Poll Which WarioWare chick would you date
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"Last seen 2016" Yeesh, I don't think so.
Uhhh I don't know, actually. I think Mona'd probably be my best bet, 'cause she's really tall, clearly quite creative (see: WarioWare inc.), has that one kind of fashion sense that's like so shitty it's great (have you seen that Cruella-ass fur coat my dude).
She also is really caring for those who are close to her. And, given how much I have in common with our waabulous superstar, I'd probably actually have a shot with her, because not only does she readily put up with Wario's stupid shenanigans, she finds him really attractive in spite of them-- clearly she's not the superficial type (it's like she doesn't even notice how handsome Wario is).
Oh, and she's fUckin' hAwT dude 
, I'd totally dig being her little spoon 
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In failing that, I'd love to be with 5-Volt, she's so sweet, and is a really great and caring parent to 9-Volt (which is uber-attractive to a sap like me), on top of also being gorgeous. And as we all know, post-Gold she's a really strong lifter
She also is really caring for those who are close to her. And, given how much I have in common with our waabulous superstar, I'd probably actually have a shot with her, because not only does she readily put up with Wario's stupid shenanigans, she finds him really attractive in spite of them-- clearly she's not the superficial type (it's like she doesn't even notice how handsome Wario is).
Oh, and she's fUckin' hAwT dude , I'd totally dig being her little spoon .In failing that, I'd love to be with 5-Volt, she's so sweet, and is a really great and caring parent to 9-Volt (which is uber-attractive to a sap like me), on top of also being gorgeous. And as we all know, post-Gold she's a really strong lifter
Very wise, my friend.
Something tells me this poll isn't quite for me, because I'm also a chick and would rather date a certain kung-fu boy.
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I'm a chick as well. Luckily, one of them is a trap.
Lulu's got an attractive personality I think, but realistically I'd probably just adopt her and sic her on annoying people, cuz that potential is hidden behind a kneehigh starry-eye, whose composition is 50% scraped knees and mucus-- have you ever seen a child in person before, they're ugly as hell. Like, I saw a picture of me when I was 13 recently, and believe me, I don't remember looking so punchable, and the thin-rimmed gilded glasses I had at the time did not help. Plus, that way I don't have to worry about the baby phase of life and can just move right past that awkwardness to the next phase, which as every father knows is showing off all the shit that you think is cool and hoping they like it : P
So, I guess, if she was an adult when our paths crossed I'd date probably (you can tell she's going to have a very husky voice as an adult, which as you may know I'm very about), but as we know her I'd take her under my wing and train her to be a coo' cat, perhaps hone those strange force-of-nature-like powers and turn her into Batman 
Also, glad to see that Orbulette was added to the list
. It's Orbulon, but as a cute redhead with shades, what's not there to like?
) or did I miss something?
So, I guess, if she was an adult when our paths crossed I'd date probably (you can tell she's going to have a very husky voice as an adult, which as you may know I'm very
about), but as we know her I'd take her under my wing and train her to be a coo' cat, perhaps hone those strange force-of-nature-like powers and turn her into Batman Also, glad to see that Orbulette was added to the list
. It's Orbulon, but as a cute redhead with shades, what's not there to like?Which one? Is it said Orbulette (in which case
) or did I miss something?
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Mitzi the Alien? Oh hell yeah.
Since there's new options.
- Mitzi - Wouldn't date her for the same reasons as Orbulon's female form, the ailen thing would probably cause compilcations.
- Lulu - Prison doesn't exactly sound like a nice getaway and I would largely prefer to not go, thank you very much. (And even if she was older, nah, no thanks.)
- Amy - Nah, not my type.
- Mimi - Mimi would actually be pretty cool to date, though she's already taken.
- 13-Amp - Nah, too dickish for my tastes.
- Baroness Drip - She seems to have a nice personality, but I would rather not have booger all over me.
Jokes aside, here's my picks.
• Mona: Dating Mona would probably be quite an amazing experience, considering all the adventures and jobs she goes to, and because she works in Joe's Gelato and Mona Pizza, free snacks!
• Ashley: YES. Absolutely yes, don't say you wouldn't because you would, Ashley is way too lonely and misunderstood, just imagine the look on her face if one day you asked her if she wants to be your girlfriend? I'm fanboying here, but it's true, it would be amazing.
• Kat: Now here's the thing, Kat and Ana are kindergarteners, so let's say they're teenagers here, at least in my case since I'm a teenager. I would totally date Kat, she seems like a very nice, yet strict, kinda rough girl, ever-so slightly tomboyish girl, which I like.
• Ana: Now Ana is where it's AT, I mean she's already one of my favorite WarioWare characters, so dating her would be like heaven. She's such a sweet, kind hearted girl, imagine getting her flowers as a present, considering she loves flowers, oh it'd be beautiful.
• Penny: YES I LOVE PENNY SHE'S PERFECT AND THE BEST DATING HER WOULD BE YES JUST YESYESYESYES
• Jamie T: She's pretty cute, but there's not a lot we know about her, so she's just kinda Jimmy T's sister, so ehh, not sure.
• Mama T: No.
• 5-Volt: Yes, all of the yes, 5-Volt is this WarioWare's official ABSOLUTE MILF and you agree. That wasn't a question, it was a statement, you agree.
• 13-Amp: Ehhh... She's really bratty, and I'm not into duck lips, sorry.
• Orbulette: It's a trap.
• Vanessa: Pickle lookin' ass.
• Sal Out: Not a lot to know or say about her other than she has a good voice, but either way, sure!
• Bridget The Baker: I don't even remember who this is or where she's from...
• The Nurse from Mega PARTY Game$!: Now you're yanking my chain here, little weirdo, you're just scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point. No.
• Jimmy's Ex from Mega PARTY Game$!: Nah.
• Mitzi: Eehhhh...
• Lulu: Lulu seems really nice, but is also a little kid, so let's imagine her, but older. I would surely date her, she's also a tomboy which depending on the girl, it can be nice, and quite attractive
so yes, I would date Lulu.
• Amy: Sure.
• Mimi: Sure.
• Ms. Munchly: Who?
• Baroness Drip: WHO? Sounds like some kinda... Porn star name... Eugh...
• Mona: Dating Mona would probably be quite an amazing experience, considering all the adventures and jobs she goes to, and because she works in Joe's Gelato and Mona Pizza, free snacks!
• Ashley: YES. Absolutely yes, don't say you wouldn't because you would, Ashley is way too lonely and misunderstood, just imagine the look on her face if one day you asked her if she wants to be your girlfriend? I'm fanboying here, but it's true, it would be amazing.
• Kat: Now here's the thing, Kat and Ana are kindergarteners, so let's say they're teenagers here, at least in my case since I'm a teenager. I would totally date Kat, she seems like a very nice, yet strict, kinda rough girl, ever-so slightly tomboyish girl, which I like.
• Ana: Now Ana is where it's AT, I mean she's already one of my favorite WarioWare characters, so dating her would be like heaven. She's such a sweet, kind hearted girl, imagine getting her flowers as a present, considering she loves flowers, oh it'd be beautiful.
• Penny: YES I LOVE PENNY SHE'S PERFECT AND THE BEST DATING HER WOULD BE YES JUST YESYESYESYES
• Jamie T: She's pretty cute, but there's not a lot we know about her, so she's just kinda Jimmy T's sister, so ehh, not sure.
• Mama T: No.
• 5-Volt: Yes, all of the yes, 5-Volt is this WarioWare's official ABSOLUTE MILF and you agree. That wasn't a question, it was a statement, you agree.
• 13-Amp: Ehhh... She's really bratty, and I'm not into duck lips, sorry.
• Orbulette: It's a trap.
• Vanessa: Pickle lookin' ass.
• Sal Out: Not a lot to know or say about her other than she has a good voice, but either way, sure!
• Bridget The Baker: I don't even remember who this is or where she's from...
• The Nurse from Mega PARTY Game$!: Now you're yanking my chain here, little weirdo, you're just scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point. No.
• Jimmy's Ex from Mega PARTY Game$!: Nah.
• Mitzi: Eehhhh...
• Lulu: Lulu seems really nice, but is also a little kid, so let's imagine her, but older. I would surely date her, she's also a tomboy which depending on the girl, it can be nice, and quite attractive
so yes, I would date Lulu.• Amy: Sure.
• Mimi: Sure.
• Ms. Munchly: Who?
• Baroness Drip: WHO? Sounds like some kinda... Porn star name... Eugh...
Actually, she's kind of a big deal. She's the one who sings Ashley's Song.
This is her:
Her stage name is Luna.
Here she is, singing in the Top 5.
That's not a very nice thing to say about her.
Oh wow! You know your stuff, well in that case, most of these are very minor or one-off characters who don't really have a personality, except for Baroness Drip (I didn't even know she had a name) who I guess is iconic, and Bridget who I managed to remember now, since she sings Ashley's Song, however, she only really appeared once, in Touched, so that's a minus for me.Actually, she's kind of a big deal. She's the one who sings Ashley's Song.
This is her:
Her stage name is Luna.
Here she is, singing in the Top 5.
That's not a very nice thing to say about her.
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Also sorry for upsetting you there, but come on... The Nurse from Mega Party Games is just kinda... Why?
Also sorry for upsetting you there, but come on... The Nurse from Mega Party Games is just kinda... Why?
Because even the most minor character might be SOMEONE's favourite. So why leave them out?
I could go even further and add all the random female characters from the other microgames, if I had the time.
You never know.
Huh... That's a really good point, actually, but it's kind of a stretch, considering that most if not all microgame characters don't have names, but who knows.Because even the most minor character might be SOMEONE's favourite. So why leave them out?
I could go even further and add all the random female characters from the other microgames, if I had the time.
You never know.
I mean... you don't need to know a person's name to wanna date them.
If she's a chick and she's from WarioWare, then she qualifies.
Well, you know what, that's pretty agreeable, you've convinced me, let's give the Microgame Girls some attention then!I mean... you don't need to know a person's name to wanna date them.
If she's a chick and she's from WarioWare, then she qualifies.