How do you relate to Wario?

SurrealBrain

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If there is a thread like this, merge with this one or lock this one. Just thought it'd be interesting.

Now, some of us may have at least some similarities to Wario. Even those of us who are very different from him may have some similarities.

Now, for my example: I can be too greedy for my own good. If you saw my collection of games, you might agree, especially since (intentionally) getting rid of games is rare at best.

I can also be silly at times, and a bit of a jerk at times. Not to the extent of Wario, but still.

Sadly, I even relate to the Smash version, in the sense that I tend to fart quite a bit. My dad has the same problem, so I assume it's a family trait. It's not as ridiculous, but it's been joked about more than once for a reason.

This is what I can come up with from the top of my head. Any you'd like to share?
 

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Everyone (myself not being an exception) has some Wario inside them. The thing is that it's hard to reach the level of Wario's beautiful flabby greed and selfishness, perhaps fortunately so. He's definitely someone who would be annoying in real life... we love him because he's comical.
 

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I have two mics on my head and I sing into them, if that counts. In terms of more Wario Proper, I don't mind my share of garlic, and I've been known to put my elbow in front of me while running to emulate the shoulder bash... It looks silly, but I swear I go a bit faster.
 

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Oh yeah, that's a good point. Sometimes I eat apples or donuts until I feel bloated :p. If only I could burn off extra fat as quickly as fat Wario... I guess it's good I don't break through blocks!
 

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Well, kinda similar to Wario=$$, When I get angry or am just messing around I nudge or hit people with my shoulder, kinda like how Wario shoulder bashes in Wario Land.
 

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I'm a pretty greedy person, especially when it comes to my food. I relate more to Donkey Kong, laid back.
Everyone (myself not being an exception) has some Wario inside them. The thing is that it's hard to reach the level of Wario's beautiful flabby greed and selfishness, perhaps fortunately so. He's definitely someone who would be annoying in real life... we love him because he's comical.
I would really dislike Wario in real life since he is pretty much the eqivalent to an EA developer.
 

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I'm overweight, and I'm kind of greedy at times so I can relate to Wario a little bit.

I love that Wario is greedy and overweight. He's a fun character with tones of personality way more then Mario. I also think that deep down there's a part of us that would rather go after treasure then rescue a princess.
 

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I'm overweight, and I'm kind of greedy at times so I can relate to Wario a little bit.

I love that Wario is greedy and overweight. He's a fun character with tones of personality way more then Mario. I also think that deep down there's a part of us that would rather go after treasure then rescue a princess.
I think we'd ALL go for the money. . .
 
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