Random Posts of Goofiness

I want everyone to sit down and appreciate how magical this picture is:

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That character would give the Mean Emcee nightmares...

Seriously though, even the thumbnail is creepy as hell.
 
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the good shit go౦ԁ sHit academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Baaddd ShIT , and I have over 300 confirmed (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ). I am trained in warfare and I’m the top shiter in the entire US armed mMMMMᎷМ . You are nothing to me but just another Baaa AaAadDddD Sh1t . I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, thats what im talking about right there right there . You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of go౦ԁ sHit across the USA and your IP is being traced rightthere right✔there ✔, so ✔if i do ƽaү so my self i say so , you better prepare for the storm, НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, I could be rightthere right✔there ✔ and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ). Not only am I extensively trained in mMMMMᎷМ combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Good shit Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little BAAaAaAaAd shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking shit. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ .
 
What the knucks did you just knucksing say about me, you little chuckler? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Pumpkin Hill Gliding Facility, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Green Hill Zone, and I have over 300 confirmed punches. I am trained in echidna warfare and I’m the top puncher in the entire US Echidna Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the knucks out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this console, mark my knucksing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, knuckser. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Pumpkin Hill and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re knucksing dead, chuckler. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can punch you in over seven hundred strengths, and that’s just with my bare knuckles. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Echidna Facility and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little chuckler. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your knucksing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn Sonic. I will flex my muscles all over you and you will drown in it. You’re knucksing dead, chucko.
 
WHAT THE HECK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE HUMAN? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'LL GRADUATE TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE TRAINING ACADEMY, AND WILL HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS TO THE SURFACE, AND HAVE THREE HUNDRED RECIPES FOR SPAGHETTI. I AM TRAINED IN THE CULINARY ARTS AND AM THE TOP COOK FOR THE ROYAL ARMY. YOU'RE NOTHING TO ME BUT ANOTHER BEST FRIEND. I WILL LEAP THE HECK OUT OF THIS WINDOW WITH GRACE THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE IN THESE RUINS, MARK MY WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH NOT MAKING UP TO UNDYNE OVER THAT WHOLE "TRYING TO KILL YOU THING"? THINK AGAIN, BUDDY. AS WE SPEAK I AM GIVING YOU MY PHONE NUMBER AND ADDING YOU TO MY NETWORK OF FRIENDS ON THE INTERNET AND YOUR WALL IS BEING COVERED IN SPAGHETTI RECIPES SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE FEAST, FRIEND. THE FEAST THE FILLS THE SILLY THING YOU HUMANS CALL A "STOMACH!" YOU'RE STUFFED, KID. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND COOK PASTA IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT'S JUST WITH ANGEL HAIR. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN ITALIAN COOKING (HEY SANS, WHAT'S ITALY?), BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE COOKBOOK OF THE TOP WARRIOR IN THE KING'S ROYAL ARMY AND WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO BURY YOU IN A WATERFALL IN TOMATO SAUCE AND VEGETABLES. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT DELICIOUS TREATS YOUR LITTLE "FRIENDSHIP" ATTEMPT WOULD BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE CLEANED YOUR TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN'T, YOU DIDN'T, AND NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE. I WILL COOK NOODLES ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOU'RE FULL TO BURSTING, KIDDO.
 
*Everyone shocked Ashley's a mii outfit and nobody else from Warioware get's nothing*
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Mona : Come on, she's already an assist, has two songs and one new one,
Heck, she's showing up more than the rest of us combined. Give us a chance, people!

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Ashley : I don't care where this new found attention is coming from, but
keep em' coming!
 
If Ashley goes back in time to rule the world, does that mean she prevents her own birth, so she is never born to rule the world, now she's born again since she didn't rule the world, but now she goes back in time once more and it repeats forever...
 
Hahaha, how embarrassing for Vin Diesel : p

And ah, I had totally forgotten about Street Sharks, haha I remember them with like The Gargoyles and all that junk : p Wow thats really old : p
 
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