and there's nothing you can do about it.
R (AoS): Finally, we trapped that hedgehog.
R (Sat): What shall we do to him?
Egg: No, we're not taking suggestions from you and Underground. Because I know you guys just wanna roboticize him.
SatAM and Underground Robotnik both grumble and growl a little bit.
R (AoS): He could be even stronger as he is compared to as a robot.
Egg: Besides, there's already Metal Sonic AND Mecha Sonic.
E: I like this idea.
Death: How about we just kill him?
Pest: Or infect him?
E: No, no, we should make him fight with us.
R (AoS): Horsemen, grab the brainwashing device.
War: Aw man, why us?
R (AoS): Scratch and Grounder aren't around so I can't tell THEM to do it.
Death: Hmph, fine.
Meanwhile
W: Finally, we're close.
D3: Now then, we got a hedgehog to look for.
SH: Off we go.
Once they land, they look around a bit, and Tails sees the same picture of him mentioned earlier
T: Wait, I looked like that before? Aww. I need to take a picture and show the others, because Cosmo can't see it right now.
Kn: HEY GUYS THERE'S ANOTHER TOWN OVER HERE.
Egg: Finally, they've arrived.
SH: Wait, why are there 4 Eggmans? Eggmen? I don't actually know which it is, but anyway why are there 4?
E: You guys are too late, we're taking Sonic with us.
T: SONIC NO!
S: Guys, help me, they're going to br-
Egg: Quiet you buffoon, you're going to reveal our plan.
S: Uh yeah, that's the POINT.
E: Take him away now.
SH: Damn, we were too late, and Chaos Control isn't like Instant Transmission where I could just teleport to Sonic's energy signatures.
Death: Guys, we're back with the brain... washing... device... Oh great it's these guys again.
Av: OH COME ON.
DDM: You guys put up with them often?
Av: You could say that. Death, what are you doing here?
Death, We're working with the doctors and Eclair to ruin Christmas. But killing you once and for all would be a great upside.
Av: Not happening.
W: Wait, wait wait, he just said BRAINWASHING DEVICE.
Fam: Oh shit, uhhhh we gotta kill them now.
W: Oh no you don't, I'MMA NUMBER WAHN.
A fight ensues, and while the Santas and "reindeer" are fighting them, Eclair and the Robotniks take Sonic and the brainwashing device to Eclair's lair, inside the TV.
T: SONIC!
W: Wait, how did the Golden Fail escape the TV anyway?
Av: That's a good question actually.
DDM: Give me the walkie-talkie, we need to update them now.
Av: Ok.
DDM: The Robotniks and Eclair took Sonic and they're gonna brainwash him.
Har+L+Sh+C: WHAT?!
Sh: DABBIT TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING.
C: I don't think he is.
DDM: Why would I be JOKING ABOUT THIS?
L: Where are they taking him?
W: Probably Eggman or Eclair's lair.
War: Yeah, there going to Eclair's lair.
SH: They're*, not there, if you're going to attack us, at least use proper grammar and spelling.
Har: Eclair's lair, noted.
Kn: Yep, that's 4.
Con: I'm here too you know.
Av: No you're not.
Avaneesh spawns a springboard to launch him away
DDM: Why the hell are your rivals the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse anyway?
Av: I'll explain it another time. Anyway, we gotta wait to save Sonic, because we still have to deliver gifts to the whole world before sunrise, after all, eternal bad luck waits for nobody.
D3: Yeah, you're right.
Av: Well, do we do this in detail, or do we do a montage?
DDM: Montage?
Av: Montage it is then.
Then a montage of them delivering gifts, slower because Sonic isn't helping them, ensues, sometimes interrupted with Harris and co and Eclair and co. Valentine's day is in like a week and I'm running low on fresh ideas, so I'm resorting to just a montage because I'm being lazy and wanna save time. Probably insert an original compostition by me or something, I dunno.
 
Finishing this off today
End montage
W: Finally, off to Diamond City.
Wario and co. then hear Sonic screaming for help
T: Sonic?
S: Tails, help me!
Egg (sounding sorta fake): Shut up hedgehog.
SH: I'll save you Sonic, CHAOS CONTROL!
Shadow Chaos Controls over to Eggman to save Sonic
SH: WHAT THE-
"S": Hello, Shadow the Hedgehog.
SH: Metal Sonic.
Mecha: Do not forget about me.
SH: Mecha Sonic too? I suppose I can handle a 2v1.
Egg: Alright, this should be fun to watch.
The fight begins, Shadow spindashes at Metal, then Mecha kicks him into the air, when Shadow lands, he dropkicks Mecha, then Metal uses his V Maximum Overdrive to knock Shadow down, and Mecha gets up and spindashes at Shadow, who jumps so the robots hit each other, then they come up with a plan to catch him off guard, so while Shadow runs, or rather, skates towards them, they grab his legs, hold him upside down, shake him until he drops the emerald, hit his head on the floor, and let go of him, then Metal takes the emerald to Eggman and Mecha punches Shadow hard, giving him a black eye, then they stomp on him, and punch and kick him, and then they do the attack they meant to do earlier when Shadow jumped, this knocks Shadow out, bloody and bruised.
SH (before blacking out): D- damn...
Egg: Wait, you robots didn't kill him, right?
Metal: No, no, he still has a pulse.
Mecha: We would know if we killed him, and if we wanted to, we would have.
Metal: Father, he is free to take away. Maybe you could brainwash him like you guys did with Sonic.
Egg: I like that idea, thank you guys. That hurt just watching it.
Metal: And now we return home, good luck father.
Mecha: Affirmative, goodbye father.
Meanwhile
W: Shadow and Sonic should be back by now, lemme go look.
The Eggmobile flies over the sleigh, with Eggman holding Shadow's unconscious, but still living body
T: Well there goes Eggm- that's Shadow! Av, may I use the walkie-talkie?
Av: Sure kid, here ya go.
T: Guys this is serious, they got Shadow too now.
Sh: WHAT?!
Har: THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM? THAT SHADOW?
T: YES.
C: You guys might be doomed, it's almost 6AM.
W: Sunrise isn't until about 8, and we're almost done, only one more stop.
L: You guys are coming back soon?
Av: Yeah, Diamond City.
DDM: Well, let's go, and then end by saving those hedgehogs.
W: This is gonna be a lot slower without Sonic and Shadow.
D: We can still make it though.
 
While they fly back to Diamond City, Shadow wakes up in Eclair's base, where he and Sonic are about to be brainwashed.
S: Hey Shadow. What happened?
SH: Sonic? Is that really you? I'm alive?
S: Yeah, you look really bruised up though.
SH: I fought Metal Sonic and Mecha Sonic in a 2v1, then they grabbed my legs, shook me up, dropped me, and beat me up.
S (condescendingly): Wow, that's pathetic for you, Shadow, the Ultimate Lifeform.
SH: Shut it Sonic, how did YOU get captured?
S: I tried charging up a spindash and got trapped in a barrier.
SH: That's also pathetic for you, Sonic, the Fastest Thing Alive.
Egg: Are you two done arguing?
S: Yes. YOU'LL NEVER BRAINWASH US EGGMAN.
SH: When we get out of this cage, we're going to crack some eggs.
R (Sat): Why don't we just roboticize them?
Egg: I already have 2 robot Sonics here, they knocked Shadow out so I could get him.
R (AoS) Coconuts, rrready the device.
Coconuts: You got it Doctor.
The ray fires
S: Ha! You think this is gonna work? I'll never turn to the dark side.
SH: I... Mustn't... Give... In...
Shadow passes out, turned bad
S: SHADOW NO! I'll save you Shadow...
R (Sat): Doesn't Shadow falling make you sad? Angry?
S: No, I must remain calm.
Eclair: Just submit before we kill you.
S: Fine...
Sonic, now corrupted by the brainwashing, passes out, the villains all laugh, but meanwhile, our good guys are just about finishing up
W: Just 2 house left, once we get those presents delivered, we go back to my place, then we save Sonic and Shadow. We have just Kat and Ana's place and my place, but since they're at my place it's gonna be easy.
T: I'll drop the presents off real quick, let's do this!
KN: So, if we're gonna take on multiple Eggheads, and the Golden Gale, and potentially Sonic and Shadow, we're gonna need a plan, and some backup.
Av: Tails and I will probably come up with a plan, being the brains of this operation.
W: Hey, I'm smart too ya know, most of the TV stuff wouldn't even be happening if I wasn't smart.
D3 (sarcastically): Oh yeah, doing that stuff was REAL smart Wario.
W: I meant that I invented the Telmet which is how I went in.
D3: Ohh.
T: Alright, I'm back, let's go.
W: Finally we finish off.
They park the sleigh
WL: Finally, you guys are finished!
W: Before sunrise too. However, our work is not yet finished. We need to save Sonic and Shadow, and for that we need a plan, and a new crew.
WL: I'm gonna go.
PE: I guess I'll-a go.
Av: I'm not even giving you guys a choice, Molten, Lucy, Harris, you're coming.
DDM: Can I stay here?
W: Sure. Any other volunteers?
K: Poyo. (Yes.)
D3: Alright then, here we go, let's go to TV on demand.
W: Alright, lemme just put this on.
WL: Here we go.
 
outside Eclair's base
W: How do we get the door open?
Har: I could try hacking into the security system, disabling it.
Av: Nice plan Harris.
Har: Thanks.
T: I'll try too.
Then the robot and the fox attempt to hack into the security system, but it fails, then the horsemen come out to fight.
Death: You guys all showed up, eh?
M: That's right, he brought us along this time.
L: We're gonna get past you and save Sonic and Shadow.
Har: Aw man, hacking failed. Well, guess we gotta fight.
Av: Let's do this!
The narrators and horsemen shout as they run into battle, then Wario has an idea
W: Guys, they left the door open, we can just walk inside. Those guys got themselves covered I think.
T: Alright, if you say so.
D3: Well, bye guys.
Av: Wait no. Ah hell, they abandoned us to fight here.
Wario's crew, minus the narrators, tread deeper in, where they find many puzzles, and it's somewhat akin to Carpaccio's lab although the ones not solved by intelligence are just smashed through, by fists, hammer, or what have you, until they finally find the room where they're holding the hedgehogs
E: Finally, they show up.
W: Give us the hedgehogs, and we'll leave.
E: Never, we've gained good allies by doing this, and we won't let them go so easily.
T: Gained good allies? Wait, did you actually...?
Egg: Yeah, did you think we were joking about the brainwashing?
KN: You bastards!
R (Sat): Just to sweeten the pot, since SOMEONE wouldn't let us roboticize them...
Metal and Mecha descend onto the battlefield
W: A 4v6? But it's Sonic, 2 robot versions of him, and Shadow.
Av: Well we finally made it.
E: Who the hell are these guys?
R (Sat): The whole ruining Christmas thing was my idea, I even forged evidence against Santa.
M: You did that? I'M GONNA GET YOU YOU MOTHERF-
KN: We gotta save Sonic first, then we let you at him Molten.
W: I still honestly sort of doubt our abilities to win this, Sonic and Shadow are on the more powerful side of this major cast we've accumulated.
P: DON'T WORRY GUYS, I WAS ABLE TO CONVINCE SANS TO COME TOO.
s: don't worry sonic and shadow, we'll save you.
The fight begins and this time I'm doing text as opposed to dialogue, like with Shadow vs the robots, Sonic runs at Knuckles, and kicks him in the face, and then he goes for seconds, but gets grabbed by the head this time, Knuckles then slams Sonic on the ground in the face multiple times, before throwing him in a kiddie pool, Sonic gets mad and goes at him with a homing attack, but Wario intercepts. Harris then attacks the blue hedgehog with a rocket while he's focusing on Wario and Knuckles, this knocks him toward them, and they swing at him with a double haymaker to the face, full power. Sonic dodges this attack, only to get a face full of big robot fist, sending him flying back. Then he gets back up and spindashes at Knuckles, hitting him, and then he beats Knuckles up, until Knuckles grabs Sonic's fist.
KN: Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself.
S: I'm not hitting myself, Knucklehead, YOU'RE hitting me.
KN: With YOUR hand.
Wario then shoulder bashes Sonic hard.
W: Take that, loser!
S: You're the real loser pal, you just sit around all day and eat garlic, and worse... you listen to country music.
W: It's not the modern country music, it's good old stuff like Johnny Cash.
D3: You guys are all jerks.
S: We're all a-holes here buddy.
Then Sonic starts remembering stuff because he said that, that line seemed familiar
Baker Man said:
S: Consider that payback for episode 1.
D: Huh?
S: Donuts, and then you gave me a beatdown.
D: Oh yeah.
W: You know, that sounded intentional.
S: We're all a-holes here buddy.
W: Well, Dedede is getting better.
S: Yeah, but it's still true right now.
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S: Wow, I finally snapped out of it, thanks guys. Now I'll take on Shadow.
P: OOH, CAN I BE BACKUP?
S: Uh, sure, if I need it.
The hedgehogs run at each other and fight like usual, making the usual jabs at each other, and meanwhile the robots fight some of the others, until...
SH: Doctor, the emerald, please.
Egg: Alright, here you go.
Eggman tosses Shadow the emerald, and Shadow takes his inhibitor rings off.
S: Oh, that's not good, guys run.
SH: There's no hope for you, Sonic the Hedgehog.
Shadow combos Sonic like crazy, and then...
SH: Chaos... BLAAAST!
The blast knocks Sonic away, injuring him
S: PAPYRUS NOW!
P: YOU GOT IT!
Papyrus impales Shadow with a bone, actually hurting him. Shadow screams in pain from being impaled, using a Chaos Blast and having his inhibitors off. The blast gets bigger, even defeating Metal and Mecha, Shadow then passes out.
P: DID I KILL HIM OR SOMETHING?
S: No, just unconscious. That must've hurt though. Let's put his inhibitor rings on him now.
As they do that, he wakes up
SH: Huh? Where am I?
S: We're in Eclair's lair, they came and saved us.
M: Guy, can I do it now?
Av: Yes Molten, you can blast him now.
M: WHICH OF YOU FRAMED SANTA.
R (Sat): I did, and I would do it again.
M: I always wanted to do this.
Molten charges up his metal, it starts hissing and steaming
R (Sat): Do what?
M: EAT METAL YOU PIECE OF SH
His profanity is drowned out by the sound of hot metal flying at SatAM Robotnik
M: That's better.
His metals come back to him
W: That's done, and now the episode ends, so let's go home!
So they go home, and the day afterwards, they probably had Wario's Christmas party. The end of the Christmas special the day after Valentine's Day
 
Baker Man said:
S: Wow, I finally snapped out of it, thanks guys. Now I'll take on Shadow.
P: OOH, CAN I BE BACKUP?
S: Uh, sure, if I need it.
The hedgehogs run at each other and fight like usual, making the usual jabs at each other, and meanwhile the robots fight some of the others, until...
SH: Doctor, the emerald, please.
Egg: Alright, here you go.
Eggman tosses Shadow the emerald, and Shadow takes his inhibitor rings off.
S: Oh, that's not good, guys run.
SH: There's no hope for you, Sonic the Hedgehog.
Shadow combos Sonic like crazy, and then...
SH: Chaos... BLAAAST!
The blast knocks Sonic away, injuring him
S: PAPYRUS NOW!
P: YOU GOT IT!
Papyrus impales Shadow with a bone, actually hurting him. Shadow screams in pain from being impaled, using a Chaos Blast and having his inhibitors off. The blast gets bigger, even defeating Metal and Mecha, Shadow then passes out.
P: DID I KILL HIM OR SOMETHING?
S: No, just unconscious. That must've hurt though. Let's put his inhibitor rings on him now.
As they do that, he wakes up
SH: Huh? Where am I?
S: We're in Eclair's lair, they came and saved us.
M: Guy, can I do it now?
Av: Yes Molten, you can blast him now.
M: WHICH OF YOU FRAMED SANTA.
R (Sat): I did, and I would do it again.
M: I always wanted to do this.
Molten charges up his metal, it starts hissing and steaming
R (Sat): Do what?
M: EAT METAL YOU PIECE OF SH
His profanity is drowned out by the sound of hot metal flying at SatAM Robotnik
M: That's better.
His metals come back to him
W: That's done, and now the episode ends, so let's go home!
So they go home, and the day afterwards, they probably had Wario's Christmas party. The end of the Christmas special the day after Valentine's Day
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Way too late, but I guess I'll add this in anyways

When Molten launches the fiery metal ball

Av: Hold on Moltsy! I gotcha!
He then proceeds to culminate the stars from the galaxy and rolls it up into a ball and the ball absorbs the metal, charing up the ball until a powerful, colourful neon aura began strongly emitting from the ball.
Av: SAY GOODNIGHT BUDDY!
Eclair: What the FUUUUUUU-

The ball blasts him with great force and he goes teetering off the edge whilst knocking over all of the Robotniks, Coconut and the Music Destroyer with him. They were all about to fall.

Av: I mean, you honestly aren't all rememberable in this cool ass show, but any last words?
Eclair: Harder daddy?
Av: EAT SHIT YOU PERVERTED FREAKS!

They all fell into a powerful acid which began to eat at their skin but Eclair manages to push a button with his up stretched hand before sinking. The presents stolen from Wario were lowering into the poison too.

Av: Uhhhh Molten, a lil help here!
M: What's up?
Av: THE PRESENTS ARE SINKING MAN, THINK OF SOMETHING.
M: Hold on, I got this. Leisbo Barrrabus!
Nothing happened.
M: Well I've done all I could do
Av: You! Oh wait, you guys can help us! There seems to be four wires, which should we cut?

Cutting the white wire:
Av: Nothing seemed to have happened. Wait, why is a portal forming... ANOTHER EGGMAN!?
Snapcube Eggman: WHO POSTED MY NUDES OF TWITTER DOT COM!? OH NO, OH NO THEY PUT IT ALL THE WAY IN THE GODDAMN ISLANDS!
Av: Oh god. What have I done....? What have you done....?
Snapcube Egg,an: TIME TO PISS ON THE MOON TO TEACH THAT IDIOT OBAMA WHAT'S WHAT!
Av: OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOO!
The moon gets obliterated by the super laser piss and the fragments all lands onto the lab. Avaneesh and Molten try to dodge them but ultimately gets crushed in the process.

Cutting the orange wire:
Av: There, that was way too hard to cut.
M: Wanna have a snack break?
Av: Yeah sure?
The open wire produced a hostile Ceruledge whom Av and Molten couldn't see as they were having their snack break.
Av: Oh hey, you want one?
Ceruledge stares deeply
Av: Oh... I guess that's no.... RUH ROH MOLTSY, BETTER RUN!
Everyone else somehow manages to get caught up and then get into a while Scooby Doo chase gag (which transforms into Pac Man at one point) before eventually, Ceruledge corners them, disarms everyone of their weapons and kills them all before they could even do anything.

Cutting the pink wire:
Hole Punch from Origami King: IT'S PARTY TIIIIIIIME!
As Thrill At Night began to start up, several ensemble characters all do a synchronised dance movement to the song and Av and Molten accidentally get caught up in it and dance along too, however, when the timing is right, Avaneesh hurls Molten at the cage and his soaring metal body had enough strength to safely hurl himself and the presents off of the ledge.
Av: We did it!
W: That's done, and now the episode ends... Let's get these presents delivered!

Cutting the purple wire:
Intense boss music plays
Av: Wait, why do I hear boss music?
He turns around to see a running, screaming Link in a go-kart wielding a Nintendo Switch hurtle towards him. He began to run and scream carrying Molten with him.
Av: MOLTEN!? DO YOU KNOW HOW POWERFUL HE CAN TRULY BE!?
M: What? He's just Link? What could he possibly... oh fuck I see you now.
Link has opened up Super Mario Maker 2 on the Switch and began to spam all sorts of enemies and troll assets to confuse and tire out the two before eventually opening up Game Garage to move their coordinates so they fall right into the poison. Link then does a drunken victory lap in his monster truck before falling into the poison too as the presents descended with him.
 
Spooky boi said:
Way too late, but I guess I'll add this in anyways

When Molten launches the fiery metal ball

Av: Hold on Moltsy! I gotcha!
He then proceeds to culminate the stars from the galaxy and rolls it up into a ball and the ball absorbs the metal, charing up the ball until a powerful, colourful neon aura began strongly emitting from the ball.
Av: SAY GOODNIGHT BUDDY!
Eclair: What the FUUUUUUU-

The ball blasts him with great force and he goes teetering off the edge whilst knocking over all of the Robotniks, Coconut and the Music Destroyer with him. They were all about to fall.

Av: I mean, you honestly aren't all rememberable in this cool ass show, but any last words?
Eclair: Harder daddy?
Av: EAT SHIT YOU PERVERTED FREAKS!

They all fell into a powerful acid which began to eat at their skin but Eclair manages to push a button with his up stretched hand before sinking. The presents stolen from Wario were lowering into the poison too.

Av: Uhhhh Molten, a lil help here!
M: What's up?
Av: THE PRESENTS ARE SINKING MAN, THINK OF SOMETHING.
M: Hold on, I got this. Leisbo Barrrabus!
Nothing happened.
M: Well I've done all I could do
Av: You! Oh wait, you guys can help us! There seems to be four wires, which should we cut?

Cutting the white wire:
Av: Nothing seemed to have happened. Wait, why is a portal forming... ANOTHER EGGMAN!?
Snapcube Eggman: WHO POSTED MY NUDES OF TWITTER DOT COM!? OH NO, OH NO THEY PUT IT ALL THE WAY IN THE GODDAMN ISLANDS!
Av: Oh god. What have I done....? What have you done....?
Snapcube Egg,an: TIME TO PISS ON THE MOON TO TEACH THAT IDIOT OBAMA WHAT'S WHAT!
Av: OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOO!
The moon gets obliterated by the super laser piss and the fragments all lands onto the lab. Avaneesh and Molten try to dodge them but ultimately gets crushed in the process.

Cutting the orange wire:
Av: There, that was way too hard to cut.
M: Wanna have a snack break?
Av: Yeah sure?
The open wire produced a hostile Ceruledge whom Av and Molten couldn't see as they were having their snack break.
Av: Oh hey, you want one?
Ceruledge stares deeply
Av: Oh... I guess that's no.... RUH ROH MOLTSY, BETTER RUN!
Everyone else somehow manages to get caught up and then get into a while Scooby Doo chase gag (which transforms into Pac Man at one point) before eventually, Ceruledge corners them, disarms everyone of their weapons and kills them all before they could even do anything.

Cutting the pink wire:
Hole Punch from Origami King: IT'S PARTY TIIIIIIIME!
As Thrill At Night began to start up, several ensemble characters all do a synchronised dance movement to the song and Av and Molten accidentally get caught up in it and dance along too, however, when the timing is right, Avaneesh hurls Molten at the cage and his soaring metal body had enough strength to safely hurl himself and the presents off of the ledge.
Av: We did it!
W: That's done, and now the episode ends... Let's get these presents delivered!

Cutting the purple wire:
Intense boss music plays
Av: Wait, why do I hear boss music?
He turns around to see a running, screaming Link in a go-kart wielding a Nintendo Switch hurtle towards him. He began to run and scream carrying Molten with him.
Av: MOLTEN!? DO YOU KNOW HOW POWERFUL HE CAN TRULY BE!?
M: What? He's just Link? What could he possibly... oh fuck I see you now.
Link has opened up Super Mario Maker 2 on the Switch and began to spam all sorts of enemies and troll assets to confuse and tire out the two before eventually opening up Game Garage to move their coordinates so they fall right into the poison. Link then does a drunken victory lap in his monster truck before falling into the poison too as the presents descended with him.
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I think I'd animate this bit kinda like a Henry Stickmin game, like with fails and stuff
 
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