I just called Nintendo of America promotions hotline with a Wario voice saying I was entering the Wario Contest and they should get my voice back into that new Wario game before its too late. I'm going to keep calling them talking about Wario.
Legit someone answered the phone and said they were named Venus and I pretended I had garlic in my ear and couldn't hear so they would say like the planet then I said OHHH MAMA MIA I OWNED MY OWN PLANET ONCE
(wario land reference) then went WAHAHAHAHAAHA
at the end I wished Venus a Rotten day and they wished it back so I informed them that was very polite of them and the world doesn't have enough manners now adays and blew her the raspberries