Why do women love Orbulon?

[JS Shantae]

Orbulon seems to have a large female following.

Why is that?

 

[Metal]

Because he's not you

 

[KingDragonWario]

Invader Zim.

 

[Magma]

Orbulon is a smash hit with the female 13-22 demographic

 

[Crescent-Moon Villager]

He has a phallus on his head

 

[JS Shantae]

He has a phallus on his head

I knew this was coming.

that's what she said

 

[Pistachio Shack]

First of all,

He has a phallus on his head

That just makes people look/sound horny.

Second of all, well, it's a bit hard to explain why gals love this little cutie. I think I sorta know, but I almost can't explain.

 

[Glowsquid]

In my completely anecdotal and unquantifiable social browsing experience, I'd also advance that Ashley is a character even more popular with women than men if anything

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

Exotic men are just so attractive.

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

Well, he's handsome in his tall form, cute in his tiny form, he's foreign, and most importantly, he's an alien. Do you know how many humans, males and females alike, fantasise about aliens? I mean,

He has a phallus on his head

 

[thegoodguyslose]

I just think his design is really appealing. It's hard to dislike designs that are simple and cute yet unique... kinda like the emotional connection between the 13-22 y/o female demographic (as someone mentioned before) and Sanrio properties.

 

[Crickzilla]

Yeah, Orbulon strangely got a huge in popularity when Gold is released, but how I blame them? I'm more of a Cricket fangirl myself, but I also have a softie for Orbulon. How can you not like a adorable white alien with a soft, vibrating voice?

 

[Crescent-Moon Villager]

I personally feel like Orbulon is waaaay more likable in Gold than in the previous games. I think it's his more cute design and voice, and he's more innocent.

 

[Crescent-Moon Villager]

Double post

 

[KingDragonWario]

I personally feel like Orbulon is waaaay more likable in Gold than in the previous games. I think it's his more cute design and voice, and he's more innocent.

I'll always prefer his old design. Not really a fan of his new one. I mean yeah, he's always been on the smaller side, but I like him sporting lankier limbs and not being on the chubbier side. Also keeping his rockin' boots and not having half his body confined to a miniature Oinker.

TL;DR, I like him looking cool, not cute.

 

[Crescent-Moon Villager]

I'll always prefer his old design. Not really a fan of his new one. I mean yeah, he's always been on the smaller side, but I like him sporting lankier limbs and not being on the chubbier side. Also keeping his rockin' boots and not having half his body confined to a miniature Oinker.

TL;DR, I like him looking cool, not cute.

He's chubby from eating fast food all day, and now he's too obese to walk

 

[Metal]

He's chubby from eating fast food all day, and now he's too obese to walk

poor bastard had to get his legs amputated but that's the price for ordering 2 number 9's with extra dip.