Magma

Happy B-day to Wario Forum's favourite Garfield shitposter. Now send Jon to the kitchen to fetch some lasagna.

I sort of check this place from time to time but I'm thoroughly embarrassed by how I acted during my time here lol

Would you like to chat with me? or do you not have the time?

Hi, you are the same age as me! i like that, are you a mod or admin?

I have returned as a changed man and I am here to atone for all of my past sins. Let's get business started by saying I really really really really do not care for Waluigi and I like Ashley better.

I have returned now that we have stuff to talk about

Do you need a forum account to use the Discord server or something I forget. Because otherwise I don't get why people are still signing up for a website that peaked 5 years ago.

Who is Kennethabick and why do they still log in after being banned for nearly a month

Imagining an alternate timeline where Metal said this to WarioFan69 instead of what he actually ended up saying:

Late, but happy birthday!

Happy birthday, chum!

¡Feliz cumpleaños! Make sure to eat lots of lasagna and enjoy yourself!

Happy birthday Magma, hope you have an alright day.

Reminder that Smash Bros is not a gaming Hall of Fame nor is it actively seeking out to reinvigorate your favorite forgotten game franchise.

Heres how I feel about Disney recently. FUUUCCCKK YOOOU. You are a fucking absolute disgrace of your former self. RIP Walt Disney, Ub Iwerks, Carl Barks, Floyd Gottfredson and all of the actual creators who made Disney what they were. Disney is NOT super heros. EAT SHIT.

I'm gonna come to your house wearing a mistletoe hat and I'm gonna kiss the shit out of you in front of your childhood teddy bear

@Metal

Good luck on your further endeavors without video games dude.

Some advice for some of the youngings on this site who live in the United States and are thinking about going to college.

If you can go to college without having to take out any loans then it's probably a worthwhile use of your time.

If you must take out loans then be very careful. Carefully pick what you want to make your career choice and figure out if you really need to go to college. Stuff like being a doctor you obviously need to go to college but for other careers you may able to get where you want to end up with just training and certifications which cost way less.

If you want to go to college because you want a "good career" but don't know what you're putting yourself in a risky situation where you'll end up with a lot of debt and underemployed.