Diamond City Town RP

[ThAshleyChannel]

Brains over brawn, huh? We'll just see about that.

 

[JS Shantae]

Welcome fellow dancer from somewhere. You seem to not be trying to destroy me. I will not harm you.

Destroy you? Not at all...do people want to destroy you often?

 

[Rei]

View attachment 2374 Destroy you? Not at all...do people want to destroy you often?

Quite a lot apparently.

 

[JS Shantae]

Quite a lot apparently.

I'm sorry...that sounds terrible.

 

[Rei]

View attachment 2375 I'm sorry...that sounds terrible.

Well I am also a parasite that is a can with meat in it that's immortal and can apparently talk for some odd reason. Not everyone likes meat,and some destroy it...so I guess they don't like cans or meat?

 

[JS Shantae]

Well I am also a parasite that is a can with meat in it that's immortal and can apparently talk for some odd reason. Not everyone likes meat,and some destroy it...so I guess they don't like cans or meat?

Well fear not, I will have you know I'm perfectly fine with both cans and meat! Hey...maybe I can be your guardian genie! People will be far less likely to want to destroy you if they knew you have a genie on your side!

 

[Rei]

View attachment 2377 Well fear not, I will have you know I'm perfectly fine with both cans and meat! Hey...maybe I can be your guardian genie! People will be far less likely to want to destroy you if they knew you have a genie on your side!

I'm good with that. Genie Bodyguard. Coolio.

 

[ThAshleyChannel]

Ashley : HEY! Purple hair! get lost! This can of spam is trying to take over this city, and you want to protect it?! You genies don't know nothing.

 

[Rei]

Ashley : HEY! Purple hair! get lost! This can of spam is trying to take over this city, and you want to protect it?! You genies don't know nothing.

Taking out the vegetarians,they need meat.

 

[ThAshleyChannel]

Ashley : Sure, sure. I don't care what you do then, just so long as you take out those vegetarians. If you lay a...well, you don't have fingers, but if you dare lay your can on my head your whole spam thing is over

 

[JS Shantae]

Ashley : HEY! Purple hair! get lost! This can of spam is trying to take over this city, and you want to protect it?! You genies don't know nothing.

Take over the city?! Mr. Spam can, is this true? Taking over cities is only OK if the people vote for you to take over their city!

 

[blanche]

Jimmy T is too much of a goody-two shoes for me
Welcome my new character

Name: TITO DICK
Age: ????
Personality: Funny

 

[blanche]

Greetings Ladies and Men I am Tito Dick, Dick Man (baby)

 

[Rei]

View attachment 2378 Take over the city?! Mr. Spam can, is this true? Taking over cities is only OK if the people vote for you to take over their city!

I am Trump

 

[Metal]

Greetings Ladies and Men I am Tito Dick, Dick Man (baby)

Yo Dickman rdjfgfvtgvbkh more incoherent English noises.

 

[Metal]

Name : Phil
Age : ???
From da 'Pier

 

[ThAshleyChannel]

Ashley : Where are all these people coming from?

Ashley : As long as they don't get in my way, I don't really care about them.

 

[JS Shantae]

I am Trump

I KNEW you looked familiar! Sorry Mr. Trump, but it is unethical for a Guardian Genie to get involved in political matters. You'll have to handle this yourself.

Ashley : Where are all these people coming from?

Ashley : As long as they don't get in my way, I don't really care about them.

Come to think of it...I'm not sure HOW I got here. I remember taking a nap in my lighthouse, and then I had a dream about tasty cronuts, and then *poof* here I am. Where is here, anyway?

 

[Rei]

View attachment 2390 I KNEW you looked familiar! Sorry Mr. Trump, but it is unethical for a Guardian Genie to get involved in political matters. You'll have to handle this yourself.



View attachment 2391 Come to think of it...I'm not sure HOW I got here. I remember taking a nap in my lighthouse, and then I had a dream about tasty cronuts, and then *poof* here I am. Where is here, anyway?

I came because reason. I can make also make peace.

 

[JS Shantae]

I came because reason. I can make also make peace.

Well...peace is always a good thing, I guess. Except when it involves hippies, they are lazy and smell bad.