I have the luck of a lottery winner losing his winning ticket down a hole while getting struck by lightning while getting bitten by stray dogs while getting a call from his wife that she's divorcing him while getting hit by a falling piano tonight.
I never realised how messy my room is until I thought about it. Cleaned some of it and there are random coins lying around. I feel like Wario right now.
Yes, Microsoft, I know I need to "fix" my microsoft account. Stop reminding me every 2 seconds! *Goes to use toilet and comes back* "Windows is updating" ._.

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