Favorite Wario quotes/vernacular?

[tahutoa]

I like that he prefers to call money "cash" despite whether or not it actually is physical money.
I also like that since Wario isn't one for swearing (because Nintendo) he gets creative with his insults (case in point: the "Let Wario choose a name?" wheel in WW Inc.), and how that kind of bleeds over into his 'main' way of speaking (see the 'quadruple chin' spiel from Wario World)

 

[KingDragonWario]

The Wario Land 4 manual is chock full of amazing Warioisms (probably because, I dunno, he narrates the whole thing?) It's a literary treasure.

If anyone here hasn't already read it go flip through it now! HURRY UP!

 

[TB100]

HAVE A ROTTEN DAY!!!

 

[Random Adam]

go

 

[Garbon]

Wah.

 

[thegoodguyslose]

Not really a vernacular or anything, but on the topic of game manuals, I love how in the WW Mega Party Games manual he starts a diary and then just gets bored and decides to have his employees do it for him. Just Wario Things...

 

[607]

Well, I learnt a new word!

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

HAVE A ROTTEN DAY!

BWAHAHAHA!

These two really do it for me.

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

Well, I learnt a new word!

Warioisms

A very beautiful word, indeed. Why hasn't Warioism been added to Wiktionary yet?

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

Any of his quips after he farts in Mario strikers charged

 

[607]

A very beautiful word, indeed. Why hasn't Warioism been added to Wiktionary yet?

I honestly think it isn't used enough. If it was used by a very famous author, then it should be included anyway, but not as it is now. :)

 

[tahutoa]

"Wwwaaaa-ha-haha-haaaaariooooo" is one of my favorites

 

[thegoodguyslose]

"Wwwaaaa-ha-haha-haaaaariooooo" is one of my favorites

Do you have a voice clip of that one on hand? I'm having trouble remembering that one

 

[Commendedzuez09]

Imma gonna ween!

 

[Cheesehead]

Do you have a voice clip of that one on hand? I'm having trouble remembering that one

It's in Wario Land Shake It/The Shake Dimension
3:51

 

[tahutoa]

It's in Wario Land Shake It/The Shake Dimension
3:51

"a'rock and rroll"

 

[Boppity BopPop]

"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Basically his over the top obnoxious laughing.

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Basically his over the top obnoxious laughing.

You mean like it the opening of Smooth Moves, or his manically laughter in the finale of WarioWare Gold?

 

[Boppity BopPop]

You mean like it the opening of Smooth Moves, or his manically laughter in the finale of WarioWare Gold?

Yes

 

[Magma]