This week kicked my ass! 
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excuse me sir I need to use the toilet... move pls...
Rumor Guy 1: New games coming like Wario Land and Star Fox.
Rumor Guy 2: I also heard about the new Star Fox (Giving hope for Wario Land).
Rumor Guy 3: Nintendo might be making stuff up to find the leakers.
Wario Fans:
Rumor Guy 2: I also heard about the new Star Fox (Giving hope for Wario Land).
Rumor Guy 3: Nintendo might be making stuff up to find the leakers.
Wario Fans:
Anyone else agree that a freezer level should be a necessity for every Wario Land or Wario Land inspired game?
hmmm what should I change my username into
might or might not draw Crygor in a toilet and turn it into a keychain
Out of character post, but oh my god everything just gets so so so so so much worse exponentially every single day
I am back, guys! 
#ilovedrcrygor #peace
erfect:
im eating cake, COLD cake, WHILE IM SICK
best day of my life
iced birthday cake tastes so good
ignore the crappy quality ough
cake
best day of my life
iced birthday cake tastes so good
ignore the crappy quality ough
cake
4:00 AM on a Thursday... playing WarioWare... and giving stuff to my men Jimmy and crygor
burps and runs away
Hey..
Crazy, If F-Zero gets a new game, Wario Land officially becomes Nintendo’s most neglected franchise 
hdsvhuvjhuvhdus MOM WHY DO YOU STILL LIKE THE PERSON WHO HURT MEE AUGHDHIEU KURWY
"His name is Dr. Crygor because he cries when I crack him" - Me 