The 3rd Wario Brother

Was doing mandatory overtime and when i left i got a call that the fire fighters were at the condo and my neighbors set the place a blaze from leaving something in the stove. I ran so fast to get home to see if my wife and friends where ok and took a short cut. Apparently i went through some gangs territory or something because i got ganged up by three dudes, They said i gotta go back or else but i kept trucking. One of them grabbed me and punched my chest so i fought em' off and went home but now i got this huge ass slice on my cheeck. Atleast when i got home every one was okay, and even the apartment. Though the top two floors need to be renovated. Way to ruin such a good day! Sorry for long ass post.

I am lacking a sufficient amount of croissants. I AM ERROR, NEED CROISSANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.leonardite.com/wvba/main.html This site is hilarious.

My grandmother made it out of the hospital, She's good though she's on dialysis. Damn, She's 107 and still going strong.

what did i start?

BEARS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N87S5vr_Hwo&list=PLAEC700B06A48327B I just sorta found this in my recommended feed. Kinda crappy but this guy has some sort of charm to him ya, know? This is the only vid i saw but i guess recommend his other videos.

My grandmother has been hospitalized, She was unable to breath because there is water in her lungs. I hope she comes out ok.....

Welcome to the depression club 3rd Wario Bro.

Anyone care to explain what "wallet" is?

can take my nachos, you can take my root beer, but god forbid you touch my bean burrito.

Been wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy to damn long since WLTSD was released so i think i'll go all over the internet telling people to get one of the wario land games on Nintendo E Shop and maybe just maybe Nintendo will think Wario is profitable. Please Nintendo bring home the bacon! On an unrelated note i realised that if you abbreviate Nintendo E shop you'll get NES.

(in reference to an earlier profile post) I finally completed each and every version of Final Fantasy IV. I feel mildly accomplished.

My burrito when???

Its raining fish, halleluiah

So I got this notifacation saying I'm a "notable member"? What's that about. Maybe Wario realized how amazing I am and ascended me to a higher plane of existence. But seriously though, what is that about.

I ONLY DRINK THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES!!! and occasionally a strawberry Yoohoo, man's gotta have taste ya know?

I immediately thought "Porplemontage!" when I saw your avatar.

....wait you're not Porple, right?

BEARD IS BACK!